I got into writing parodies on Amiright quite by accident. I was writing parodies for a local radio station that dealt with Christian political themes that the local talk show host would feature on his shows. I tripped on Amiright searching for the original song (OS) lyrics for a parody I was writing for the station. Writing for the station was hit and miss and because they were low budget it was hard to get things rolling in a timely manner with limited funding and resources.

I've been writing on Amiright since late June of 2003. I published no parodies between Jun 2005 and September 2007. Most of this time was spent writing a website with my wife Christine. The website took about a year and a half to research and write. It exists in its present form at this link: http://healingourheartsandsouls.com/

I've been active again on Amiright now since late September 2007. I am a member of Amiright's Big 7. This membership is reserved for authors who have successfully written what are considered the seven hardest songs to parody.

I grew up in a small company owned coal mining town in Southwest Pennsylvania about 25 miles west of the Appalachains and 35 miles South of Pittsburgh. The only lottery I ever won was the second draft lottery during the Vietnam era. I successfully dodged the draft by joining the United States Air Force where I remained for the next 21 and 1/4 years.

Some of my USAF travels took me to Asia, Europe, Alaska, Hawaii and all of the other 48 states except for about seven of them. I have lived in South Texas since the mid 1980s.

I am an IT professional and have worked the IT field since 1969 and have experience in virtually all of the IT disciplines through the many positions I've held in both the USAF and my current civilian career. I write a lot of geek parodies and consider myself a true geek. As I have been known to say when I smell BS about something in the IT disciplines, "I was not geeked yesterday".

Through my Italian heritage I like to write mob type parodies and have a growing portfolio of these. I grew up in one of the many neighborhoods in Americana hat are known as "Little Italy". Lots of the mob nicknames I use are based on real people that I knew growing up with these names. These names are usually given becasue of something the person did or something about them that makes them different, such as Joey "two times" because he says everything twice, like "How ya dewin', how ya dewin'". Or Tony "Chicken" Testa. The guy looks like a chicken and his last name Testa in English means 'head".

I have a phantom commenter known as Don Carmine (2-LOUD) Boccotesta who weighs in from time to time in the comments sections especially on mob parodies done by me and others. He's called 2-LOUD for obvious reasons. He's the type of character who doesn't need a phone, if you catch the drift.

Mr. Alvin Rhodes another Amiright author has sparked my interest in writing Psycho parodies based on the Norman Bates character in Alfred Hitchcock's movie Psycho and the three subsequent sequels. The idea for the Psycho parodies are the brainchild of Alvin Rhodes. He does not mind that I use his idea and I always try to give him credit when I write one. He actually applauds my horrody writes. We call these writing "horrodies". Most explore the Phenomenon of a sort of multiple personality disorder which the Hitchcock character displayed. Seems to be no end to the possibilities of writing about such a character.

I do some political stuff but most of these are pre 2007. I think I've done two or three since I resumed my writings in 2007. I also have a vast variety of other themes and ideas.

DISCLAIMER - All parodies written by me and are listed on the web page: http://www.amiright.com/parody/authors/guydirito.shtml are the intellectual property of Guy R DiRito and carry all the privilege that any copyrighted material enjoys. Any use without authorization is an infringement of US copyright laws and may not be used without my permission.

Song Parodies -> Lyrics

P stands for Pacing, F stands for How Funny, and O is for Overall Score.

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Parody Title	Original Title	Performer	Submitted	P	F	O	H
Ballad of Baghdad Bob	Big, Bad John	Jimmy Dean	2003-05-26	4.1	4.1	4.1	116
El Gaso	El Paso	Marty Robbins	2003-05-26	3.7	3.7	3.7	92
House of the Coward's Run	House of the Rising Sun	Frijid Pink	2003-05-26	3.7	3.7	3.7	97
Modem Hays	Purple Haze	Jimi Hendrix	2003-05-26	3.7	3.7	3.7	85
He's gone to Tikrit to hide	She Got a Ticket to RIde	Beatles	2003-05-26	3.7	3.7	3.7	86
Dems on the Run	Band On The Run	Paul McCartney and Wings	2003-05-26	3.0	3.0	3.0	79
