-> "Dancing Epilepsy"
Original Song Title:
"Single Ladies"
Parody Song Title:
"Dancing Epilepsy"
The Lyrics
Dancing epilepsy
It don't look too healthy
Dancing epilepsy
It don't look too healthy
Dancing epilepsy
It don't look too healthy
Dancing epilepsy
I wanna throw up
On the Youtube, Look like a boob
Her arms sprawled out like wings
Think her mind's slipped as she does a dip
It doesn't matter what she sings
Her leg pops out, her arm goes up
Black leotard she's wearing
She confirmed my fears, I'm laughing to tears
Wish it was not catchy
Cuz I don't like it that she's dancing like a fool you see
I don't like it that her leg is going all crazy
Can't believe it's a number one song--really?
Oh Beyonce it's too much, could you stop it please
wo oh ooh on the flo-oh oh dooh-mo-mo-mo
wo oh ooh on the flo-oh oh dooh-mo-mo-mo
She's repeating what she said 'case she forgets it
And what is with that silly left arm robotic
How did crazy every become a dancing hit
Cause it looks like a big baby throwing a big fit
I think that she's flipped, whats wrong with her hips
She is thinkin she's a dancing queen
leg goes up, Oh wow-big woop
She couldn't care less what I think
In her dancing lesson, I ain't messin
She made up this invention
This video burns
I hope that Kanye learns
That this did not belong on the screen
If you liked it then please go and have your head checked out
If you liked it then please go and have your head checked out
Don't be angry that she got burned on SNL
If you liked it then please go and have your head checked out
wo oh ooh on the flo-oh oh dooh-mo-mo-mo
wo oh ooh on the flo-oh oh dooh-mo-mo-mo
Screen is changing as she's seizing in that black outfit
Head is hurting as I'm watching is it over yet
I ain't mad but I can't find the remote yet
Oh gosh darn it here she goes with the wooh I bet
wo oh ooh on the flo-oh oh dooh-mo-mo-mo
wo oh ooh on the flo-oh oh dooh-mo-mo-mo
This slow parts a good place for a breath
So it won't cause her death
But she can't stop, no not her, It's so absurd
She must be all achy, and shaky
And now she's going to shout out a cliche, It's hearsay that she's on
I'm hearing some alarms
Medics think her mind's gone
Like a chicken on a farm
Runnin' with her head half on
Dancing epilepsy
It don't look too healthy
Dancing epilepsy
It don't look too healthy
Dancing epilepsy
It don't look too healthy
Dancing epilepsy
and she won't give up
wo oh ooh on the flo-oh oh dooh-mo-mo-mo
wo oh ooh on the flo-oh oh dooh-mo-mo-mo
woo oh ooh
Almost over and I'll get to put a lid on it
Stuck on repeat at my cousins cuz they all like it
Hundred times and I had to tolerate it
But it sure doesn't mean that I had to like it woo oh ooh
Hey Beyonce bring back Kelly, she can soften it
Cuz you silly, oh yes really, and you must know it
Don’t be mad when you see what I did to this
Some may like it, but then some are just stuck with it woo no mo
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