Lost my Signal
Right before I got to tell you
Good night, Good night
Thought I hung up, not true
Please don't be blue

I really think I need to get myself a new one
Oh but then again my stupid contract's nowhere near done
Throw it far
I hope it hits the stars

Drop it, Lost it, Stole it, Beat it
Come on Throw it, Toss it, Eat it (continues in background)
Sit on it maybe
Lose it on some long safari

No damn signal
Now I'll throw it in the toilet
My cell phone just isn't fair
I guess I really should have read
I'm stuck with it I dread

I thought I heard a cow, but no that's my phone's humming
It's going gone, I'll guess for now I'll just be bumming
It'd be fine
Oh won't somebody steal this phone of mine

Knock it, Kick it, Flush it, Stomp it
Come on Bop it, Sock it, Bomb it (continues in background)
It drops calls on me daily
I'm sick of it frankly
I really want to lose it lately
I really really hate it greatly