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Song Parodies -> "I'm So Dumb"

Original Song Title:

"Feel So Numb"

Original Performer:

Rob Zombie

Parody Song Title:

"I'm So Dumb"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

I'm at soundclick
I may look good
but I'm real dumb yeah

six pack, tight short slacks, lookin' so fly
but don't ask me questions and it's best you don't ask why
Kinda slow don't know; math I forget
Wife said her water broke so I got her a bucket

What's that, what's this, where's that
I don't know
What's up, what's down, How's this
Can't get it
Why's this, Who's Hot, Who's Not
I'm just not wired quite right

How Slow, how Fast, how much
Don't ask that
Add this, take that, is it
Can't say yet
Do you are you can you
I'll ask my eight ball tonight

Microwave runs?
Where has it gone?
I don't know where. .. I feel so dumb yeah
My hair's not bleached
It's light as cheese
Why'd I say that now I'm hungry yeah!

You said I'm some cards short of a deck
I counted them fifty two, they all seem in tact
It's hard work, head hurts, teaching me
I looked for lots of cardinals when you said let's go tweet

How nice, how slow, how weird
Don't ask me
what's cold, what's brown, what's red
Can't tell yet
Are you really that slow
No I can run through the night

Is it, does it, what's it
What was that?
Add 2, add 3, add 4
Too complex
Hey your fly is down
Well I don't own no bugs yet

You said nice buns
I don't cook hun. . .
I wish I could but I'm too dumb yeah
Please don't use puns
Cause they aren't fun
They make my head hurt, need some adviiiil

You said you love Salt and Pepper's 80's tracks
I had scratched my head, thought they'd expire 'fore that
I'm trashed, big blast said some guy
I called an ambulance and he seemed surprised

Where do skittles come from?
a rainbow
Is your mind made from gum?
I'd chew it
Ain't Milky Way so yum?
You can't eat that or we'll die

Why don't you bite your tongue?
'cause that'd hurt
I meant to shut your trap. . .
Don't have one
I meant to shut your mouth
But then this song won't sound right

Must use the John????
That ain't right son. . .
You looked at me and said I'm dumb yeah
Where's Black Hole Sun
from that one song
I can't find it, it must be gone yeah

You lost your lunch
I'll buy you one
Your breath smells bad, you need to brush man
Hurting my lungs
Screaming this song
I ain't learned good, I'm just too dumb yeah
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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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Christie Marie M - February 10, 2010 - Report this comment
This could relate to XTC's "Mayor Of Simpleton" song, but you probably haven't heard of it. (XTC was a New Wave British band of the 80s, but never very popular). Anyways, you're not dumb enough to receive 3 sets of 5's for this one! Hilarious ditty!!
Phil Nelson - February 10, 2010 - Report this comment
DKTOS. What is it with all these Rob Zombie songs recently? Anyway, a good parody
Below Average Dave - February 10, 2010 - Report this comment
The Artistry Round for Rob Zombie:)
Matthias - February 12, 2010 - Report this comment
"I meant to shut your mouth But then this song won't sound right" as well as many other lines in this one were superb but too dumb things down for you I'll say "Song good Dave!"
Lil-HOLE-Mole - February 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Sir DAVE, ~ Le Marquis de RumShooters ~ just who is this singer/performer, RobZ ? Am-I-Righteous Bros appear to like his work ? ! ? He's like a Halloween Character that comes out year round, Sir !
Agrimorfee - February 14, 2010 - Report this comment
This parody wasn't dumb, maybe it was just pacing but it just didnt make me giggle.
bobpiecheese - February 20, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I'm with Agri here...not really as LOL-y as I thought it would be. Though I'm betting it's me, not you.
Rex - February 25, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Good job, with just a little more work this could be one of your best.

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