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Song Parodies -> "Stickin' with the Dime Slots"

Original Song Title:

"Hit Me With Your Best Shot"

Original Performer:

Pat Benatar

Parody Song Title:

"Stickin' with the Dime Slots"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

I'm at
We're going to the casino, Got a new technique
I'm gonna play it smart, get on a winning streak
Stake it out, figure out where to sit
Put in my cash, and then I'll pull it

Stickin' With the Dime slots
Because a dollar is way too much
Think I found the sweet spot
Winning today!

I don't care what you have won
On Roulette dear
I always sit over there
Push it now, its kinda plain
But all the other games are such a pain

Stickin' with the Dime Slots
You know that elsewhere I don't make squat!
Never win a whole lot. . .
Pull Anyway

Well you may call me a rookie but I disagree
I'm just sick and tired of the higher fees
Black Jack, Craps and all those other silly card games
Will take all your money and that's such a shame

Stickin' with the Dime slots
Pull on, Stickin' with the Dime slots
Add some cash to my pot
Pull it today!

Stickin' with the Dime slots
Don't really care if I win or not
I just hit the jack pot
Ten bucks today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - July 29, 2008 - Report this comment
*inserts coin, pulls handle* Down comes: 5 - 5 - Joker! (Not a voting option so I'll make that a 5 too). :-)
alvin - July 29, 2008 - Report this comment
funny one...that's about the extent of my gambling, so i can relate
Below Average Dave - July 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Thank you Peter and Alvin:)
Meriadoc - July 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Do you have change for 4 nickels? :-)

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