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Song Parodies -> "I've Had Enough of Your Shtick Babe"

Original Song Title:

"Can't Get Enough of Your Love Babe"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Barry White

Parody Song Title:

"I've Had Enough of Your Shtick Babe"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

I'm at badave.com. This one me and Jack (Red Ant) were talking over the phone one night, it was originally his idea, but he wasn't going to do it--so I did, and expanded on it greatly and took it a whole other direction, but thanks for a spark there, it's not where I was originally planning to take this song.
I wish you'd just sway
Too much of your crap is not good for me baby
yeah, and you know about it
As many times as you've thrown glass, punched doors and used bats
I think I've had quite enough
Way too damn much babe
I've had way too much

Oooh, babe
My soon ex-wife
I've had enough of your sthick babe
World, she pokes my eyes and made me cry
I've so sick of your sthick babe

(turns to friends)
Oh she blew up my old car too
She ate my cat last night
She drank lots of beers and lost her lunch
All over my work ties
That sick ol' babe

Honey
Please change your ways
Please don't chew on my shoes
Now what's the deal
Drank my Champagne too

What is that on your lips
Is that two shades or three
Who else did you kiss
and why's it smell like feet

Hon, please just go
just get gone from here
I've been short changed
You're so rude
You sold my games
You said that they were yours too

You evil wife
I wanna tear your hair out babe
Girl, why won't you, why won't you, please not the blinds
Lit them up with the ash tray
Oh no babe

Now she's peeing on my big t.v.
and stepped right through the stand
Oh and then she ordered lots of weed
From some dude named Sam
Oh hell, babe

Catchin the next train
This time I'm for real
I hate you so much
This is not a thrill, chill
Got away from you
but no not this time
Ran a car into
The tracks, we went offline

I get this sickening feeling
I'll die in here
but then you came
No not you!
I scream in pain
I'd rather die it's true

Oh me oh my
I gotta get far from you babe
I must go babe

Babe, you know I hate ya
You dim my lights
No love

Yes you can belive the next time you toss darts
at some dude

won't be me

Yeah
You Evil Wife
Please don't break my legs now babe
OH, Get off my thigh, get off my thigh, get off my thigh
Can't you see I'm bleeding babe

Oh my evil wife
Can't take no more of this pain babe
Please babe
Girl, get me ice, just get me ice
I've had quite enough of your sthick babe

Why oh why
Can't you let go of me now babe
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Overall Rating: 4.9

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Matthias - June 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Did you screw the rabbit after you were married to this dog? I mean with lines such as peeing on the TV, chewing on the shoes, eating a cat, and humping your thigh (Although most perfer legs) you must have been wed to a canine. You have pretty screwed up relationships (And at least you're more suttle about them than I am with mine, I go out and tell people than I am screwing a chicken)
John Barry - June 05, 2008 - Report this comment
5s for "Shtik" in a title.
Ann Hammond - June 05, 2008 - Report this comment
yeah
littleICEcakes - June 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Ok, Ok . . . Here's some ice for you, Sir to soothe all your welts & make it feel cool . . . but a little drop of ~TABASCO~ sauce really makes it 'Ting & Sting' so much betta !!!
Below Average Dave - June 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Thank you very much everybody:)
Matthias - June 08, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) One of your best this year Dave, and that's saying something seeing that you won last month's SOTM.
Rex - June 10, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) This one seems inconsistent to me, but several LOL lines.
Agrimorfee - June 11, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I'm with Rex here. For one thing, I couldn't really picture window blinds getting lit with an ash tray. This reminded me too much of "You're Infernal"--not saying it''s a ripoff, but it seems like you were in a hurry to capture the same spirit minutes before deadline. "We went offline" was a great line.
Max Power - June 17, 2008 - Report this comment
She's a real ballbuster
Wolverine - June 17, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Methinks Kristof had better luck with his 44 strange dates, than Dave had with his marriage. "Why's it smell like feet"? WOW! LOL
bobpiecheese - June 18, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Not as funny as I would expect from you, Dave. An outright tirade against your wife doesn't really give room for a lot of funny, so maybe you have a bit of leeway there.
Invisible Boy - June 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Well...you married her ! Good idea here Dave.A couple of the gags seemed a little forced, but overall a good write.

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