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Song Parodies -> "Dancing Epilepsy"

Original Song Title:

"Single Ladies"

Original Performer:

Beyonce

Parody Song Title:

"Dancing Epilepsy"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

Dancing epilepsy
It don't look too healthy
Dancing epilepsy
It don't look too healthy
Dancing epilepsy
It don't look too healthy
Dancing epilepsy

I wanna throw up

On the Youtube, Look like a boob
Her arms sprawled out like wings
Think her mind's slipped as she does a dip
It doesn't matter what she sings
Her leg pops out, her arm goes up
Black leotard she's wearing
She confirmed my fears, I'm laughing to tears
Wish it was not catchy

Cuz I don't like it that she's dancing like a fool you see
I don't like it that her leg is going all crazy
Can't believe it's a number one song--really?
Oh Beyonce it's too much, could you stop it please

wo oh ooh on the flo-oh oh dooh-mo-mo-mo
wo oh ooh on the flo-oh oh dooh-mo-mo-mo

She's repeating what she said 'case she forgets it
And what is with that silly left arm robotic
How did crazy every become a dancing hit
Cause it looks like a big baby throwing a big fit

I think that she's flipped, whats wrong with her hips
She is thinkin she's a dancing queen
leg goes up, Oh wow-big woop
She couldn't care less what I think
In her dancing lesson, I ain't messin
She made up this invention
This video burns
I hope that Kanye learns
That this did not belong on the screen

If you liked it then please go and have your head checked out
If you liked it then please go and have your head checked out
Don't be angry that she got burned on SNL
If you liked it then please go and have your head checked out

wo oh ooh on the flo-oh oh dooh-mo-mo-mo
wo oh ooh on the flo-oh oh dooh-mo-mo-mo

Screen is changing as she's seizing in that black outfit
Head is hurting as I'm watching is it over yet
I ain't mad but I can't find the remote yet
Oh gosh darn it here she goes with the wooh I bet

wo oh ooh on the flo-oh oh dooh-mo-mo-mo
wo oh ooh on the flo-oh oh dooh-mo-mo-mo

This slow parts a good place for a breath
So it won't cause her death
But she can't stop, no not her, It's so absurd
She must be all achy, and shaky
And now she's going to shout out a cliche, It's hearsay that she's on
I'm hearing some alarms
Medics think her mind's gone
Like a chicken on a farm
Runnin' with her head half on

Dancing epilepsy
It don't look too healthy
Dancing epilepsy
It don't look too healthy
Dancing epilepsy
It don't look too healthy
Dancing epilepsy

and she won't give up

wo oh ooh on the flo-oh oh dooh-mo-mo-mo
wo oh ooh on the flo-oh oh dooh-mo-mo-mo
woo oh ooh

Almost over and I'll get to put a lid on it
Stuck on repeat at my cousins cuz they all like it
Hundred times and I had to tolerate it
But it sure doesn't mean that I had to like it woo oh ooh

Hey Beyonce bring back Kelly, she can soften it
Cuz you silly, oh yes really, and you must know it
Don’t be mad when you see what I did to this
Some may like it, but then some are just stuck with it woo no mo
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Pacing: 4.9
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Total Votes: 21

