-> "Obsessed"
Original Song Title:
"Circus"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Obsessed"
The Lyrics
There are just too many germs in the world
The ones that infiltrate and they always self serve
Well baby, I'll save myself from the germs
Don't like toilet seats, gotta clean first
(oooh)
I don't like doors either, They're touched a lot
(Touched a lot)
I need some glass cleaner, I see some spots
Feel them in my nose
Fight the bacteria all night and all day
Think they're on me and I'm going to spray
I'm a bit OCD, if you sneeze get out my way
Don't call me crazy, for my white blood cell's sake
I've gotta clean, gonna scrub my TV screen, and sponge my latches
Gotta clean the lint, and check on ev'ry vent, then wash my glasses
Don't stand so close to me, or touch me, and bubble wrap your shoes
don't touch the front door, or get germs on my floor, I am obsessive
There's some hiding in my sink I fear
They want to invade me and that has me scared
So baby, I gotta scrub 'til it's bare
Have stock in hand soap--and Fresh Air
I'm a germinizer, I kill a lot
(kill a lot)
Use toxic sanitizers, That hits the spot
Won't be their slave no more
No I won't kiss or hug--Are you that insane?
Your germs in me just may infect my brain
It is outrageous, how these thingscan live for days
So I'm a virgin 'cause boys cooties are strange
No hand shakes please, or I'll kick you in the knees, won't use your dishes
When I use cool whip, I have got to clean the tip, scrub it so vicious
I'm on my bending knee, scrubbing spree, they're in my bath tub too
Cleaning off my car doors, Use Noxzema in my pores, Just like a teen does
Let's clean
Gimme more Air Wick spray too
I'm fearing this ah-ah-obsessive
Yeah, say I'm what? ah-ah-obsessive
I'm gonna scream Oops I did it Mr. Clean, I love you Windex
Gotta clean my lips, I am lucky I don't slip, on my floor's surface
It drives me so crazy, scaring me, Know what these germs are up too
Gonna scrub to and fro, Use some Pledge on the floor, I've got a purpose
Dust in my sleep, need a vacuum I've got 3, mold makes me nervous
Science got me whipped, Glasses I won't sip, There's no clean surface
I am not a woman, not a girl, I'm just a really clean dude
Think that they want my soul, so I spray them some more, My home's their circus
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