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Song Parodies -> "N.W.O."

Original Song Title:

"S&M"

Original Performer:

Rihanna

Parody Song Title:

"N.W.O."

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

Blah Blah Blah Blah
Come On
Blah Blah Blah Blah
Come on
Blah Blah Blah Blah
Come on
Blah Blah Blah Blah
Come on, come on, come on
Blah Blah Blah Blah
Come on
Blah Blah Blah Blah
Come on
Blah Blah Blah Blah
Come on
Blah Blah Blah Blah
Come on, come on, come on
Blah Blah Blah Blah

Used one eye, so I'm bad
Triangles mean that I'm whack
Texas horns means hail Satan
and Apple is baitin??

Stars and Owls may look fine
But to some, they are signs
The insanity is growing
each day more and more

Jay-Z is the dad
and GaGa's gotten so good at it
Beyonce's heir
and her hair
They're all in the thick of it
Rolling Stones
Pink's punk rock tones
and then Mariah Carey

Some punch lines are bad
But I swear they think its legit
and Tony Blair
They all stare
They love looking for signs of it
All we own
-think they're just stoned
They think it's everybody

Blah Blah Blah
Come on
Green Day
Lance Bass
Theese Looneys
Looneys
Come on
Usher
Snoop Dogg
Theese Looneys
Looneys
Come on
Will Smith
Police
Theese Looneys
Looneys
Come on
Beatles
Kanye
Theese Looneys
Looneys

Rihanna caught they're whines
So she put this one line
Princess Illuminati just to make them roar

Madonna is bad
Because she covered her eye a bit
Iggy and Cher
So I hear
All are a part of it
Are they moans
as YouTube Groans
They scream Illuminati

Blah Blah Blah
Come on
Robbie
Williams
They're screaming
screaming
Come on
MJ
Bono
They're crying
crying (now now now)
Come on
George Bush
Clinton
They're stretching
stretching
Come on
N'Sync
Backstreet
They're saying
saying

N, N, N
World
O, O, O
N, N, N
World
O, O, O

Oh
the whole things crazy
and quite hazy
Oh, They make me yawn
So I use a peace sign
You say it's for
Being Satan's Pawn?

That's not the case, you're wrong
Just living and that's all all all

Tag you're it
You're it

So Marilyn's bad
but you say there's more to it
Look once one year
Just look here
He blinked an eye and spit
Devil horns
he's always worn
But triangles excite you-o-o-o-o-o

So Pop has gone mad
and even country's filled with it?
Seeing eye here
and then there
That is the point of this?
Please go home
Pick up your phone
and call a therapist please?

Blah Blah Blah
Come on
Brad Pitt
Elvis
Illuminati
Come on
Frankie
and Dean
Illuminati (now now now)
Come on
Dylan
Billy
Illumainati
Come on
Britney
Katy
Illuminati

N, N, N
World
O, O, O
N, N, N
World
O, O, O
N, N, N
World
O, O, O
N, N, N
World
O, O, O
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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

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Matthias - February 22, 2012 - Report this comment
Good OS I just wish you went with a different topic because I have no idea what you're on about here. I do know however that something must have been going on to have Rihanna distribute that messed up "Disturbia" music video. Maybe not the Illuminati but something.
Say What??? - February 22, 2012 - Report this comment
Organized, but reads like run-on mindless babble in places, so 4/4/4. What are you trying to say here besides blah, blah, blah???
Below Average Dave - February 22, 2012 - Report this comment
You are certainly lucky then, the Illuminati believers are insane; they troll YouTube and other social sites claiming pretty much everyone with any power or popularity is a member of this secret underground organization that hasn't existed in centuries, and that they worship Satan. Supposedly, some of the many signs that they are members include upside down stars, triangles, covering one eye, putting emphasis on one eye (via makeup, patch,etc), lightning bolts, pyramids, the all seeing eye, owls, peace signs (two fingers), the Texas Longhorns symbol, the West side symbol, the Jay-Z hand triangle thing, and even fire in some circumstances. I mean, literally I've seen these crazies say everyone from Apple to Elvis Presley is/were members of the Illuminati
Wendy Christopher - February 22, 2012 - Report this comment
All fell into place for me once I listened to the OS along with it (What d'ya mean "haven't you heard it before then?" Are you trying to say I'm not 'hip' and 'with it?'! *Gasp*...) Are these the same Illuminatis that David Icke says are actually lizardmen from a distant planet in disguise? He also thinks the British Royal Family and Tony Blair are among them - I've long thought Tony Blair was part lizard, but that's nothing to do with the Illuminati...! Anyway, this one made me laugh a lot, so I'm giving it 555.
Porfle Popnecker - February 22, 2012 - Report this comment
I used to have an Illuminati, but it didn't get very good gas mileage. Nice parody, though!
Below Average Dave - February 22, 2012 - Report this comment
Thank you Wendy and Porfle. Tony Blair has long been a supposed Illuminati member--and you are absolutely right, the British Royal Family has too (In fact, many of these conspiracy theorists believe Princess Diana was about to reveal the Illuminati and that's why she is dead--they believe the same about Michael Jackson and many others who have died strange pre-mature deaths among celebrities)

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