I Got A Bum Rapsody	Bohemian Rhapsody	Queen	2003-05-26	4.0	3.8	3.8	111
Ghoul In His Cell	Fool on the Hill	The Beatles	2003-05-26	3.7	3.7	3.7	78
Set Back	Get Back	Paul McCartney and Wings	2003-05-26	4.2	3.4	3.4	81
Ballad Of Saddam	Ballad of Palladin	Theme Song	2003-05-26	3.4	3.4	3.4	113
Beverly Hillybilly Gates	Ballad of Jed Clampett	Earl Skruggs	2003-05-26	4.4	4.4	4.4	127
A House With Much Blame	A Horse With No Name	America	2003-05-27	4.0	3.9	4.0	104
No Way-O (The Ugly Old Goat Song)	Day-O (The Banana Boat Song)	Harry Belafonte	2003-05-29	3.0	3.0	3.0	98
Blackbirds to Boo Birds (WT)	Blackbird	Paul McCartney	2003-05-30	3.4	3.4	3.4	89
Chromosomes	Kodachrome	Paul Simon	2003-05-30	3.0	3.0	3.0	113
Chromosome	Kodachrome	Paul Simon	2003-05-30	3.0	3.0	3.0	90
Crown Faerie	Proud Mary	Creedence Clearwater Revival	2003-06-02	3.7	3.7	3.7	82
Parity Error	Paperback Writer	Lennon & McCartney	2003-06-02	3.0	3.0	3.0	73
In-a-minda-Guy-DiRito	In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida	Iron Butterfly	2003-06-02	3.0	3.0	3.0	83
Rudolph the Dread Mad Bomber	Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer	Gene Autry	2003-06-02	3.7	3.7	3.7	69
Red Hot Mainframe	Hot Rod Lincoln	Commander Cody and His Lost Planet Airmen	2003-06-04	4.0	4.0	4.0	77
Plenty Wives To Fix The Bore	25 or 6 to 4	Chicago	2003-06-04	3.6	3.4	3.4	124
It's your Dime	Only Time	Enya	2003-06-05	3.4	3.4	3.8	121
Martha Stewart Living, What a Pity	Living for the City	Stevie Wonder	2003-06-05	4.0	4.0	4.0	77
A Shady Bunch	Brady Bunch	Theme Song	2003-06-06	4.3	4.0	4.2	145
Deflect	Respect	Aretha Franklin	2003-06-07	3.0	3.0	3.0	87
We'll Kill Ya	Cecilia	Simon and Garfunkel	2003-06-09	4.0	4.0	4.0	77
Hillary the Great	Henry the Eighth	Herman's Hermits	2003-06-09	4.0	4.0	4.0	120
Down by the Fuelyard	Down by the Schoolyard	Paul Simon	2003-06-09	3.0	3.0	3.0	71
I Paid the Tariff	I Shot the Sheriff	Eric Clapton	2003-06-09	3.0	3.0	3.0	78
Just Startin' to Sting	Sultans of Swing	Dire Straits	2003-06-09	3.7	3.7	3.7	64
Conceal Ya	Cecilia	Simon and Garfunkel	2003-06-10	3.7	3.7	3.7	82
TV Commercial Jingle	Green Acres	TV Theme	2003-06-10	3.9	4.3	4.0	443
Hackety Hack	Yakety Yak	The Coasters	2003-06-11	3.7	3.7	3.7	87
Char 'em Brown	Charlie Brown	The Coasters	2003-06-11	3.4	3.4	3.4	99
Sprint Phones	Flintstones	TV Theme Song	2003-06-11	3.7	3.3	3.7	95
Democratic Party Blues	Folsom Prison Blues	Johnny Cash	2003-06-13	3.3	3.3	3.3	91
Hey You Clown You've Got A Broken System	Mrs. Brown You've Got A Lovely Daughter	Herman's Hermits	2003-06-13	3.7	3.7	3.7	76
In the Army	In the Navy	Village People	2003-06-13	3.7	3.7	3.7	112
If You See Kay	YMCA	Village People	2003-06-13	4.3	4.3	4.3	112
Doublemint Dot Calm	Doublemint Jingle	TV Theme Commercial	2003-06-13	3.0	3.0	3.0	385
Green on Me	Lean on Me	Bill Withers	2003-06-16	3.7	3.7	3.7	72
Insider	Low Rider	War	2003-06-16	3.7	3.7	3.7	86
Hacker Smacker Cracker Ball	Cracker Jack Jingle and Take Me out To the Ball Game	TV Commercial/Traditional	2003-06-16	4.2	4.2	4.2	390
Drop by the Trailer Van	Popeye The Sailor Man	TV Theme Song	2003-06-16	4.1	4.1	4.1	91
Lane Side	Rawhide	TV Theme Song	2003-06-16	3.7	3.7	3.7	82
Somebody Gong Those Silly Thong Songs	Somebody Done somebody Wrong Song	BJ Thomas	2003-06-17	3.7	3.7	3.7	74
Routine Funds	Sixteen Tons	Tennessee Ernie Ford	2003-06-18	3.7	3.7	3.7	60
Roe, Roe, Roe V Wade	Row, Row, Row Your Boat	Traditional	2003-06-18	3.7	3.7	3.7	89
Porn for the Wild	Born To Be Wild	Steppenwolf	2003-06-19	3.2	3.0	3.0	90
Workin' in old EDLIN	Workin' in a Coal Mine	Lee Dorsey	2003-06-19	4.0	3.8	3.8	87
Showdown in New Orleans	Battle of New Orleans	Jimmy Driftwood	2003-06-20	3.7	3.7	3.7	112
Bummertime Blues	Summertime Blues	Grateful Dead	2003-06-20	3.4	3.4	3.4	76
Gunny	Sunny	Bobby Hebb	2003-06-20	3.7	3.7	3.7	72
Army Hot Dogs	Armour Hot Dogs	Commercial Jingle	2003-06-20	4.4	4.2	4.2	392
Happy to Gather	Happy Together	The Turtles	2003-06-23	3.5	3.5	3.5	79
Brainy Day Phone Jerks	Rainy Day Woman #12 & 35 (Everybody Must Get Stoned)	Bob Dylan	2003-06-23	3.0	3.0	3.0	107
I'm lyin' low tonight	The Lion Sleeps Tonight	The Tokens	2003-06-23	3.7	3.7	3.7	78
Cisco Tech	Cisco Kid	War	2003-06-23	3.0	3.0	3.0	90
Puke and Hurl	Duke of Earl	Gene Chandler	2003-06-23	3.7	3.7	3.7	91
Formula 409	Love Potion Number 9	The Clovers	2003-06-24	3.0	3.0	3.0	141
The Crapper	The Rapper	The Jaggerz	2003-06-24	3.0	3.0	3.0	77
Who Needs You?	I Need You	America	2003-06-25	3.0	3.0	3.0	65
Quality Stations	Indian Reservation	Paul Revere and The Raiders	2003-06-25	3.7	3.7	3.7	78
The Hacker	The Rapper	The Jaggerz	2003-06-25	3.7	3.7	3.7	63
Weird Borough Affair	Scarborough Fair	Simon and Garfunkel	2003-06-26	4.0	4.0	4.0	74
It's My Chevy	He Ain't Heavy	The Hollies	2003-06-27	3.0	3.0	3.0	78
