Please go zip up your fly!
Please go zip up your fly

I see your Hanes right now dude
Things I hope I never see no more
Like one eyed willy
or little pubeys
That's what the middles buttons for
Now now now , It's time I told you
(Told You) (Told You)
How to let friends know
(Let your friends know)
Forgot to look down, after his leak
What you need to do is make sure you speak

XYZ
Zip up that zipper please
Or tell them to stop the wink
XYZ, Zip it please, because that means your showing

XYZ
It means there's too much to see
So could you zip up your jeans
XYZ, check and see, chances are you forgot to zip now

Come on, dude your showing off your underwear
Come on, dude your showing off your underwear
There is a way you can tell them how
X it, Y it, Z it
They should know what that means by now

Laughing, joking or point at it
But think about when it's you next week
You gotta let them know when they're giving a wink
or it's gonna come on back times three
D-D-D-David's gonna tell ya
(Tell ya, Tell ya)
How to say it nice
(How to say it nice)
One two, three--letters will do
Say them really quickly when they look at you

Yes, XYZ
Don't tell them all that you see
It's nicer than saying "eek"
XYZ, Zip up please, Gotta, zip your pants up

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Check it please, if someone says XYZ
It means look down at your jeans
Zip it up before more peak
Zip it up before more peak
Could you check your zipper please
XYZ, look and see

(ya)

Dammit, Guy
I thought I told ya!
No!
Check your fly
You know what you should do
Zip It, Zip It, buddy, Zip up now!
Zip it, Zip it, buddy, ooo nooo
Zip it, Zip it, buddy, yeah

XYZ, buddy, ooh ooh
Zip it please, buddy, yeah yeah
All can see, buddy WOAH
The best way to be discreet
(Chorus in background)
It's breazy, just check between your knees
Before people take a peak
That's why we say XYZ

You gotta say it really soft

X it, Y it, Z it
Now before you hear the people shout

XYZ, I'm queasy, saw way more than I should see
Check after you take a pee
Could you just do that for me

If somebody says it now you know what it's about
Say it now, hear it, zip , hear it, zip, hear it

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