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Song Parodies -> "Scarecrow Man"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Rob Zombie

Parody Song Title:

"Scarecrow Man"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

Termination, Death, he's hunting me

Laughing, he's the one
Murdering's his fun
Doesn't have no knees
Hay from head to feet

Has triangle eyes
Pumpkin head won't cry
It's his evil turn
Run from him you'll learn

He's doing lynchings
Guts he is wrenching
He'll hack in the back, he's a scarecrow man

Stranger than witches
He'll stain all your britches
He'll clobber your head, he's a scarecrow man

Blood fills up your pool
Using farmer's tools
Shoot him, he won't bleed
Light won't make him flee

Hard to counteract
His pants are old sacks
Laughing's what you'll hear
When he kills you dear

Murder's his wishes
Throwing your dishes
Brought to life by a spell, scarecrow man

Swim with the fishes
Not much he misses
He'll throw out an axe, he's the scarecrow man

Watch out baby, Watch out baby

Watch out baby, Watch out baby

Burn him, or he'll never fall

He don't have much strife
Weeds protrude his skin
If you hear his moan
Don't be fooled by grins

Hiding by the logs
It is time to light
Throw your matches at
him and he may die

Burn all his stitches
Knock him in the ditches
'fore he kills the town, he's the scarecrow man

Crows do his wishes
Attacking your misses
Then he'll come right back, he's the scarecrow man

Burn him baby, Burn him baby

Burn him baby, Burn him baby

Burn him or he'll never fall

Shooting is useless
so don't be a doofus
Just light up a match, burn the scarecrow man

Scarecrows are toothless
and they can be ruthless
He don't have a brain, he's the scarecrow man

Flames burning higher
His fall you desire
I guess that's the end of the scarecrow man
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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 4

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Matthias - October 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Another crazy Halloween topic! You're going to be sick of Halloween by the end of this month!
LittleHoWeen - October 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Hay man . . . Loved this H'Ween treat, Sir ! rather jBarryEsque in style & content, too! . . . And as for Squire MattUs, we never get our fill of halloween, 'cause it's a CatLicker's dream !

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