Need for Reduction	Eve of Destruction	Barry McGuire	2003-06-27	3.7	3.7	3.7	84
Baghdad Bob is Back in Town	The Boys Are Back in Town	Thin Lizzy	2003-06-28	3.0	3.0	3.0	69
Gray Davis Wise	Bette Davis Eyes	Kim Carnes	2003-06-28	4.0	4.0	3.8	69
Whiff It	Whip It	Devo	2003-06-28	3.0	3.0	3.0	94
Ninety-Six Beers	Ninety-Six Tears	Questionmark & The Mysterians	2003-06-30	4.0	3.8	3.8	84
The Clowns of Science	The Sounds Of Silence	Simon and Garfunkel	2003-06-30	3.4	3.4	3.4	86
Antacid Tablets	Anticipation	Carley Simon	2003-06-30	3.0	3.0	3.0	107
Fat Boys	Bad boys	Inner Circle	2003-06-30	4.0	4.0	4.0	120
Chuck It	Whip It	Devo	2003-06-30	3.0	3.0	3.0	91
Flick It	Whip it	Devo	2003-06-30	4.0	3.4	3.4	87
Stop It!	Whip It	Devo	2003-07-02	3.7	3.7	3.7	94
Poison TV	Poison Ivy	The Coasters	2003-07-02	3.7	3.7	3.7	149
Wind Has Been Broken	Morning Has Broken	Cat Stevens	2003-07-03	3.7	3.7	3.7	91
He Can See Queerly Now	I Can See Clearly Now	Johnny Nash	2003-07-04	3.7	3.7	3.7	99
Brand X (Make Your Spine Curl)	Brandy (You're A Fine Girl)	Looking Glass	2003-07-05	3.2	3.4	3.4	83
White Guys Ain't Rappin'	Nights in White Satin	Moody Blues	2003-07-05	3.8	3.4	3.4	85
Potions and Brew	Precious and Few	Climax	2003-07-05	3.7	3.7	3.7	101
Fat All Day Here in the Park	Saturday in the Park	Chicago	2003-07-05	3.7	3.7	3.7	73
Is That My Cell Phone Now?	I Think We're Alone Now	Tommy James and the Shondells	2003-07-07	3.7	3.7	3.7	76
Let's Don't Have No Clones Now	I Think Were Alone Now	Tommy James & The Shondells	2003-07-07	3.7	3.7	3.7	67
Email Me	Brand New Key	Melanie	2003-07-07	3.7	3.7	3.7	75
Burning Stove	Burning Love	Elvis Presley	2003-07-07	3.7	3.7	3.7	92
Fix My Gateway	My Way (Or The Highway)	Limp Bizkit	2003-07-07	3.0	3.0	3.0	74
Bite My Tire	Light My Fire	The Doors	2003-07-08	3.9	3.3	3.6	85
Everybody Skips Some School	Everybody Plays the Fool	Main Ingredient	2003-07-08	3.0	3.0	3.0	77
Tantrum	Anthem	Good Charlotte	2003-07-08	3.5	3.5	3.4	97
Garnish	Cherish	David Cassidy	2003-07-09	3.0	3.0	3.0	80
I Am Morman	I Am Woman	Helen Reddy	2003-07-09	3.8	3.4	3.4	98
Bummer Freeze	Summer Breeze	Seals and Croft	2003-07-09	3.4	3.4	3.4	68
Gun Down The Klan	Stand By Your Man	Tammi Wynette	2003-07-10	4.0	3.5	4.0	81
They're All Deranged In Southern California	It Never Rains In Southern California	Albert Hammond	2003-07-12	3.0	3.0	3.0	72
Pissin' On The Music	Listen To The Music	The Doobie Brothers	2003-07-12	3.7	3.7	3.7	66
Kerry Man	Carrie Anne	The Hollies	2003-07-14	3.0	3.0	3.0	70
Against The Law Wine Man	Wichita Lineman	Glen Campbell	2003-07-14	3.0	3.0	3.0	80
Ninety and Nine	Draggin' The Line	Tommy James and the Shondells	2003-07-15	3.7	3.7	3.7	66
Cartoons	Blue Moon	The Marcels	2003-07-15	3.4	3.4	3.4	136
I Don't Care To Diet	And When I Die	Blood, Sweat And Tears	2003-07-16	3.0	3.0	3.0	71
Good Corn Gin Moonshine	Good Morning Starshine	Oliver	2003-07-16	3.0	3.0	3.0	100
Mosquito Bite	The Israelites	Desmond Dekker and The Aces	2003-07-16	3.8	3.4	3.8	86
Garden Parkway	Garden Party	Rick Nelson	2003-07-17	3.8	3.4	3.4	98
Prison Enclosure	Crimson and Clover	Tommy James and The Shondells	2003-07-18	4.0	4.0	4.0	77
Some Mean Tangerine	Green Tambourine	The Lemon Pipers	2003-07-18	3.7	3.7	3.7	74
No Better	The Letter	The Box Tops	2003-07-18	4.0	4.0	4.0	73
Fairies Cast In Jersey	Ferry 'Cross The Mersey	Gerry and The Pacemakers	2003-07-19	3.7	3.7	3.7	103
Lame!	Fame	Irene Cara	2003-07-19	3.7	3.7	3.7	73
Baw-baw Wa-wa	Barbara Ann	Beach Boys	2003-07-21	3.0	3.0	3.0	106
Kinda In Drag	Kind Of A Drag	The Buckinghams	2003-07-21	3.5	4.0	4.0	86
'Sixteen' Scandal	Sixteen Candles	Roy Orbison	2003-07-21	4.6	4.4	4.6	87
Lady Watchtower	Lady Willpower	Gary Puckett and The Union Gap	2003-07-22	3.0	3.0	3.0	80
Mosquitoville	Margaritaville	Jimmy Buffet	2003-07-22	3.7	3.7	3.7	83
Do You Know They Killed Qusai Today?	Do You Know the Way to San Jose	Dionne Warwick	2003-07-23	3.0	3.0	3.0	101
Odai Meets Demise	Judy in Disguise (with Glasses)	John Fred and His Playboy Band	2003-07-23	3.0	3.0	3.0	75
I Ain't Black	Paint It Black	The Rolling Stones	2003-07-24	3.3	3.3	3.7	87
Slipped On Greasy Fries.	Smoke Gets in Your Eyes	The Platters	2003-07-24	3.7	3.7	3.7	80
Dead In The Gutter	Bread And Butter	The Newbeats	2003-07-25	3.0	3.0	3.0	77
Qusai And Oudai Of Late	Henry The Eighth	Herman's Hermits	2003-07-26	4.2	3.8	4.2	105
Screen Saver	Green River	Creedence Clearwater Revival	2003-07-26	4.0	4.0	4.0	61
You're So Slain	You're So Vain	Carly Simon	2003-07-26	4.0	4.0	4.0	66
Binny and Hussein	Pinky And The Brain Theme	Warner Brothers	2003-07-26	3.0	3.0	3.0	78
Fairway On Seven	Stairway To Heaven	Led Zeppelin	2003-07-28	4.0	4.0	4.0	84
Don't Slurp Your Grub	To Sir With Love	Lulu	2003-07-28	3.0	3.0	3.0	110
