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Song Parodies -> "Everyone Loves Chiquita"

Original Song Title:

"Everyone Knows Juanita"

Original Performer:

Adrian Molina

Parody Song Title:

"Everyone Loves Chiquita"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

Well, everyone loves Chiquita
Nobody's fruit basket's sweeter
The grapes fall out as bananas go in
And her melons roll out on the floor

Buy her at every counter
Shes yours for just fifty cents
but if you're wanting a cherry
She ain't got one to give my friend
@copy 2018 David Miles

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Matthias - July 23, 2018 - Report this comment
This is the shortest song you've ever written but as the minion scream: "BANANA!!!"
Rob Arndt - July 23, 2018 - Report this comment
Not everyone loves Chiquita bananas. Chiquita was busted spraying a toxic pesticide over the fruit and it's workers, they use child labor and pay slave wages, running the plantations like the Old South. They also use physical intimidation and violence against people who complain.
Becky - July 23, 2018 - Report this comment
Sounds like Monsanto, except in the latter case they use an army of lawyers to intimidate and abuse anyone that questions their independent reports of GMO safety. I wonder if Dole and Del Monte bananas are any safer?
Pat - July 23, 2018 - Report this comment
I think Chiquita also does pineapples!

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