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Song Parodies -> "Don't Touch My Mohawk"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Call Me Baby"

Original Performer:

Madison Avenue

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Touch My Mohawk"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

This one has been recorded, you can find it at

I also did a 'crack' edit of it that really made the song even more fun.
Barber please, come make this a Reality
Oh he could make my cranium look blue
But Stu, he thinks I'm scared to go that far
I'm here to cut it so do anything but make me bald

Don't think I'll wear it out
I'm going to comb and shout
Don't give me something boring boy
My calicks shouldn't get you down
You'll shave my head
After I drop my hood
I hope that you are good

Give me a Mohawk
You've got some skill, and I think it would be so cool
Just use a little 2 B glued
It's time for me to look real savvy
I'd like to test it, so
Give me a Mohawk

My hair is just dead molecules
I won't forget, don't get it wet, take care of my hairdo
Out on the Street
Mmm, they touched it twice
I tried to tell them that it's harder than old barbed-wire

Don't think I'm a ding-dong
I swear I can prove you wrong
Just one touch and you'll have to coy
and it will cut you like a thorn
So it's greasy
It wasn't my falsehood
Don't think you understood

Don't touch my Mohawk
It touched your nerves, and tore deep into your tissue
Now you are threatening to sue
See I warned you it was pointy
Don't be blaming me, said
Don't touch my Mohawk

Now you see, it's my creativity
And si, you will stop and drool---
But you, you think my hair will start to curl
I'm here to say it frankly, My hair takes longer than girls

I don't think it takes long
I just want the look dead-on
Don't wanna look like the doughboy
I'll be two hours, you're forewarned
It gives me glee
My spikes have really stood
It's stronger than Plywood

Look at my Mohawk
Just please observe, and tell me that you like my 'do
I tried to make it perfect for you
I realize you think I'm crazy
but I'm begging thee
Look at my Mohawk

I've got reserves of all the very best goo
Oh no Richard has got one too
Guess I'll have to change mine swiftly
It belongs to me so
Don't wear my Mohawk

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 16

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Matthias - October 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Looking good there buddy!!! 5's
Tommy Turtle - October 01, 2007 - Report this comment
If we admired their haircut so much, why did we kill them off? lol... good one Dave. 555
Jason - October 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Im pretty certain David Beckham had a mohawk-style hairdo as well. They should call the mohawk the Dave cut! 555
MrMacphisto - October 01, 2007 - Report this comment
This one really stands up on its own... 5-5-5
TJC - October 01, 2007 - Report this comment
These slick whitewalls deserve 5's. (four on the ground, and a spare in the trunk!)
stuart mcarthur - October 03, 2007 - Report this comment
well I don't think you're scared to go that far dave - I think you'll go further in fact - this OS was done by a couple of bogans living on the outskirts of Melbourne in the bogan suburb of Frankston - I'm amazed at their success - the female singer can't sing live for nuts - definitely ripe for parody - good job dave - 555
Guy - November 11, 2007 - Report this comment

Dave's friend: Dave - Did you get a hair cut?
Dave: No you idiot, I got them all cut.

Pretty hairy parody. 5s
Matthias - November 15, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I'm glad you went with this one, it's a good song that not too many people have done, if any people have done.
Peter Andersson - November 25, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM - Scalp of the Month!
Agrimorfee - November 27, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Perfect pacing. What a strange title sub...not quite the hook I would look for in a song parody. "You'll have to coy"??? This isn't the B.A.D.-level material I expect to find. (Your singing is pretty darned good on it, though).
Mikey Squirrel - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM- Good parody and even better recording, Dave. I have to say it was a hair-raising experience. Or I don't have to say that. oops too late.
bobpiecheese - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Heh-heh, mohawk. Great reworking of a REALLY IRRITATING AND TERRIBLE song - don't mind me. 555 for you!
stuart mcarthur - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) see above - you nailed the vanity of those mohawk-wearing dudes here, dave - and I would definitely not touch their mohawks - I could lose a finger
Kristof Robertson - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Yeah, I loathe the OS as your highly chucklesome parody is a definite improvement. Good one, Dave-o! 555
Max Power - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment
BAD mohawk there
Phil Alexander - November 30, 2007 - Report this comment
What Stu said... I had a friend at university whose first action on leaving school was to get a big mohawk.. and the first thing he did on getting to uni was shave it off: I think his rebellious streak was about as wide as the mohawk was.
Jason - November 30, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM Ditto above.
Jeff Reuben - November 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Hair today, gone the next :) I might have to use this to work a mohawk of my own!
McKludge - November 30, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM - I could have gone through the rest of my life happy never having heard that OS. Yeuch! But a funny concept.

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