-> "Parody 99"
Original Song Title:
"Mambo No 5"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Parody 99"
The Lyrics
Dime Wives and Priorities, This is Parody Ninety-Nine
Don't Sleep, Pizza Night
All these characters I write
Coming from my mind
From them Penguins coming for ya
You say rewrite Ms. Clevage but I don't think that I'm gonna
That song sucks so much, it reeks
So did that old "Darn Lizzy"
I've done Wannabe, Candyman, Holiday and Chubbies
and though they may annoy you
Please don't be a weener
So when Moo Moo was through,
I hit End of the World
To me writing laughs is what it's all for
"Rainbow" caused cries
but that's cool, "South Park" put me back up on it
A little "Bluberina" danced at night
A little "Churnalicious" gets you high
A little bit of fun on "New Years Eve"
You had better watch for my Turkeys
A little bit of Pepsi, I need some
I'll be mixing chemicals all night long
I'm lost out there somewhere, Fighting men
I'll be wearing "Clear", Flaunting all I can
I'm at Ninety-Nine
My Bowlings down
and Wife's are skipping town
Them Trolls coming 'round
Hit Matty with my sound
Talk Pizza Theft
And Blood-Suck nights
No Hos that I want
but Hook Ups on the side
Underpaid once
Brainless twenty times
and if it's Like the Craft
then I need another write
A Weenie on a Hot Bun's on my mind
I Smelt You on the Bus Line, nasty guy
I'm just a tad bit Lazy can't you see
and I can't cook for crap, Don't Download Me
A little bit of Twinkies, chips are done
I'm not imaginary, news is on
A little Ken's Revenge, this write is canned
So Psychology's not my best man
Broken!
I Dare You!
I'm at Ninety Nine
No more M.T.V. is in my life
A little bit of Yahoo! every night
Another Dead End Job is all I need
but then Power of Tax is what I'll see
I'll be squinting late watching 'til dawn
Or play at the Casino really long
I'm catching all the Beads because I can
Wind Beneath My Butt was dirty man
Jock Itch, that too
Japan, Meat and Shaving boo
From Sipping Post, to Bowser's nights
Slim Fast, Heat and dogs sterilized
I'm at Ninety Nine
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