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Song Parodies -> "I Was Drunk Late One Night, Now I'm Daddy"

Original Song Title:

"It's The End of The World As We Know It"

Original Performer:

R.E.M.

Parody Song Title:

"I Was Drunk Late One Night, Now I'm Daddy"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

I'm at badave.com as always, this one will eventually be recorded of course, but don't expect this monster too quickly--it will take practice The Original Song (1987) This one is most certainly NOT based on personal experience, although I was there about 8 years ago for the birth of my little brother if that counts.
Oh great, I just saw her gut shake
Gaining weight I'll go insane
One night stand is calling late

I guess I can't complain, Even though I'm concerned
I planted my seed, didn't want to succeed
Plead it isn't mine, plead, test, woah, Mine, doh!
dreaming 'bout that screaming
She's up late tonight, scared, right
Mother and her brother, say that I had best love her
While her father wants to smother me all out of spite
Suffer as I'm freaking as I worry from the fury
I'm creeped out at best

Dreaming dreams, Mind is rattled, pumped, weathered, popped
I am on a drink binge. . . .wine . . . .gin,
Pop flow, help my woes, Obligation, little troops
They made it through, Fear itself, on the shelf
I cannot breast feed, That much we've agreed
She says get a pastor, Now I patter
This ain't right, might you think about it, talk about it,
Big bite, light Spirte
Each and every night

My one night stand has told me she's pregnant
My one night stand has told me she's pregnant
My one night stand has told me she's pregnant
hope it's not mine

See the doc, been 8 hours,
I'm distraught, son or daughter
Scream cuss words, absurd,
Said things I'd never heard
Kinda just like she transformed,
She's yearning an ending
Yes, we did procreate,
Through it all she was irate
Breathe a little, Scream a little,
push out, push out
Hear you squeal: Thrust, thrust,
Look though, Oh wow look dear,
Head's here, Looking dazed and I cheer
A sudden rush, a sudden rush, a sudden rush of highs
Whatsername is smiling,
Whatsername is holding it
and so am I

My one night stand gave birth to a baby
My one night stand gave birth to a baby
My one night stand gave birth to a baby (Guess my fears were overblown)
and he is mine

he is mine

I think she may give birth to another (Oh, just look she's having more)
Oh my God, my son may have a brother (Oh, just look she's having more)
Sure enough here he comes, back to labor (This will make a lot of chores)
and they're both mine?

Oh what a sight, This isn't right
The ultrasound must have lied
Babys dropping out her hide,
Pop out two, done right?
David Junior, Next was Nate then
Amy came Once you started,
No breaks, Gonna need more rooms
So chaotic, need narcotics,
What a wreck, . . . Done? . . . Oy!

**Going on in the background**
(She keeps on popping out more)

**Actual Lyrics to my song**
My one night stand gave birth to some triplets
My one night stand gave birth to some triplets
My one night stand gave birth to some triplets
and I need wine

We are now up to four, that's quadruplets
We are now up to four, that's quadruplets
We are now up to four, that's quadruplets
oh I'm not fine

Will you stop, we can't pay for octuplets
Will you stop, we can't pay for octuplets
Will you stop, we can't pay for octuplets
I've lost my mind

I was drunk late one night, now I'm daddy
I was drunk late one night, now I'm daddy
I was drunk late one night, now I'm daddy
Hey what's her name?
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Total Votes: 29

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Matthias - April 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Holy crap Dave! That's the last time you have sex with a rabbit! Very, very, VERY impressive peice of parody you did here, can't believe you actually pulled this one off. It looks really, really difficult... Oh no, that means I'm going to have to pull this one off too.... Damn! Oh well... Till then I'll bask in the amazing power of this.
Agrimorfee - April 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Wow! Excellent work, B.A.D.---coming from someone who has been there, the feelings and some of the situations were OTM. Then, it gets crazy in a (family) great way! Makes me want to hear a recording ASAP. One of your best ever.
MasonR - April 04, 2008 - Report this comment
This was a way AboveAverageParody! 555
Jack Wilson - April 04, 2008 - Report this comment
This is AWESOME and HILARIOUS and......impossible-looking, but ya pulled it off, Ive been wanting to do this OS too
Johnny D - April 04, 2008 - Report this comment
I LOL'd when I read the title - what a hilarious and well-paced sub for the OS's title!
littleCupCakes - April 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Dave, you did a great job, fathering a parody, of couse! ~from a nonMom
John Barry - April 04, 2008 - Report this comment
You did spend in that girl, and she's showing. 15-month gestation.
Jason - April 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Very good!
Meriadoc - April 04, 2008 - Report this comment
This is great - can't wait for the recording.
Red Ant - April 04, 2008 - Report this comment
This is your best parody, even better than "Antarctican Terrorist". TMGLTM, 555++. I think I can sum up my thoughts on this one by saying I'm damned glad I don't have to compete with this in March SOTM. Also, if you can afford it, buy an "all rights" backing track for this, 'cause pending a great recording it's CD worthy...and sellable. =)
Peregrin - April 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Fantastic - loved the "Plead it isn't mine, plead, test, woah, Mine, doh!" line among many others :)
Below Average Dave - April 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Thank you everyone and I do plan to record this one of course

Matthias: The good thing is you have so many others you can work on first, particularly your project with Agri that you don't have to worry about trying to force it real fast.