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Jack Wilson - December 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Ive been wanting to parody this OS too,never had an idea,this was awesome! 5s
Matthias - December 17, 2009 - Report this comment
While I love this original song this was a great satire of the silliest music video of late. Really loved the line about Kanye!
Mark Scotti - December 17, 2009 - Report this comment
I'm 'shaking" with laughter!!! Great one, Dave, my fav of the day!!!
LittleCUPcakes - December 17, 2009 - Report this comment
My vote is always with the ~Texas 2-Step ~, Sir Dave ! Everyone always looks great & so easy to follow the beat !
TJC - December 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Too funny BAD... this dance should be like the lambada--forbidden!
AFW - December 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Some epileptics may take offense..but you have zoomed in, and excersized exquisite exaggeration..very, very well...creating a great example of what song spoofing is all about....but, having said that, I will confess to admiring Beyonce's ultra-sexy "Leisure Seizure", also.. this must've been one tough cookie to resketch..Terrific tweaking !
Kristof Robertson - December 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Hey stranger! This was brilliantly un PC...justv the way I like em! Did you hear the one about the epileptic who won a dance contest and was offered a job with Beyonce's dancers? Apparently he was only walking to men's room for a leak! 555
blackjack21 - December 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Reminds me of a "Seinfeld" episode where Elaine's dancing was described as "A full body dry heave set to music." Great spoofing.
Below Average Dave - December 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Thank you everyone, This one was one of those that hit me like a brick. . .I'm glad you all liked it!!
Rex - December 26, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) That chicken you reference isn't the one from Matthias' parody, is it? You should make a video of this one.
Agrimorfee - January 04, 2010 - Report this comment
(Art) This was pure artistry, true to the purpose. I like how you ref'd the song as I was hearing it for the first time while reading yours. (Those verses sound like "London Bridge" or some sorta nursery rhyme, don't they?) 555.
tomario - January 08, 2010 - Report this comment
well as Shakira said "hips dont lie!" and it looks bad for Beyonce! lol great parody it did bring to mind the ravers of the early 90s . think she deserves it as she seems to be so up her own ass at the mo! 5s all the way on this one!
MysteryGoat - January 09, 2010 - Report this comment
SOTM: I love anything that smacks Beyonce around especially with her own song! Excellent song even if I did have to suffer through the original.
bobpiecheese - January 10, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I now retroactively thank God for allowing me to not be arsed to watch music videos if they're as bad as this parody makes the really good ones seem, if that makes any sense. 555!
Mark Scotti - January 13, 2010 - Report this comment
SOTM One of my favs from last month!!!
Abbott Skelding - January 17, 2010 - Report this comment
SOTM: lmao, this was great, TAKE THAT BEYONCE!!! lol
Peter Andersson - January 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Here's a different kind of feedback; during listening to the OS I caught myself thinking "why is almost everyone parodying crappy originals nowadays, what happened to the good old days when we parodied good songs?" But then again such thinking probably just shows my age I'm afraid...
Max Power - January 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Great
bobpiecheese - January 29, 2010 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above!
DJ Blaze - January 30, 2010 - Report this comment
Imma let you finish, but this is probably the best Beyonce parody OF ALL TIME! 555
Jeff Reuben - January 30, 2010 - Report this comment
LOL, I was worried this might be about me. Maybe I was part of the inspiration. A great job, good to see you back in SOTM
Red Ant - January 31, 2010 - Report this comment
Ditto Aggy - "If you're happy and you know it, clap your hand [x] [x]" fits the repeated line perfectly. Great rip on a video and song that soo deserved it (I think of tos the way you think of "If"). =)
Jack Wilson - January 31, 2010 - Report this comment
See above!
Mark Scotti - March 02, 2010 - Report this comment
(SOTY) Giving me the "shakes" all over again...LOL
Arwen - March 10, 2010 - Report this comment
SOTY...Nice work here, Dave. I go back and forth on liking the OS...but you're dead on re: the video. =)
Invisible Boy - March 31, 2010 - Report this comment
Although I must admit to the guilty pleasure of liking Beyonce, this still left me with "fits" of laughter. Great job.
EmiLoca - April 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Really awesome when paired with the video - I'd like to see you do one of those literal versions with a recording pieced over the vid. Well done rip on THE BEST VIDEO OF ALL TIME
Mark Scotti - March 30, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) This was one of your CLASSICS!
Blaydeman - April 01, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) Good! I Agree that the music video for this song was a bit ridiculous, and that's why it's been the subject of many copycats and satires since it's release, but again, great job.
Abbott Skelding - April 01, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above...again, take THAT Beyonce!
bobpiecheese - April 11, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above...again!

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