> "I Have No Clue"
Original Song Title:
"If I Had You"
Parody Song Title:
"I Have No Clue"
The Lyrics
So my laptop is on
Got a tight calculator
And I'm working functions on a white sheet of paper
But I keep getting stuck can't arrive at the answer
What I need for this class is some help
First there's curved lines then a plus sign
X over nine, Raise it 6 times
It's a function, what's the junction?, cannot find it
man I have no clue!
X plus Y plus Z don't equally anything. . .
Lord I have no clue
Simplify, division by a chicken wing???
I'm so lost dude!
What's the asymptote, and is it vertically?
yeah, I have no clue
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I have no clue
logarithms of A raised to pie eyes are rolling
What's the mode, deviation, add a ten to the function
Cannot help but feel dumb as I come up with something
What they need in this math is a life
One more plus sign, and a straight line
Eyes have bright shines, as we all whine
Sounds like mumbles what they rumble, I don't get it
Cause I have no clue
Standard Deviations sound like Greek to me
Yes I have no clue
don't get why I must know 'bout probabilities
I have no clue
Algebra, Statistics, Trigonometry
Dude, I have no clue
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I have no . . .
The roots just blow my mind
The graphs don't look good
Complex numbers are so unkind, yeah
The first quartile range, What is two times i
Cause this don't mean a thing to me
binomial of the function is scaring me
Multiply by 2. . .
Then figure out the interval between two means
What's the square root
Sample distributions for the measuring
Man I am lost dude
Dude, dddddude dddddude dddddude
I am lost dude
Quadratic equations I will never need
They seem so rude
At least I sort of get the inequalities
(so inequalities are cool)
I have no clue, factoring notations to the tenth degree
(What the hell does that mean dude)
Well I have no clue
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I have no
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Overall Rating:  4.8  

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