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Song Parodies -> "Gnarly"

Original Song Title:

"Call Me"

Original Performer:

Blondie

Parody Song Title:

"Gnarly"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

I'm at soundclick
Riding on a Harley, buddy
Zooming by the cars
Listening to Charlie Daniels
Thinking you're a star
Hope that you have a strong heart
Soon you'll kiss some pavement son. . .

Gnarly all the time
Gnarly, Gnarly on YouTube all night
Gnarly moron
May-be Gnarly but it serves you right
Gnarly

Diving from the heavens buddy
After a good jump
Aiming for a big tall tree
Because you're feeling pumped
A fields there so I ask why
You are aiming way up high?

Gnarly! Hit a tree
Gross but Gnarly As I watch for free
Gnarly, what a tool
You'll survive, but you look like a fool
Gnarly

Ooh, Some speak the language of 'moron'
Ooh, Ice skate, with no pants on--no pants on?
Oo, Now you freeze-and we care?, Stupid see!

On YouTube, or JibJab, In the Air, on a Train
Oh Darwin, Would be proud, of the net, from your games

Gnarly, on the beach
Surfing as a hurricane does breach
Gnarly on a ride
'Cause you couldn't keep your hand inside
Gnarly I cry
As a skater lands something between his thighs
Gnarly
Gnarly as I watch you get your hair sprayed mullet fried
Gnarly me oh me
Gnarly, watching stupid morons cry
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Matthias - January 04, 2010 - Report this comment
I forgot all about this project that you were doing.... I still need to work on my batch of parodies
jack wilson - January 04, 2010 - Report this comment
Awesome! 5s
2Eagle - January 04, 2010 - Report this comment
I had forgotten about that old song until I read your parody. Nice fantasy.
lilCUPcakes - January 05, 2010 - Report this comment
now add a bottle of ~JACK DANIELs~, Sir Dave ! This is } CABO~WABO { for sure, Sir !
Ann Hammond - January 11, 2010 - Report this comment
he he

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