Ruptured Spleen	Dancing Queen	Abba	2003-07-28	3.0	3.0	3.0	120
Net	Jet	Paul McCartney & Wings	2003-07-28	3.0	3.0	3.0	92
Gun Fight With The Two Aces	Midnight At the Oasis	Maria Muldaur	2003-07-28	3.0	3.0	3.0	80
Tastin' Is My Business	Taking Care of Business	Bachman-Turner Overdrive	2003-07-28	3.0	3.0	3.0	77
The Screen Ain't Done Nothin' Yet	You Ain't Seen Nothin' Yet	Bachman Turner Overdrive	2003-07-28	3.0	3.0	3.0	69
Hittin' 'Em With Shock And Dismay	Sittin' On The Dock Of The Bay	Otis Redding	2003-07-31	3.7	3.7	3.7	76
Billy You're Such A Zero	Billy Don't Be A Hero	Bo Donaldson & The Heywoods	2003-07-31	3.0	3.0	3.0	88
Gunned Down	Sundown	Gordon Lightfoot	2003-07-31	3.0	3.0	3.0	71
Another Deep Pot Hole	Time in a Bottle	Jim Croce	2003-07-31	3.4	3.4	3.4	72
Will We Get Food Again?	Won't Get Fooled Again	The Who	2003-07-31	3.0	3.0	3.0	65
Chicken Run Part Deux	Scooby Doo	TV Theme Song	2003-07-31	2.3	2.3	2.3	99
I Need Change	People Are Strange	The Doors	2003-08-01	3.7	3.7	3.7	79
Can't Afford The Treatment	California Dreamin'	The Mamas and The Papas	2003-08-04	3.4	3.4	3.4	90
Come On Scotty	It's My Party	Leslie Gore	2003-08-04	3.0	3.0	3.0	100
Just Commercialization	Just My Imagination	The Temptations	2003-08-04	3.0	3.0	3.0	61
Booby Newsday	Ruby Tuesday	The Rolling Stones	2003-08-04	3.0	3.0	3.0	91
A Salad At The Green Buffet	The Ballad of The Green Berets	SSGT Barry Sadler	2003-08-04	3.0	3.0	3.0	97
Need To Take Malox	Loves Me Like A Rock	Paul Simon	2003-08-04	3.7	3.7	3.7	74
Phonograph	Photograph	Ringo Starr	2003-08-04	3.7	3.7	3.7	76
Tombstone	Flintstones	TV Theme Song	2003-08-04	3.8	3.8	3.8	93
Malcolm's Such A Kidder	Malcolm in the Middle Tv Show Theme	They Might Be Giants	2003-08-04	3.0	3.0	3.0	89
That Saddam Family	The Addams Family	TV Show Theme Song	2003-08-04	4.2	4.2	4.2	113
Spam Sham Boogers	Band Stand Boogie/American Bandstand Tv Show Theme Song	Charlie Albertine, Less Elgart, Bob Horn and Bruce Sussman	2003-08-05	4.1	4.1	4.1	104
Bar Room In A Fight	Bad Moon Rising	Creedence Clearwater Revival	2003-08-05	3.9	3.7	3.7	84
Doin' 5 to 9	Workin' 9 to 5	Dolly Parton	2003-08-05	3.6	3.9	3.8	102
Pine Float	The Love Boat Tv Show Theme Song	Paul Williams and Charles Fox	2003-08-05	4.2	4.2	4.2	104
Too Many Gays	Those Were The Days	Caroll O'Connor & Jean Stapleton TV Sitcom Theme	2003-08-05	3.8	3.4	3.4	104
Bishop Robinson	Mrs Robinson	Simon & Garfunkel	2003-08-06	3.9	3.6	3.6	78
Gaffe Goof	F Troop TV Show Theme Song	Irving Taylor and William Lava	2003-08-06	3.7	3.7	3.7	100
Some Odd Couple	The Odd Couple TV Show Theme Song	Sammy Cahn and Neal Hefti	2003-08-06	3.0	3.0	3.0	143
Dealin' With The Queers	Reelin' in the Years	Steely Dan	2003-08-07	3.9	3.9	3.9	74
Hezbollah	Shambala	Three Dog Night	2003-08-07	2.9	2.9	2.9	461
Windows Has Broken	Morning Has Broken	Cat Stevens	2003-08-08	3.0	3.0	3.0	78
Fetch Us A Brew	Precious And Few	Climax	2003-08-08	3.7	3.7	3.7	97
Fix My Honda	Help Me Rhonda	The Beach Boys	2003-08-09	4.3	4.2	4.2	99
Stinkin' Commode	King Of The Road	Roger Miller	2003-08-09	4.2	4.2	4.2	85
Let's Light Dynamite	Let's Go Fly a Kite	Julie Andrews (Mary Poppins Soundtrack)	2003-08-09	3.7	3.7	3.7	115
It Took The Path Assumed As Windows	She Came in Through the Bathroom Window	The Beatles	2003-08-09	3.7	3.7	3.7	65
Snot Run	Shotgun	Jr. Walker and The All Stars	2003-08-09	3.7	3.7	3.7	65
Spinnin' Deal	Spinning Wheel	Blood, Sweat and Tears	2003-08-09	3.0	3.0	3.0	78
Super California Lists Some Runners With Neurosis	Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious	Julie Andrews (Mary Poppins Soundtrack)	2003-08-09	3.7	3.7	3.7	84
Spam In My Email	A Whiter Shade of Pale	Procol Harem	2003-08-11	3.6	3.8	3.6	134
It Must Be Skin	It Must Be Him	Vikki Carr	2003-08-11	3.0	3.0	3.0	64
Loco-Notion	Loco-Motion	Little Eva	2003-08-11	3.0	3.0	3.0	82
I Could Be Presidential Someday	Pleasant Valley Sunday	The Monkees	2003-08-11	3.7	3.7	3.7	67
That Bladder's For Your Pee	She'd Rather Be With Me	The Turtles	2003-08-11	3.0	3.0	3.0	73
Craps At The Tables	Cats In The Cradle	Harry Chapin	2003-08-11	3.2	3.0	3.0	78
On The Green	Dancing Queen	ABBA	2003-08-11	3.7	3.7	3.7	100
Try To Piss On This Here Fly	Let's Just Kiss And Say Goodbye	The Manhattens	2003-08-12	3.7	3.7	3.7	79
Livin' Must Be Tough As A Mime	Give Me Just A Little More	Chairmen Of The Board	2003-08-13	3.7	3.7	3.7	97
My Farter Got Broke	I Started A Joke	The Bee Gees	2003-08-13	3.6	4.0	3.6	80
Thank-You Kindly	You Remind Me	Nickelback	2003-08-13	3.0	3.0	3.0	77
California Schemin'	California Dreamin'	Mamas And Papas	2003-08-14	3.0	3.0	3.0	93
Microsoft Done Wrote The Code	Michael (Row the Boat Ashore)	Highway Men	2003-08-14	3.7	3.7	3.7	96
Gateways Take Forever	Always And Forever	Luther Vandross	2003-08-15	3.7	3.7	3.7	69
