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Song Parodies -> "Jared Loves to Scare"

Original Song Title:

"Livin' On a Prayer"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bon Jovi

Parody Song Title:

"Jared Loves to Scare"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

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Once upon a time, tales of a soul

Jared Used to buy lots of stock
Out riding his bike
Got hit by a truck - he's gone
long gone

Now he's haunting where he once stayed
Scaring cause he can
He likes to use chains for fun
mmm So fun

He screams: You've got to get out the home that I bought
I am not off the Earth yet whether living or not
I'll taunt your brother and your pet rot for sure
I'll make noise a lot

Oooh I'm in your stairs
Ooooooh giving you nightmares

See my face
Even Manson gets scared
Oooh Get out of my chair

Jared heard the priest chant a lot
Now he's busting up Cause he doesn't know his plot
mmm His plot

Keeping folks up all night and day
He gives them a fright
Jared whispers Get out of my place
White face

landlords want to hold on to their new plot
Jared isn't leaving if they like it or not
Though they are bothered, They'll keep their cot they vow
They've survived a lot

oooh Though Jared scares
ooooooh survived Matty's Bear

Jared's bland
Next to Matt's nightmare
Oooh He just loves to scare
He just loves to scare

Oooh They all worked it out, keep what they bought
Jared gets one room and they'll leave the door locked

oooh They will all share
ooooooh Jared will not scare

Took an oath
He'll stop his nightmares
Oooh Will not haunt the stairs

oooh No more gray hairs
ooooooh Seems the deals fair

Kept their words
No more chain he swears
Oooh Jared will not scare

oooh but when auntie visits there
ooooooh Jared gets to scare!!!
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Matthias - October 22, 2010 - Report this comment
Funny but I thought it would have been better if it was Jared from those Subway commercials coming back and forcing people to eat sandwiches. And I'm glad that you mentioned my Living Teddy Bear in here :)
Old Man Ribber - October 23, 2010 - Report this comment
Dave - By Jovi, I think you've got it! Way to go! ;D

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