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Song Parodies -> "Wish You'd Want Me"

Original Song Title:

"You Don't Know Me"

Original Performer:

Willie Nelson

Parody Song Title:

"Wish You'd Want Me"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

I'm at
Wish you'd want me

You just gave me a wink
and you stare deep and slow
You say you like my Jeep
and say that my face glows
You think that I sing swell
and like my build as well
I wish you'd want me

You take pics of my buns
and show up ev'ry night
You're staring at my hips
And puckering up tight
I saw you this weekend
Sniffing my jeep again
I wish you'd want me

Wish you'd want me

You say your heart is blue, that you yearn for a love
That looks just like I always do
It's late at night, I kinda wonder why
I think you have a crush--but who?

You took a pic of me
Shirtless one rainy night
You said I'm looking great
That my pants fit just right
There's something I don't know
Who are you crushing fo'
Wish it were me

You told the truth, said that you like it rough
A guy like me who's buff-- but who?
And then you cry, as I step in my ride
and leave you standing by the pool

You blew a kiss at me
And compliment my thighs
I'm not sure what to say
That's really kind of nice
but I will never know
Who you're crushing on though
I wish it were me

Wish it were me
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Jeff Reuben - July 05, 2011 - Report this comment
Would also be a great title sub for Don't You Want Me from the 80s! Lots of funny lines in here, well done.
Old Man Ribber - July 05, 2011 - Report this comment
BADave - Good original song...and an even better parody! ;D
Matthias - July 06, 2011 - Report this comment
This was a pretty clever parody about a guy who's so dense that he doesn't realize that this suitor is checking him out. Normally this kind of thing would have confused me but I must be getting used to your bizarre twist of writing because I got this right away and thought it was very clever. Security Code is "SLY" by the way.
agrimorfee - July 12, 2011 - Report this comment
Another really odd one from you Dave, and it always seems like I never connect to your really odd works. Other people are digging it; the fact that many do is what matters.
bobpiecheese - July 17, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Truly a classic example one not understanding that someone likes them...though this one has the twist of the former liking the latter. Fantastic parody here, Dave, 555 dope slaps for the singer to get the hint!
Rex - July 17, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) A video could really put this one over the top. You have a knack for coming up with unexpected topics.
Blaydeman - July 18, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) The uniqueness really sets this one apart, and nice little twist. Good work.

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