I'll Get A Little Bare	I Say A Little Prayer	Dionne Warwick	2003-08-15	3.7	3.7	3.7	84
Hey There Boney Girl	Hey There Lonely Girl	Eddie Holman	2003-08-15	3.7	3.7	3.7	173
Nintendo	Fernando	ABBA	2003-08-16	3.0	3.0	3.0	136
Hoo-rah Idi Bitty	Do Wah Diddy Diddy	The Exciters	2003-08-18	3.7	3.7	3.7	84
Grid Down	Sundown	Gordon Lightfoot	2003-08-18	3.0	3.0	3.0	61
Learn This Phone	Turn To Stone	Electric Light Orchestra	2003-08-18	4.0	3.8	4.0	71
Sinus Is Moldin'	Silence Is Golden	Four Seasons	2003-08-19	3.0	3.0	3.0	68
Hewmon, Hewmon	Woman, Woman	Gary Puckett and The Union Gap	2003-08-21	4.2	4.2	4.2	74
Help Desk Crew	Song Sung Blue	Neil Diamond	2003-08-21	3.7	3.7	3.7	71
Shifty Ways To Lose The Culture	Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover	Paul Simon	2003-08-22	4.0	3.7	3.7	76
Enos	Venus	Shocking Blue	2003-08-23	3.7	3.7	3.7	71
Hip To Be Queer	Hip To Be Square	Huey Lewis And The News	2003-08-23	3.7	3.7	3.7	91
Who's That Makin' That Fart?	Don't Go Breakin' My Heart	Elton John and Kiki Dee	2003-08-25	4.1	4.1	4.1	77
Filing Cases Bum Times	Smiling Faces Sometimes	The Undisputed Truth	2003-08-25	3.0	3.0	3.0	74
ACLU	YMCA	Village People	2003-08-25	3.9	3.6	3.8	136
Leader (Aisle Be Bach)	Leader Of The Pack	The Shrangi-Las	2003-08-26	3.0	3.0	3.0	84
Sometimes At Dinner	Sometimes In Winter	Blood Sweat and Tears	2003-08-26	3.7	3.7	3.7	76
Rust Cat Flub	Muskrat Love	America	2003-08-26	3.0	3.0	3.0	75
Rebootin'	Barefootin'	Robert Parker	2003-08-27	3.7	3.7	3.7	91
Winnin' Meals	Spinnin' Wheel	Blood Sweat and Tears	2003-08-28	3.7	3.7	3.7	105
Mend Me, Tape Me	Bend Me, Shape Me	The American Breed	2003-08-29	3.0	3.0	3.0	75
So Sue Me, Cause You Got Bumped Around	Ruby, Don't Take Your Love To Town	Kenny Rogers	2003-08-30	3.0	3.0	3.0	80
Regime Reliever	Daydream Believer	The Monkees	2003-09-01	3.0	3.0	3.0	73
That 1-900 Hotline	I Heard It Through The Grapevine	Gladys Knight and The Pips	2003-09-01	3.7	3.7	3.7	78
I'm Playin' WIth Old Fogies Makin' Bogies	Oakie From Muskogee	Merle Haggard	2003-09-01	3.0	3.0	3.0	121
Drag Call	Rag Doll	The Four Seasons	2003-09-01	3.0	3.0	3.0	71
Bundy	Windy	The Association	2003-09-03	3.0	3.0	3.0	78
National Enquire	Light My Fire	The Doors	2003-09-04	4.1	4.1	4.1	102
Simpson's Just For Fun	Seasons in the Sun	Terry Jacks	2003-09-05	4.2	4.2	4.2	73
Indiana Haunts Me	Indiana Wants Me	R. Dean Taylor	2003-09-06	3.0	3.0	3.0	95
Ma Bell And Me	Ma Belle Amie	The Tee Set	2003-09-08	3.0	3.0	3.0	158
That Osama's Such A Scum	Mama Told Me (Not To Come)	Three Dog Night	2003-09-09	3.7	3.7	3.7	67
On Prime Time Live	As Time Goes By	Dooley Wilson from Casablanca	2003-09-09	4.0	4.2	4.2	86
Screw Your Campaign	Who'll Stop The Rain	Creedence Clearwater Revival	2003-09-10	4.3	4.3	4.3	70
Have You Always Been This Lame?	Have You Ever Seen The Rain?	Creedence Clearwater Revival	2003-09-12	4.0	4.0	4.0	104
Come On Quit Breakin' Wind	Up Around The Bend	Creedence Clearwater Revival	2003-09-12	3.9	3.9	3.9	81
Spy Versus Spy	Eye In The Sky	Alan Parsons Project	2003-09-15	4.0	4.2	4.0	106
K Street	Main Street	Bob Seger	2003-09-16	3.0	3.0	3.0	81
Just Wants Delay	Go All The Way	Raspberries/Eric Carmen	2003-09-17	3.7	3.7	3.7	71
Junk Tune Junkie	Junk Food Junkie	Larry Groce	2003-09-22	3.0	3.0	3.0	84
Road Kill A Grilling	More Than A Feeling	Boston	2003-09-23	4.4	4.4	4.4	482
Botox Keeps Stallin' Out My Head	Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head	BJ Thomas	2003-09-23	3.7	3.7	3.7	86
Everybody Weighs His Tool	Everybody Plays the Fool	Main Ingredient	2003-09-25	4.6	4.6	4.6	94
Mai Tai's Will Floor You	My Eyes Adored You	Frankie Valli	2003-09-26	4.0	4.0	4.0	80
Hacks Are These U-S-E-Rs	Back In The U.S.S.R.	Beatles	2003-09-27	3.7	3.3	3.7	78
Planetary Man	Solitary Man	Neil Diamond	2003-09-29	3.0	3.0	3.0	73
It's Called Food Addiction	Walk Like An Egyptian	The Bengals	2003-09-29	3.7	3.7	3.7	101
Call Right Now	All Right Now	Free	2003-09-30	3.0	3.0	3.0	113
A Pin To The Mat	I Like It Like That	The Dave Clark Five	2003-10-01	3.7	3.7	3.7	85
Spinach Eatin' Man	Solitary Man	Neil Diamond	2003-10-01	3.7	3.7	3.7	78
Sister Britney	Brother Louie	Stories	2003-10-02	3.0	3.0	3.0	106
El Chupacabra	Copacabana	Barry Manilow	2003-10-06	4.4	4.4	4.4	137
Grope You All Day	Go Your Own Way	Fleetwood Mac	2003-10-09	3.7	3.7	3.7	71
Fun (Is The Only-est Reason	One (Is The Loneliest Number)	Three Dog Night	2003-10-09	3.4	3.4	3.4	75
Chicago	El Paso	Marty Robbins	2003-10-12	4.4	4.3	4.3	126
Six Sixty-six	Route Sixty-six	Lambert, Hendricks & Ross	2003-10-13	3.7	3.7	3.7	79
Neopets Lie	American Pie	Don McLean	2003-10-18	3.7	3.8	3.9	2924
Betcha My Holy Cow	Betcha By Golly Wow	Stylistics	2003-10-18	3.4	3.4	3.4	109
Arafat Polka	Too Fat Polka	Arthur Godfrey	2003-10-18	3.4	3.4	3.4	106
