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Song Parodies -> "The Meat Song (Badave.com Edit)"

Original Song Title:

"I Love You Always Forever"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Donna Lewis

Parody Song Title:

"The Meat Song (Badave.com Edit)"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

Alright, well, unlike recordings--not all the lyrics are being updated, however certain songs changed so much from the initial writings I've posted here I felt they should be shared again. . .This song is available on badave.com. Hear The Meat Song Free! and on Soundclick.com.
Feels like I'm eating too much meat
Light ham, turkey and provelone cheese
Feels like I'm lost in a meat market
Scorching on a grill, oh yes it smells so good

Those days of fruits and vegetables are gone
I want protein and ribeye steak
Secret pork chops covered in A1 sauce
I want light ham with mayo on wheat bread

I Eat Meat always forever
Nice and sweet it sticks together
Every day I'll eat at Checkers
If it's grilled it's always better

I Eat Meat always forever
Don't hate me, I don't wear leather
Some day soon you'll eat a burger
When you do you'll feel better

You've got the most unbelieveable chicken
It's so crispy just like KFC
So let's eat there
Sweet Burger King, salted fries with a shake
If I could work there, I'd bust my waist

I eat meat always forever
In my seat dreaming of cheddar
Now it's time, ham's got me wetter
Just eat meat, save all the flowers

We'll eat meat always forever
Big Ol' Beef, making me bigger
No berries, bread's not for dinner
Can't beat meat, puns not intended

Say you'll eat, eat meat forever
'Cause it's sweet, it sticks together
Everyday We'll eat at Checkers
It tastes better

Say you'll eat, eat meat forever
'Cause it's sweet, it sticks together
Everyday We'll eat at Checkers
It tastes better

Say you'll eat, eat meat forever
'Cause it's sweet, it sticks together
Everyday We'll eat at Checkers
It tastes better

Say you'll eat, eat meat forever
'Cause it's sweet, it sticks together
Everyday We'll eat at Checkers
It tastes better

I Eat Meat always forever
Nice and sweet it sticks together
Every day I'll eat at Checkers
If it's grilled it's always better

I Eat Meat always forever
Don't hate me, I don't wear leather
Some day soon you'll eat a burger
When you do you'll feel better
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Overall Rating: 4.6

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Matthias - June 24, 2007 - Report this comment
She... Loves... Meat! She loves meat! It's my ladies favorite treat!!!!
Below Average Dave - June 25, 2007 - Report this comment
I don't understand why someone would 555 me and not want to say something so that I can thank them for their opinion, but thank you Matthias since I can pretty well guess at least one of the sets are from you. . .and to whomever else did, thank you to!
Pappa Smurf - September 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Good work.
Anti-Vegan - February 27, 2008 - Report this comment
Awesome Parody!

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