Oooh Sugar

I prefer artificial flavors
I do not like the real thing no no
If it's chalked full of dyes and syrups
It's got the taste that I crave

fake juices

Fructose Corn Syrup, Sodium and all
In my tea and my Pepsi at the mall I drink
I am afraid that real flavors taste the same

oooh
I prefer Sunkist to Orange Juice dear
Fruit doesn't soothe me
I like fake smoothies and some fake beer
but Skittles are too real I fear

Want more of
them artificial flavors honey
I really hate the real thing

Grapes taste the same, Boring you see
Yellow six tastes so much better to me
I need no 'lemon' in my lemonade

Those real flavors are so lame such a shame
For lunch drink Hawaiian punch
Love strawberry flavor
It is what I savor

Like runts, not cherries No nuts I want
And I'm out of sprees yep they're gone
I wish I could find something else with those additives

So let's forget the real thing baby
No I don't want the real thing (ew yucky)
I prefer artificial flavors
No 'nanas in my pudding (Sick honey)
I prefer artificial flavors
Don't feed me watermelons