Take 'Em Out Of The Ball Game	Take Me Out To The Ball Game	Jack Norworth & Albert Von Tilzer	2003-10-18	3.7	3.7	3.7	104
Ay Chingadera	Guantanamera	The Sandpipers	2003-10-19	3.9	3.6	3.6	115
Stupid	Cupid	Sam Cooke	2003-10-22	3.7	3.7	3.7	79
Tied a Pabst Blue Ribbon Binge Last Night On Me	Tie A Yellow Ribbon (Round The Old Oak Tree)	Tony Orlando and Dawn	2003-10-22	3.8	3.8	3.8	325
No Brain, No Spark, But Now He's King	The Rain, The Park, And Other Things	The Cowsills	2003-10-26	3.7	3.7	3.7	72
Defer Math	Monster Mash	Bobby 'Boris' Pickett	2003-10-28	3.0	3.0	3.0	125
Seditious Minds	Suspicious Minds	Elvis Presley	2003-10-29	3.0	3.0	3.0	72
Simpson, J Homer	Crimson And Clover	Tommy James and The Shondells	2003-10-31	3.7	3.7	3.7	75
Oxymoron	That's Amore	Dean Martin	2003-10-31	4.2	4.2	4.2	128
A Boy Named Sue	Runaround Sue	Dion	2003-11-02	3.4	3.4	3.4	111
He Shot The Lawyer	I Shot The Sheriff	Eric Clapton	2003-11-02	3.4	3.4	3.4	88
Pop Goes The Lawyer	Pop Goes The Weasel	Traditional	2003-11-02	3.0	3.0	3.0	81
Just Got Hacked	Black Is Black	Los Bravos	2003-11-04	3.7	3.7	3.7	98
In The Head Of Fox Moulder	Put Your Head On My Shoulder	Paul Anka	2003-11-05	3.7	3.7	3.7	185
Want To Know You're Usin' Secret	Do You Want To Know A Secret?	The Beatles	2003-11-07	4.0	4.0	4.0	70
Chili-Mac	Jimmy Mack	Martha & The Vandellas	2003-11-07	3.4	3.4	3.4	99
Cacklin' Rosie	Cracklin' Rosie	Neil Diamond	2003-11-08	3.4	3.4	3.4	115
Hong Kong Flu	Song Sung Blue	Neil Diamond	2003-11-08	3.7	3.7	3.7	79
Pay, Rady, Pay	Lay, Lady, Lay	Bob Dylan	2003-11-09	3.7	3.7	3.7	79
High School Senior (In A Prom Dress)	Long Cool Woman (In A Black Dress)	The Hollies	2003-11-09	4.0	4.0	4.0	88
Just One Mouse Click Starts A Brawl (Part I)	Another Brick In The Wall (Part I)	Pink Floyd	2003-11-10	4.0	4.0	4.0	77
Just One Mouse Click Starts A Brawl (Part II)	Another Brick In The Wall (Part II)	Pink Floyd	2003-11-11	4.2	4.2	4.2	64
Just One Mouse Click Starts A Brawl (Part III)	Another Brick In The Wall (Part III)	Pink Floyd	2003-11-11	4.0	4.0	4.0	68
Kobe Jumped Her Bones	Me And Mrs. Jones	Billy Paul	2003-11-11	3.7	3.7	3.7	88
Underwear	She's Not There	Zombies	2003-11-12	3.7	3.4	3.3	89
Primed For The Season	Time Of The Season	Zombies	2003-11-12	3.0	3.0	3.0	108
Nintendo's Out Of Play	Hernando's Hideaway	Archie Bleyer	2003-11-13	4.0	3.8	3.8	88
Hags And Bitches	Rags to Riches	Tony Bennett	2003-11-13	3.7	3.7	3.7	62
Excreting Farts	Your Cheating Heart	Joni James	2003-11-13	4.2	4.2	4.2	87
Called Me Wetto	In The Ghetto	Elvis Presley	2003-11-14	3.0	3.0	3.0	106
Fearing For The Queers	Reeling In The Years	Steely Dan	2003-11-14	3.7	3.7	3.7	65
Arrest These Scary Generals	God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen	Traditional	2003-11-14	3.7	3.3	3.5	80
Atomic Number 9	Love Potion Number 9	The Searchers	2003-11-15	4.1	4.0	4.0	140
Moose And Squirrel	Brown Eyed Girl	Van Morrison	2003-11-15	3.8	4.0	4.0	82
Click On Porn For Girls	California Girls	Beach Boys	2003-11-17	3.2	3.4	3.2	82
They're The Muppets	I'm Your Puppet	James and Bobby Purify	2003-11-17	3.0	3.0	3.0	85
Mongolian Barbecue	Bohemian Rhapsody	Queen	2003-11-17	3.7	3.7	3.7	187
Hey Dictator	Operator	Jim Croce	2003-11-17	3.7	3.7	3.7	69
Unleash Me	Release Me	Englebert Humperdinck	2003-11-18	4.5	4.5	4.5	98
Beware Your Liver Will Turn To Wood	Over The River And Through The Woods	Traditional	2003-11-18	3.4	3.4	3.4	97
Got Dengue Fever	I'm A Believer	The Monkees	2003-11-19	3.8	4.0	4.0	87
Debrief Me	Release Me	Engelbert Humperdinck	2003-11-19	3.0	3.0	3.0	109
Doper Sales	Silver Bells	Bing Crosby	2003-11-19	3.0	3.0	3.0	76
The Late Bar Tender	The Great Pretender	The Platters	2003-11-19	3.7	3.3	3.7	82
Neverland	The Candy Man	Sammy Davis Jr.	2003-11-20	3.7	3.7	3.7	97
This Food Is Just For Men	We Don't Get Fooled Again	The Who	2003-11-20	3.0	3.0	3.0	95
Pistol Drew Persuasion	Crystal Blue Persuasion	Tommy James And The Shondells	2003-11-21	3.0	3.0	3.0	98
Tarzan's Her Fellow	Tears On My Pillow	Little Anthony and the Imperials	2003-11-21	3.8	4.0	4.0	88
Diddy's Combs	Daddy's Home	Shep And The Limelites	2003-11-22	3.0	3.0	3.0	82
Hilly She's Such A Zero	Billy Don't Be a Hero	Bo Donaldson & The Heywoods	2003-11-23	4.2	4.2	4.2	88
Click To Concur	The Way We Were	Barbra Streisand	2003-11-23	3.4	3.4	3.4	82
Dr. Romano	Mr. Roboto	Styx	2003-11-23	3.7	3.7	3.7	94
Spammie's Gone	Annie's Song	John Denver	2003-11-24	4.2	4.0	4.2	72
Please Fly Me To Argentina	Don't Cry For Me Argentina	Madonna	2003-11-24	3.0	3.0	3.0	99
Wreck The Malls	Deck The Halls	Traditional	2003-11-24	4.3	3.9	3.9	157
And When We Go To Hell	In Heaven There Is No Beer (Polka)	Frankie Yankovic	2003-11-25	3.4	3.4	3.4	100
