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Song Parodies -> "Wind Beneath My Butt"

Original Song Title:

"Wind Beneath My Wings"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bette Midler

Parody Song Title:

"Wind Beneath My Butt"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

Ohhhh, oh, oh, oh, ohhh.
It must have been so nasty behind me
To never smell air that's fresh and clean
You were content to hold your nose, and spray away
You always walked so far behind.

So I could fart silently but deadly,
While you were the one that took the blame.
A horrible stench without a name for so long
A terrible cry after some strain

Did you ever know that it was my gas
Yes that toxic smell came from my crack
I could fart silently but deadly
For it was the Wind Beneath My Butt

It might have appeared that I was flawless
But all of my Hanes contain skid marks
I want you to know I had chinese, just to warn you
I would be safer with Gas-X

Did you ever know that it was my gas
Yes that toxic smell came from my crack
I could fart silently but deadly
For it was the Wind Beneath My Butt

Did I ever tell you that it was my Gas
Yes that toxic, that toxic smell came from my crack
OH, and I, I could fart silently but deadly,
For it was the Wind Beneath My Butt
'Cause It Was the Wind Beneath My Butt

Oh the Wind Beneath My Butt
Pew, Pew, Pew, Pew the Wind Beneath My Butt
Fart, Fart, Fart So Bad, I heard this on I've had
Oh, pew, pew pew, The Wind Beneath My Butt
Oh, pew, pew, pew, the Wind Beneath My Butt

Fart, Fart, Fart till my bowels are clean
So bad I almost died this eve.
Oh Lord, Oh Lord
It smells so bad , the wind beneath my butt.
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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 24

Voting Breakdown

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dioa - December 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice parody of a great 80's song, man! I love fart parodies! 5's for you
2Eagle - December 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Five fragrant fuzzies.
Below Average Dave - December 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you dioa and 2Eagles, it was as fun to write as it was to perform:)
Below Average Dave - January 15, 2007 - Report this comment
I know that gas parodies tend not to be the top performers here, but this one has been re-done at a louder volume on 1/15/2007
Agrimorfee - January 16, 2007 - Report this comment
(Gross Comp Deux) Welcome to our parody contests, B.A.D.! This was a pretty good Fart parody. I like how you even parodied the soulful end section.
Below Average Dave - January 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Thank you Agimorfee, I'm feeling very welcomed here and plan on starting my third project, Project 3: The Challenge of Parody, very soon. . .
Red Ant - January 20, 2007 - Report this comment
(Gross-Out Doo) That was a pretty good recording, Dave. Nice job letting some air out of Bette Midler, lol. Kudos for working in "silent but deadly", and this is pretty gross.
Matthias - January 20, 2007 - Report this comment
I would like to say this blew, and this stinks.... But that would only be because of the pun-factor. This was very good, and quite a gas.
Michael McVey - January 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Sir Fredrick Gas strikes again!---MM
SUX - May 04, 2007 - Report this comment
SUX
Below Average Dave - May 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Well, with all non-due respect "Sux" I'll take the opinion of the 10 people who disagreed with you, and the over 150 who've downloaded it in the past two months from an unknown artist as a review of my writing VS your one word topic based review.
Pappa Smurf - September 12, 2007 - Report this comment
You tell him Dave. Just blow him away with the wind beneath your butt.
clydeDemis - November 21, 2008 - Report this comment
hate bette midler so i loved this parody - much better than the original hands down.

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