-> "The Meat Song (Badave.com Edit)"
Original Song Title:
"I Love You Always Forever"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"The Meat Song (Badave.com Edit)"
The Lyrics
Feels like I'm eating too much meat
Light ham, turkey and provelone cheese
Feels like I'm lost in a meat market
Scorching on a grill, oh yes it smells so good
Those days of fruits and vegetables are gone
I want protein and ribeye steak
Secret pork chops covered in A1 sauce
I want light ham with mayo on wheat bread
I Eat Meat always forever
Nice and sweet it sticks together
Every day I'll eat at Checkers
If it's grilled it's always better
I Eat Meat always forever
Don't hate me, I don't wear leather
Some day soon you'll eat a burger
When you do you'll feel better
You've got the most unbelieveable chicken
It's so crispy just like KFC
So let's eat there
Sweet Burger King, salted fries with a shake
If I could work there, I'd bust my waist
I eat meat always forever
In my seat dreaming of cheddar
Now it's time, ham's got me wetter
Just eat meat, save all the flowers
We'll eat meat always forever
Big Ol' Beef, making me bigger
No berries, bread's not for dinner
Can't beat meat, puns not intended
Say you'll eat, eat meat forever
'Cause it's sweet, it sticks together
Everyday We'll eat at Checkers
It tastes better
Say you'll eat, eat meat forever
'Cause it's sweet, it sticks together
Everyday We'll eat at Checkers
It tastes better
Say you'll eat, eat meat forever
'Cause it's sweet, it sticks together
Everyday We'll eat at Checkers
It tastes better
Say you'll eat, eat meat forever
'Cause it's sweet, it sticks together
Everyday We'll eat at Checkers
It tastes better
I Eat Meat always forever
Nice and sweet it sticks together
Every day I'll eat at Checkers
If it's grilled it's always better
I Eat Meat always forever
Don't hate me, I don't wear leather
Some day soon you'll eat a burger
When you do you'll feel better
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