I've Lost A Wisdom Filling	You've Lost That Loving Feeling	Righteous Brothers	2003-11-25	3.0	3.0	3.0	73
Crisco Lid	Cisco Kid	War	2003-11-25	3.0	3.0	3.0	94
We Three Geeks Disorient Are	We Three Kings of Orient Are	Traditional	2003-11-25	4.2	4.3	4.3	107
Lit Crack	Get Back	The Beatles	2003-11-26	3.0	3.0	3.0	71
Wetback	Get Back	The Beatles	2003-11-26	3.8	3.5	3.5	78
Many Planes	Penny Lane	Beatles	2003-11-26	3.7	3.7	3.7	80
Cussin's A Sin	Dust In The Wind	Kansas	2003-11-26	3.4	3.4	3.4	89
This Cheese Has Gone Bad	Feliz Navidad	Jose Feliciano	2003-11-26	3.7	3.7	3.7	97
Lay 'em Low, Lay 'Em Low, Lay 'Em Low.	Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow	Vaughn Monroe	2003-11-26	3.0	3.0	3.0	75
I Go To Google Land	I Want To Hold Your Hand	Beatles	2003-11-27	3.7	3.7	3.7	69
Can't Learn Their Gender	Return To Sender	Elvis Presley	2003-11-27	3.0	3.0	3.0	78
Rambler Man	Ramblin' Man	Allman Brothers	2003-11-27	4.8	4.7	4.6	176
Somethin' Is Bustin' My Systems	Nuttin' For Christmas	S. Tepper and R. Bennett	2003-11-27	3.7	3.7	3.7	104
Hockin' 'Em Down They're History	Rocking Around The Christmas Tree	Brenda Lee	2003-11-27	3.7	3.7	3.7	76
Legal Clause Is Takin' You Down	Santa Claus Is Coming To Town	Traditional	2003-11-27	4.0	4.0	4.0	86
Cash Surplus	White Christmas	Bing Crosby	2003-11-27	3.9	3.7	3.7	87
The Ballad Of Jeb's Brother	The Ballad Of Jed Clampett	Lester Flatt and Earl Skruggs	2003-11-28	3.5	3.5	3.5	117
Talk-o Them Bells	Carol Of Bells	Traditional	2003-11-28	3.7	3.7	3.7	93
Here They Come A Hustling	Here We Come a Wassailing	Traditional	2003-11-28	3.7	3.7	3.7	78
Cranky Fiddle	Yankee Doodle	Traditional	2003-11-28	3.0	3.0	3.0	86
Skater Boy	Soldier Boy	The Shirelles	2003-11-29	3.7	3.7	3.7	139
My Cat Is Unstable	Cat's In The Cradle	Harry Chapin	2003-11-29	3.8	3.8	3.8	71
Twelve Step Program	Twelve Days Of Christmas	Traditional	2003-11-29	4.4	4.0	3.9	103
King Or Queen?	Dancing Queen	ABBA	2003-11-30	4.0	4.2	4.2	119
All Gang Signs	Auld Lang Syne	Robert Burns	2003-11-30	3.6	3.6	3.7	908
Crusty And Bartman	Frosty the Snow Man	Traditional	2003-11-30	3.4	3.4	3.4	87
Squally Brawly Isthmus	Holly Jolly Christmas	Burl Ives	2003-11-30	3.7	3.7	3.7	71
Fav'rite Ice Creams	Favorite Things	Julie Andrews	2003-12-01	4.0	4.0	4.0	112
Put A Little Flame To That Fart	Put A Little Love In Your Heart	Jackie Deshannon	2003-12-01	3.9	4.0	4.0	88
Bang Goes The Gun	Carol Of Bells	Traditional	2003-12-01	3.7	3.7	3.7	108
Taco Bell Flock	Jingle Bell Rock	Chubby Checker & Bobby Rydell	2003-12-01	3.9	3.9	3.9	110
Guess Who Came To Dinner?	Ballad Of Jed Clampett	Lester Flatt And Earl Skruggs	2003-12-02	4.0	4.0	4.0	105
I'll Be Chining Myself A Lot This Christmas	It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas	Perry Como & The Fontaine Sisters	2003-12-02	3.0	3.0	3.0	73
Conscious Moments	Precious Moments	Three Degrees	2003-12-03	3.5	3.5	3.5	93
Gif	If (A picture paints a thousand words)	Bread	2003-12-03	4.4	4.2	4.2	372
Wimpy	Sweet Pea	Tommy Roe	2003-12-04	4.1	4.1	4.0	76
Balloon Rising	Bad Moon Rising	Creedence Clearwater Revival	2003-12-04	3.5	3.0	3.2	72
Techies, Nerds and Geeks	Gypsies Tramps And Thieves	Cher	2003-12-04	3.7	3.7	3.7	111
Here Comes My Inlaws	Here Comes Santa Claus	Gene Autry	2003-12-04	3.7	3.7	3.7	96
This Plastic Moment	This Magic Moment	Jay And The Americans	2003-12-05	3.7	3.7	3.7	82
The Most Blunderful Mime Drinking Beer	The Most Wonderful Time of The Year	Andy Williams	2003-12-06	3.0	3.0	3.0	71
All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teats	All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth	Spike Jones	2003-12-06	3.9	3.9	3.9	227
It's Rent A Wife For Me	A Pirate's Life For Me	Pirates Of The Carribean	2003-12-07	3.6	4.0	3.9	96
All You Want For Christmas	Christmas Album	Various Artists	2003-12-07	3.4	3.4	3.4	359
I Owe I Owe	Hi Ho Hi Ho (It's Off To Work We Go)	Disney	2003-12-07	4.0	4.0	4.0	650
Ants Make Me Spastic	Dance to the Music	Sly and The Family Stone	2003-12-08	4.2	4.3	4.3	76
No Peace In Baghdad	Feliz Navidad	Jose Feliciano	2003-12-09	4.0	4.3	4.1	70
Taunter Wonderland	Winter Wonderland	Bing Crosby	2003-12-09	3.7	3.7	3.7	72
You Know That It's Futile To Resist Us	Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas	Frank Sinatra	2003-12-10	4.7	4.5	4.6	94
It's A Small Turd After All	It's a Small World After All	Disney	2003-12-10	4.2	4.0	4.2	134
Psych Guy	My Guy	Mary Wells	2003-12-11	3.0	3.0	3.0	81
Saliva	Elvira	Oak Ridge Boys	2003-12-12	3.0	3.0	3.0	83
Ballad Of Saddam	Ballad Of Jed Clampett	Lester Flatt And Earl Skruggs	2003-12-14	3.0	3.0	3.0	106
Seamy, Feely	See Me, Feel Me		2003-12-14	3.0	3.0	3.0	89
He Went To Tikrit To Hide	She Got a Ticket to RIde	Beatles	2003-12-14	3.7	3.7	3.7	65
These Fine Blue Guys	Behind Blue Eyes	The Who	2003-12-14	3.0	3.0	3.0	79
