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Song Parodies -> "The Slice is Mine (The AmIRight Pizza Fight)"

Original Song Title:

"The Boy is Mine"

Original Performer:

Brandy & Monica

Parody Song Title:

"The Slice is Mine (The AmIRight Pizza Fight)"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

I had fun with this one, sorry if Matthias or Kristof get offended--all in the fun of parody:)
Matthias--Excuse me Dave, would you shut your mouth for a minute?

Dave--Oh no, see I thought you were stuck on a diet

Matthias--Yeah you were too, But I just wanted to see if you ate your slice yet
--ooh you ate your slice

Dave--Oh no, definitely, It ain't your slice.

Matthias--Well Dave it's time to let you know that one's mine

Dave--Huh, no no, it's mine!


(Matthias & Dave)
You need to shut your gut
Butt is overstuffed
You don't need to eat
The slice is mine
I'm sorry that you
Want way too much food
It belongs to me
The slice is mine

Think it's time to take a break
See that acne on your face
There is one half of a cheesecake
Eat it instead or go make eggs

But just leave that piece for me
I eat more than your fam'ly
But don't think I cannot see
That you've got sauce on your knees

See I tried to stay awake
I didn't want to miss out on my take
now, without my cash you couldn't pay
Paid my way, give me my claim

Matthias my cash equaled yours
You don't eat what you should
Wanna take my share, and I should
It was my tip that he took

The Slice is mine
You have eaten enough
My crust is always stuffed
(Dave-It's Stuffed)
It's not bland you see
The Slice is mine
(Dave-Slice is Mine)
I'm eating my food
(Dave-Eating My Food)
You stop being rude
(Dave-So rude)
Pepperoni's me
The slice is mine

Must you eat the things you do
You make me feel skinny too
You need to know you touched my food
and wish my roomie knew you ate his too

Dave, don't even fantasize
'Cause it's you who's super-sized
Fat food dominates your life
I know your chins are getting wide

You can play all your silly games
My pizza you cannot take
I gave in the other day
You can't take it this time, don't you play

When will you stick to your word
Go SlimFast, Pizza's no good
Get BK, it's my wine and dine
You don't seem to know the Slice is Mine

The Slice is Mine
You've taken way too much
You should eat some toast
(Matthias-You should eat Some toast)
There's plenty of wings
The Slice is Mine
(Matthias-No Wings! The Slice is Mine)
It is not your food
(Matthias-It's not your food)
Beat you black and Blue
(Matthias-Beat You Black and Blue)
Stomach's empty please
(Matthias-So is mine you see)
The Slice is Mine

You took the food we've fought about
Give it back so I can chow
The slice is mine without a doubt
You might as well go eat Taco Hell

What makes you think that it was me
I've been right here, or can't you see
The sauce has run down Kristof's face
He must have put the slice to waste

(Background AmIRighters singing chorus variations)

(Matthias) He Ate Our Stuff
(Dave) Didn't eat that much
(Matthias) Guess we'll have to see
(Dave) The keys to drive oh ah
(Matthias) I feel like a fool
(Dave) I do too--------
(Matthias) We both need to eat
(Dave) The slice was mine
(Matthias) mine oh mine
(Dave) Time now for Revenge
(Matthias) Kristof's gonna see

(Matthias) The slice was mine
(Dave) Not Yours
(Matthias) But mine
(Dave) Not Yours
(Matthias) But mine
(Dave) Not Yours
(Matthias) But mine

(End of chorus variations)

(Dave & Matthias)
Kristof it was you
Don't run to your room
You need a wedgie
That slice was mine!
All of my recordings are at . .while I won't rule out recording this one, it will be a tough one to pull off

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Matthias - September 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Wow... Is that three tributes?! One was about my song parodies, then there was one about the a-holes who spammed me the other day, and now there's a tribute to my fat?! Dave.... I'm starting to think that I'm your favorite subject.
Red Ant - September 14, 2007 - Report this comment
A fantastic food fight for all! I'm surprised you didn't write this together.. then again, a fight over the last slice is a very serious thing!
Ann Hammond - September 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Always good to see tributes.

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