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Song Parodies -> "I Have No Clue"
Original Song Title:
"If I Had You"
Original Performer:
Adam Lambert
Parody Song Title:
"I Have No Clue"
Parody Written by:
Below Average Dave
The Lyrics
I'm at badave.com and soundclick.com/badave Please don't ask how I got an A in College Algebra, or how I currently have the same grade in Statistics, cause I have no clue. . .just kidding, but it can be unbelievably weird looking when you first look at the stuff.
So my laptop is on
Got a tight calculator
And I'm working functions on a white sheet of paper
But I keep getting stuck can't arrive at the answer
What I need for this class is some help
First there's curved lines then a plus sign
X over nine, Raise it 6 times
It's a function, what's the junction?, cannot find it
man I have no clue!
X plus Y plus Z don't equally anything. . .
Lord I have no clue
Simplify, division by a chicken wing???
I'm so lost dude!
What's the asymptote, and is it vertically?
yeah, I have no clue
clue-c-c-c-c-clue c-c-c-c-clue c-c-c-c-clue
I have no clue
logarithms of A raised to pie eyes are rolling
What's the mode, deviation, add a ten to the function
Cannot help but feel dumb as I come up with something
What they need in this math is a life
One more plus sign, and a straight line
Eyes have bright shines, as we all whine
Sounds like mumbles what they rumble, I don't get it
Cause I have no clue
Standard Deviations sound like Greek to me
Yes I have no clue
don't get why I must know 'bout probabilities
I have no clue
Algebra, Statistics, Trigonometry
Dude, I have no clue
clue-c-c-c-c-clue c-c-c-c-clue c-c-c-c-clue
I have no . . .
The roots just blow my mind
The graphs don't look good
Complex numbers are so unkind, yeah
The first quartile range, What is two times i
Cause this don't mean a thing to me
binomial of the function is scaring me
Multiply by 2. . .
Then figure out the interval between two means
What's the square root
Sample distributions for the measuring
Man I am lost dude
Dude, d-d-d-d-dude d-d-d-d-dude d-d-d-d-dude
I am lost dude
Quadratic equations I will never need
They seem so rude
At least I sort of get the inequalities
(so inequalities are cool)
I have no clue, factoring notations to the tenth degree
(What the hell does that mean dude)
Well I have no clue
clue-c-c-c-c-clue c-c-c-c-clue c-c-c-c-clue
I have no
Got a tight calculator
And I'm working functions on a white sheet of paper
But I keep getting stuck can't arrive at the answer
What I need for this class is some help
First there's curved lines then a plus sign
X over nine, Raise it 6 times
It's a function, what's the junction?, cannot find it
man I have no clue!
X plus Y plus Z don't equally anything. . .
Lord I have no clue
Simplify, division by a chicken wing???
I'm so lost dude!
What's the asymptote, and is it vertically?
yeah, I have no clue
clue-c-c-c-c-clue c-c-c-c-clue c-c-c-c-clue
I have no clue
logarithms of A raised to pie eyes are rolling
What's the mode, deviation, add a ten to the function
Cannot help but feel dumb as I come up with something
What they need in this math is a life
One more plus sign, and a straight line
Eyes have bright shines, as we all whine
Sounds like mumbles what they rumble, I don't get it
Cause I have no clue
Standard Deviations sound like Greek to me
Yes I have no clue
don't get why I must know 'bout probabilities
I have no clue
Algebra, Statistics, Trigonometry
Dude, I have no clue
clue-c-c-c-c-clue c-c-c-c-clue c-c-c-c-clue
I have no . . .
The roots just blow my mind
The graphs don't look good
Complex numbers are so unkind, yeah
The first quartile range, What is two times i
Cause this don't mean a thing to me
binomial of the function is scaring me
Multiply by 2. . .
Then figure out the interval between two means
What's the square root
Sample distributions for the measuring
Man I am lost dude
Dude, d-d-d-d-dude d-d-d-d-dude d-d-d-d-dude
I am lost dude
Quadratic equations I will never need
They seem so rude
At least I sort of get the inequalities
(so inequalities are cool)
I have no clue, factoring notations to the tenth degree
(What the hell does that mean dude)
Well I have no clue
clue-c-c-c-c-clue c-c-c-c-clue c-c-c-c-clue
I have no
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I sucked at math so I could really relate to this one. I loved all of the in humor on his one which is kind of weird because math is something I would never expect to have in humor because it's such a boring and annoying as all hell class. But this was good and really relates to my life.
(ABC) I "calculate" you getting high marks for this one, Dave!
Only Tom Lehrer could make funnier songs abour math. Where x=Smart and y=funny, x+y=555. This took me back to the angst-filled afternoons of my highschool algebra and geometry classes.
Massive kudos for the sheer amount and complexity of the mathematical terms in this. Well done, Dave. And good to see you.
ABC: Oh, the great things about being a graphic design major, no more math classes! haha. Really great stuff here Dave and I love how you borrowed the "doesn't mean a thing to me" line from the original song, nice work!
(ABC) Math+Adam Lambert Song+Below Average Dave= FRIKIN HILARIOUS! 555
(ABC) oh i hate math! it's my least faorite subject, but I really enjoyed this parody. i didn't think it was possible to make math funny, but you did, good work!
(ABC) I recognised some of the math terms in this parody...can't remember what they mean, but hey, that's math for ya. If you're not looking to be in a field where it's used, you're not gonna remember diddly. That said, perfect pacing, very funny stuff here, 555!
An extremely nerdy parody here. Except nerds know a lot about Math, Well I guess that's not true because I'm a nerd and I too have no clue.
Great parody, but I'm sure glad we're not going to be tested on it!
(ABC) Below Average Dave is an exponetially increasing function... of funny! Still awesome the second time around.
Not ABC, Artistry. My bad.
(Artistry) Loved it! Your talent just keeps multiplying.
(Artistry) see above!
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