-> "Ken's Revenge"
Original Song Title:
"I've Got Friends in Low Places"
Parody Song Title:
"Ken's Revenge"
The Lyrics
Saw one night on the news
A nightmare come true
The girl spent too much time on her hair
Ken just didn't know
She liked G.I. Joe
Joe was the last one
He thought he'd see bare
Guess his muscles were nice
and She didn't think twice
That night that she touched his dog chain
And I wrote this tune
Said, Barbie, your days are through
Cause Ken's vows were not in vain
'Cause I saw Ken knock out Barbie
Threw her to the ground
and his fear chases his smile away
but he'll be ok
Now he's not big on separation
So he let it out to his friend, Stacey
Oh, I saw Ken sock out Barbie
Well, they kept going on
But it wouldn't be long
and then, that girl got so bored
Ken's package was slight
Not designed quite right
And he couldn't give her love no more
Hey she didn't mean
To sound like a queen
She just wanted action again
Well, he was in fright
the big orgy she's havin
That Ken wasn't in
Then I saw Ken impale Barbie
Took a big sword out
And then sliced all his fears away
He's not quite Okay
Neighbors watched their slaughtered faces
Joe came running out from Ken's basement
Oh, I saw Ken behead Barbie
Then Ken chased G.I. with sharpies
Yeah he marked him down
And the smear inked out his eyes that day
Joe'll be ok
Wasn't known as mad or angry
Think he lost his mind when she blew Chucky
Oh, that's when Ken had gone crazy
**CHORUS CROWD AND NEWS MEDIA SING ALONG**
Then we saw Ken behead Barbie
Took a big sword out
And then slice all his fears away
He's not quite Okay
Neighbors watch their slaughtered faces
Joe came running out from his basement
Oh, we saw Ken behead Barbie
Then Ken chased G.I. with sharpies
Yeah he marked him down
And the smear inked out his eyes that day
Joe'll be ok
Wasn't known as mad or angry
Think he lost his mind when she blew Chucky
Oh, that's when Ken had gone crazy
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