Agrimorfee: Thank you very much, I think that this is without question going to be my entry for this month, and I promise I will record it

Red Ant: That leaves a very good feeling, unfortunately I don't know that I can afford an all rights at the moment (tax season is almost over) but having this compared to Antarctican Terrorist is a very good feeling after the response I got to that song.

MasonR, Jack Wilson, LittleCupCakes, Johnny D, John Barry, Jason, Meriadoc, and Peregrin: Thank You All very much, this was a great thing to come home from work to, I'm glad you all liked it!
Andrew D. Lacroix - April 04, 2008 - Report this comment
555 Parenting books for you, courtesy of Babies R US. This was enjoyable, can't wait to hear the recording.
Jason - May 11, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Very good and has some truth in it as well!
Matthias - May 11, 2008 - Report this comment
It's parodies like these that make me wish that I was gay.... I guess if you don't have sex with rabbits you should be fine on not having this many children, you never did mention that the person giving birth is human (And one night stands are usually drunk flings so it's highly possible she is).
Below Average Dave - May 11, 2008 - Report this comment
LOL Matty, or at the very least, makes you want to stay sober:)
Max Power - May 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Animal's in da house!
Peter Andersson - May 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Next time out I will use contraceptives
Next time out I will use contraceptives
Next time out I will use contraceptives...
:-)
Phil Alexander - May 28, 2008 - Report this comment
To continue with Peter's theme:
Deferens has just had a vas-ectomy
Deferens has just had a vas-ectomy
Now my end's firing blanks not a speck to me
...so it's only STDs I've got to worry about

But I'm sure you'll manage to rake in the dosh selling the story about octuplets :-)
Kristof Robertson - May 31, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I'll start by quoting a comment you left on one of my parodies some time ago...

"Good lord...I'll never be a SOTM winner"...or something like that.
I remember replying that I thought you were talking out your ass (or something like that)...and I do believe that I was right, Davey boy! This is a tour de force, easily one of the best things you've written...I've done the OS, so I know how hard it is. But you've ripped it to shreds with some killer lines, great pacing and a brilliant idea you saw to a hilarious conclusion. BRAVO! 555+++
bobpiecheese - May 31, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) HO. LY. S***. BALLS. Never be a SOTM winner my ass! You seriously owned with this one, Dave. There's nothing else I can say after everyone else has said all that can be said. 555 for you!
Guy - May 31, 2008 - Report this comment
SOTM-Apr-08) This is litter-ally prolific - great take on a really fun OS BAD.
Mikey Squirrel - May 31, 2008 - Report this comment
SOTM- Wow, Dave. Top notch as usual. A difficultly long OS to do, but you managed to do it very well. Very well done and funny.
Below Average Dave - May 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Thank you everyone, it means a lot to me that you guys appreciated my work enough to make me eat my words (Kristof/Conq) I guess I can't really keep the Low Self Esteem anymore huh. . .you guys are the best, and I look forward to meeting those who will be here for the convention, you guys are like my extended family, thank you so much: Karma everyday for the month of June from Dave to those who voted this month!
Jeff Reuben - June 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Wow, good luck recording this! Had to check it out since it won SOTM Gold (congratulations!) Very well earned, both funny and well-written
Below Average Dave - June 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks Jeff, and guess what--your good luck worked. . .

http://www.badave.com/parodies/parody.php?st=181

Just finished recording it, what a doozy to perform--but well worth it. Hope everyone enjoys!
Christie Marie M - September 28, 2008 - Report this comment
I read your parody and listened to your recording! Very hilarious and spectacular as always! This is another pregnancy parody I enjoyed listening to. How do you do it? This is a hard song to do a parody on! I can't even seem to keep up with the OS no matter how hard I try because there is too many fast talking in that song! You know, your name should be Way Above Average Dave, or Dave the Parody Extraordinaire, something like that. When it comes to parody writing, you are a true professional! You and Dr. Music are both professional parodists! Same goes for Alvin and TSB! Keep up the good work, Dave! :) 555!
Dr Music - September 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Great song Dave my man. And thanks for calling me a professional Christie.
Christie Marie M - September 30, 2008 - Report this comment
You're quite welcome, Dr. Music!
Dr Music - September 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Consider it a token of grattitude from me, your friendly neighbourhood werejohncandy. Raawr!
Invisible Boy - March 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Yup...that's what can happen. I've been there 4X.
How could you have predicted "Octomom" ?
Below Average Dave - August 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Thank you CMM, Dr Music and Invisible Boy. . .you know, that was kinda funny in it's own, my parody ended with octuplets, low and behold shortly thereafter. . .a mom becomes famous for actually achieving this feat. . .
Mark Scotti - October 19, 2012 - Report this comment
Artistry - You gave birth to 555 laughs from me!
Peregrin - October 23, 2012 - Report this comment
REM Artistry: Good one Dave! Hard OS to parody. Instructions for use of contraceptive pill: "Hold between knees" :)
Meriadoc - October 26, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Congratulations Dave, on the birth of a really great parody. "Whatshername" cracked me up every time.
Rex - October 27, 2012 - Report this comment
Wow, this one was pregnant with laughs. "It's the end of my days being single".
bobpiecheese - October 30, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) See above!

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