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Song Parodies -> "Toner"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Kanye West

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

I'm at
print it, share it, crop it,
Make more faster, cleaner, smudge-less, longer

[Over and Over in the background throughout song]
print it faster, make it cleaner
With no smudges, lasting longer
Better printers, run forever
It needs to run forever

Oh ma-a-a-an the price kills me
When I have to buy toner
this darn thing needs to hurry up now
It's smudges are all over
I've got to get this out somehow
My boss won't wait much longer
Man, it's been jamming all night pal
Thinking bout giving up ya'll

Need Kodak right now
Need Kodak right now

It's not glossed tonight
but it sure has high cost alright
I'm getting burried, papers left and right
because this printer sucks you might say it bites
Lost 'em, the essay and essay of yours
Damn, I can't deal with this shtick anymore
What brand? Well I'm not sure
Do anybody have any ink in their drawers
I'd be better writing all this
cause right now I'm just sick of this lateness
It cuts my words all ape ish
Why do I even try cause this is heinous
Like Britney this is so Outrageous
On bending knee can't you tell I hate it
The ink spits around my desk which
destroys my papers, dang-it, this crapish, printer

Oh ma-a-a-n can you help me
I need one with stronger toner
I can't stay up every night now
It's sleep for which I hunger
I gotta get this done somehow
Or I won't work much longer
Man I've been fretting all night pal
and I am not getting nowhere

I need help right now
I need help right now

Need Cookies

I think that this is an evil plot
Just to make me get hot
Or just to get my chances shot
I'm snoozing no sleep got me dozing a lot
But I can't work this thing in front of me

How the heck did this ink hit the sink
Got a billion hues but there ain't one I see
Ain't calming, Me and this thing is gonna fight
This stinks you know it ain't right
So I'm gonna save it on a ex-drive
and take it home to print it out right
Well the one at home is blinking tonight
And it needs more ink based on the red light
And nothing's open so I must hang tight
Ugh, printers aren't making it (faster, cleaner, smudge-less, longer)

Now wha-a-ack on thee
as it takes so much longer
I want sleep, so hurry up now
I gave you brand new toner
Your joking, please by the red light
Papers jammed in this loaner
Man I am bout out of time now
I will be canned-damn owner

Please save me somehow
Please save me somehow

It makes a sound that rings over
It's printing out like a soldier
I won't get no more cold shoulder
Why thank you, I gave you toner
Cause I gave it - toner
uh, Cause I gave it - toner
Cause I gave it - toner
Cause I gave it - toner
uh, Kodak, you're making it (faster, cleaner, smudge-less, longer)

Now i-i-i-it saved me
Although it took much longer
I gotta get to work now
and submit to the owner
I'm speeding down to get out wow
Pulled over to the shoulder
explain why I am cruising down now
But the Cop said show's over

He's writing it down
A ticket right now

I'm running up the stairway now
To get to the meeting somehow
I don't want to be canned pal
Its Monday I'll pull one over

No one is in this place right now
Did I get the date wrong somehow
The doors locked checked my watch-oh wow
It's Sunday I must have oopsed pal
Must have oopsed pal
Must have oopsed pal
Must have oopsed pal
Must have oopsed pal

Only Sunday
Only Sunday
Only Sunday
Only Sunday
Only Sunday
Only Sunday
Only Sunday
(faster, cleaner, smudge-less, longer)
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