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Song Parodies -> "Obsessed"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

There are just too many germs in the world
The ones that infiltrate and they always self serve
Well baby, I'll save myself from the germs
Don't like toilet seats, gotta clean first

I don't like doors either, They're touched a lot
(Touched a lot)
I need some glass cleaner, I see some spots
Feel them in my nose

Fight the bacteria all night and all day
Think they're on me and I'm going to spray
I'm a bit OCD, if you sneeze get out my way
Don't call me crazy, for my white blood cell's sake

I've gotta clean, gonna scrub my TV screen, and sponge my latches
Gotta clean the lint, and check on ev'ry vent, then wash my glasses
Don't stand so close to me, or touch me, and bubble wrap your shoes
don't touch the front door, or get germs on my floor, I am obsessive

There's some hiding in my sink I fear
They want to invade me and that has me scared
So baby, I gotta scrub 'til it's bare
Have stock in hand soap--and Fresh Air

I'm a germinizer, I kill a lot
(kill a lot)
Use toxic sanitizers, That hits the spot
Won't be their slave no more

No I won't kiss or hug--Are you that insane?
Your germs in me just may infect my brain
It is outrageous, how these thingscan live for days
So I'm a virgin 'cause boys cooties are strange

No hand shakes please, or I'll kick you in the knees, won't use your dishes
When I use cool whip, I have got to clean the tip, scrub it so vicious
I'm on my bending knee, scrubbing spree, they're in my bath tub too
Cleaning off my car doors, Use Noxzema in my pores, Just like a teen does

Let's clean
Gimme more Air Wick spray too
I'm fearing this ah-ah-obsessive
Yeah, say I'm what? ah-ah-obsessive

I'm gonna scream Oops I did it Mr. Clean, I love you Windex
Gotta clean my lips, I am lucky I don't slip, on my floor's surface
It drives me so crazy, scaring me, Know what these germs are up too
Gonna scrub to and fro, Use some Pledge on the floor, I've got a purpose

Dust in my sleep, need a vacuum I've got 3, mold makes me nervous
Science got me whipped, Glasses I won't sip, There's no clean surface
I am not a woman, not a girl, I'm just a really clean dude
Think that they want my soul, so I spray them some more, My home's their circus
This has been a Below Average Dave Production. I think Jeff may be the only one that catches every single Britney reference in here, but some of them are more obvious than others

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Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 7

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Matthias - July 28, 2010 - Report this comment
You cleaned up well with Ms. Britney.... I quite enjoyed this one and I too was going to parody "Circus" for Artistry but decided to go with "Toxic" instead.
Abbott Skelding - July 30, 2010 - Report this comment
Artistry: Excellent job! My best friend is a germaphobe big time so I can relate to this. Great work!
Daparodysong - July 30, 2010 - Report this comment
this is so funny haha 5's
Agrimorfee - August 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Pretty wacky, along the lines of Weird Al's "Germs". Got weird at the end there, the singer can't seem to figure out what gender he/she is. Cool internal rhymes laced throughout.
bobpiecheese - August 09, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I too thought of "Germs" by Weird al whilst reading this parody. Nice work on all the Britney references, though maybe some tweaking for the presumably eventual recording will help sort out what the singer's gender is. $555 for a psychiatrist to help cure your mysophobia!
Below Average Dave - August 09, 2010 - Report this comment
for the record, the singer in this song is a guy with feminine habits and qualities, though I understand why it may sound like he is confused, he is not, "I'm not a girl, not a woman" is a reference to the Britney song by the name "I'm not a girl, not yet a Woman" and is meant to convey that while lyrically he sounds like a woman--he is actually a man--I may make it more obvious in the recording since it's causing some confusion, perhaps making his character earlier say girls instead of boys referring to his virginity will make it more obvious.
Jeff Reuben - August 11, 2010 - Report this comment
I got the song reference, of course :-) Nice job to one of my favorite of Britney's originals. Reminded me of Germs by Weird Al.
Rex - August 12, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) No dirty parodies from Dave! Fun parody.

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