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Song Parodies -> "White & Pasty Boy"

Original Song Title:

"Science Genius Girl"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"White & Pasty Boy"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

I'm at
For the record, I really am of mostly German and Irish ancestry, so I do feel it sometimes adds to my ease of sun-burning. . .though hopefully never to the extent of my parody--enjoy.
I'm a white and pasty boy
With Irish/German skin
I must put sun block on
To turn on my light again

When I go out at midnight
Burning flesh I'm red again
Feels like I might ignite
I wish that I could end this torment
(Look at him, his skin is burnt)
Need six shirts in order to prevent
(Oh my God, he's gonna bleed)
Hey doc, what new meds did you invent

Two sunglasses on my eyes
It makes it hard to see
Wearing gloves on both my hands
I sweat, I sweat, you see

Summer nights are freaky scenes
Like I'm from the "Thriller" dance
I am not a drama queen
Just one look, you'll wish you didn't glance
(What he needs is more sun screen)
This is an abnormal circumstance
(It's the worst we've ever seen)
Hope someday that lotions are enhanced

Never go out for a stroll
Because I'd never survive
Did someone leave the T.V. on?
'Cause my skins breaking in hi-i-ives

Looking like a tangerine
Not the skin, but the insides
Hope that they find a vaccine
Until then, I guess I'll stay deep fried
(Hey there it's not Halloween)
I wish that the sun would just subside
(Why not wear two pairs of jeans)
Until then, I guess I'll stay inside

I cannot go out sightseeing
Can't build stuff out in the sand
It's not good for my well being
At least I don't have to go get tanned
This has been a Below Average Dave Production, All Rights Reserved. **Please note in some versions of this song a numerical portion is added, the actual original version has no such part and would detract from my parody, so I didn't bother trying to find a version containing it to parody that one part. . .

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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Matthias - August 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Well... Flordia isn't exactly the darkest place in the world, try Mammoth Cave instead. I'm glad you didn't add the numeral part that part is really annoying, and this would have been an obscure song choice for parody if it wasn't on the Karaoke Revolution games.
lilTabascoCakes - August 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir B+A+D, you need to move to San Francisco, guy ! Ahhh, the cool summer fog . . . Best thing for sunburn is ~GREEN--TEA ~ unless of course you crave the pain, . . . Cowboy Dave adored ' Tabasco nights'.
Rex - October 18, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) The solution is simple - spend six months at the north pole, then six months at the south. Fun idea and fun write.
LadySleeve - October 19, 2009 - Report this comment
I believe in Sleeves & LIEV so white, especially around Twilight . . . nothing more sexy, than good skin, sirDave !
Agrimorfee - October 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Odd little tune (the subject of the OS reminds me of my high school class valedictorian!)> Anyway, wonderful changes to the refrain each time, and a topic I don't think has been done before. You made a lot of material out of it, from your personal experience obviuosly. Minor note: that bridge ("Never go out for a stroll..." ) was very funny, but I thought was off on a few syllables. Still a 555.
bobpiecheese - October 22, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) TMGLTM, Dave, TMGLTM! I myself have a weird tanning dealie in which I have a mild brown tan even though I rarely go outside. My mum says my grandma (or my aunt, can't recall) had a similiar problem (apparantly got mistaken for an Aborigine). Enough about me, 555 for you!

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