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Song Parodies -> "Big Pants"

Original Song Title:

"Just Dance"

Original Performer:

Lady GaGa

Parody Song Title:

"Big Pants"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

Eighty One
Straight Down
Oooh man

They are a little bit too lose (lose) (oooh oooh oooh)
They are falling down to my shoes (Showing my Hanes)
Can't fit into my pants
So here is my latest rant
I lost my waist, my belly's gone (gone) (oooh oooh ooh)
Side e-ffects from losing weight
(Everyone thinks I'm sexy, because I switched from Pringles to grapes) (woooh)
Walked daily, never finished my plate
(My fat surrendered, but clothes won't-and that bites)

Big Pants, falling of my waist
My belts are too
Big Pants, the stretchy ones are too
It gets me blue
Big Pants, and it's not okay
Pants. Pants. Pants Large-La-la-large Pants

I've gotta buy some new clothes now (oooh oooh ooh)
I can't afford them, so I pout (I just pout-man)
Moon in horizon babe
and I get scorned all day
Not trying to show my hose tonight (oooh oooh ooh)
How'd my pants get on the floor
(I love being thin but I can't fit in my clothes no more)
Stomach too, Shirts are really quite huge
(I put them on but they fall off me, fall right off)

Huge pants, Cause I lost some weight
Lost my big moobs
Huge pants. and I'm looking great
but this sucks dude
Huge Pants. falling off my waist
Pants. Pants. Pants Huge-hu-hu-huge pants

[Random auto-tune rap part]
When I come through Wal-marts sales floor looking for pants rather small (hey)
Can't believe how hard it is to find ones that cover all (hey)
And the belts are small enough, they keep letting all my pants fall (hey)
I'mma find it, I'mma find it and wear them come tomorrow, yeah

(David we can't stand the way that you love to brag)
This isn't bragging-see my pants on the ground
(Why yes I can, but can't you go to the thrift store this week)
There is not one close, I guess I'll go to A and F*

No it's not Okay (oooh)
Feel like a fool (ooh yeah)
Big Pants. Boxers slipping babe
Cover my tool (ooh yeaah)
Big Pants. Careful losing weight
I swear it's true (oooh yeaaah)
Big Pants. Need new ones post-haste
Please help me dude (ooooh)
Big Pants. Must get some today (Must get some today, yeah)
Pants. Pants. Pants. Big-Bih-Bih-Big Pants

They're falling
Oh No!

Catatonic, not demonic I gave up my gin and tonic.
Not harmonic, but ironic now I really cannot hide it
Hyper-tonic, not harmonic all because I gave up Sonic
Isotonic, try to hide it this is worse than the bubonic

Woah. Such a hassle, I won't pout, Hide my Tassle
(Just zip it, and wear a belt that's not too big)
Tried bro! Buy it, Wear it, Levi need it
But have no dough
(I get it)
Can you help though
(Won't get it)

Big Pants, Breeze across my waist
It's cold there too
Big Pants, down around my legs
Hurts ankles too (falliiiiiiiiiing)
Big Pants, Can you help me babe
Khaki or blue
Big Pants Can't believe this pain (oh Davey-yeah)
Big Pants I'll play GaGa's Game (I'll wear something really strange)
Tape. Tape. Tape I think I'll wear tape
This has been a Below Average Dave Production, All Rights Reserved *A and F is a common abbreviation for Abercrombie and Fitch, a brand/store known for selling clothes to a limited amount of people due the sizes they produce.

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Mark Scotti - September 23, 2010 - Report this comment
Goes well with my "Moon" parody. LOL!!!
Peter Andersson - September 23, 2010 - Report this comment
So now we're supposed to start calling you Pants Below His Now Below Average Waist Dave? ;-)
Matthias - September 23, 2010 - Report this comment
Man, I sure need to lose some weight I don't care if my pants no longer fit around my big hips. This song was a good motivator (even though it shouldn't be because I can't really afford to buy new pants)
Below Average Dave - September 23, 2010 - Report this comment
Thank you Mark, Peter and Matty!!
LittleHoTweet - September 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Mr 'BigPants' . . . . just who do you think you are, Mr BulgePants ? ? ? You'll never ever get my Lo v v v e . . . .

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