Playing Tetris	Dance Of The Sugar Plum Fairies (The Nutcracker Suite)	Peter Tchaikovsky	2003-12-14	4.7	4.7	4.7	145
Spamming Spells	Jingle Bells	Traditional	2003-12-14	3.7	3.7	3.7	88
No Capish-a What I Mean	Marines Hymm	Traditional	2003-12-14	3.7	3.7	3.7	116
No 'L'	The First Noel	Traditional	2003-12-14	4.8	4.8	4.8	206
Spammin' My Display	Surfin' USA	Beach Boys	2003-12-16	3.0	3.0	3.0	67
Saddamy's Mommy	Sylvia's Mother	Dr. Hook	2003-12-16	3.0	3.0	3.0	103
Shah Hide!	Theme from Rawhide	Rowdy Gaines	2003-12-17	3.0	3.0	3.0	80
Lets Discuss Trees	Oh Christmas Tree	Traditional	2003-12-17	3.0	3.0	3.0	83
Bag Dad Underground	Bad Bad Leroy Brown	Jim Croce	2003-12-18	3.5	3.7	3.7	79
Tariq Azizi	Take It Easy	Eagles	2003-12-19	3.7	3.7	3.7	98
Amiright's Now Triple X-less	All My Ex's Live In Texas	George Strait	2003-12-20	3.6	3.3	3.3	77
Was Found Underground	Eastbound And Down (Smokey And The Bandit)	Jerry Reed	2003-12-21	4.0	4.0	4.2	144
Got Cologne For Christmas	I'll Be Home For Christmas	Bing Crosby	2003-12-21	3.0	3.0	3.0	75
The Day Bungholio Addressed The School Board	Me And Julio Down By The School Yard	Paul Simon	2003-12-22	4.0	4.0	4.0	90
I'm Smelling A Cow	I`m Telling You Now	Freddie & The Dreamers	2003-12-23	4.0	4.0	4.0	73
Just Pour Me Doubles	You've Got Your Troubles	Fortunes	2003-12-23	3.7	3.7	3.7	104
Got Lots Of Nothin' From Hans Blix	I'm Gettin' Nothin' For Christmas	S Tepper and R Bennett	2003-12-23	3.7	3.7	3.7	87
Mad Cow Disease	Please Mr. Please	Olivia Newton-John	2003-12-24	3.0	3.0	3.0	77
Daniel Rather	Come Together	Beatles	2003-12-25	4.0	3.8	3.8	85
Not Leaving On This Jet Plane	I'm Leaving On A Jet Plane	Peter, Paul and Mary	2003-12-26	3.0	3.0	3.0	84
Now Ends The Craze	Those Were The Days	Caroll O'Conner & Jean Stapleton	2003-12-26	4.0	4.0	4.0	86
All Shook Up	All Shook Up	Elvis Presley	2003-12-28	3.8	3.7	3.7	108
Something I Sat In	Nights In White Satin	Moody Blues	2003-12-28	4.5	4.6	4.6	74
Please Father Please	Please Mr. Please	Oliva Newton-John	2003-12-28	3.7	3.7	3.7	75
Anus	Venus	Shocking Blue	2003-12-28	3.4	3.4	3.4	78
Grammar's Been Done Over It's So Austere	Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer	Elmo & Patsy	2003-12-28	3.0	3.0	3.0	106
Hey Baby, (They're Sprayin' Saddam)	Hey Baby (They're Playin' Our Song)	The Buckinghams	2003-12-29	3.8	3.8	3.8	122
Do You Know What It's Like To Be Cloned?	New York Mining Disaster 1941	Bee-Gees	2003-12-29	3.0	3.0	3.0	92
SICKO	BINGO	Traditional	2003-12-29	3.7	3.7	3.7	128
It's A Real Hard Life When You Jones	New York Mining Disaster 1941	Bee-Gees	2003-12-30	3.0	3.0	3.0	94
Only Baloney	Only The Lonely	Roy Orbison	2003-12-30	4.1	3.9	4.0	81
Would You Be My Wife Mr. Jones?	New York Mining Disaster 1941	Bee-Gees	2003-12-31	3.8	3.4	3.4	97
December Seven	Stairway To Heaven	Led Zeppelin	2003-12-31	3.0	3.0	3.0	76
Shoppers At The Mall	Flowers On The Wall	Statler Brothers	2004-01-01	4.0	4.0	4.0	81
Wholesome Poison	Folsom Prison Blues	Johnny Cash	2004-01-02	3.0	3.0	3.0	67
Resolution	Revolution	Beatles	2004-01-02	3.0	3.0	3.0	81
Cow Thing	Wild Thing	The Troggs	2004-01-02	3.0	3.0	3.0	113
It's My Potty	It's My Party	Leslie Gore	2004-01-03	3.0	3.0	3.0	118
Crocodile Walk	Crocodile Rock	Elton John	2004-01-04	3.0	3.0	3.0	374
Wearin' My Depends	Why Can't We Be Friends	War	2004-01-04	3.0	3.0	3.0	92
P Diddy Daddy	Do Wah Diddy Diddy	The Exciters	2004-01-05	3.7	3.7	3.7	77
Can't Get Thin	Just Dropped In	The First Edition	2004-01-05	3.0	3.0	3.0	68
What's A Gigaflop?	My Boy Lollipop	Little Millie Small	2004-01-05	4.0	3.5	3.8	124
Putrid	Cupid	Sam Cooke	2004-01-06	4.0	4.0	4.0	70
Fifty Ways To Pay For Christmas	Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover	Paul Simon	2004-01-06	3.0	3.0	3.0	75
I'm Stoned Out On This Brew	I'm Stoned In Love With You	The Stylistics	2004-01-07	3.0	3.0	3.0	85
The Techs Of The AOL Helpdesk	The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald	Gordon Lightfoot	2004-01-08	4.6	4.6	4.6	69
Teenagers Make Love	Teenager In Love	Dion And The Belmonts	2004-01-09	4.0	4.0	4.0	197
Fairy, Sail With Rosie	Ferry 'Cross The Mersey	Gerry & The Pacemakers	2004-01-10	3.0	3.0	3.0	108
Breakin' Of The Wind	Blowin' In The WInd	Bob Dylan	2004-01-13	3.4	3.4	3.4	121
Who Cut The Cheese?	Who'll Stop The Rain?	Creedence Clearwater Revival	2004-01-16	4.7	4.6	4.6	145
Signs	Signs	Five Man Electrical Band	2004-01-18	4.0	4.0	4.0	145
Sodomy And Buggery	Ebony And Ivory	Stevie Wonder And Paul McCartney	2004-01-19	3.7	3.7	3.7	103
New Year's Predictions	My Favorite Things	Julie Andrews	2004-01-20	4.0	3.8	4.0	87
Hey, Hey, I'm A Monkey	Hey, Hey, We're The Monkees	The Monkees	2004-01-21	3.7	3.7	3.7	80
We'll Campaign Everywhere Man	I've Been Everywhere Man	Johnny Cash	2004-01-22	3.7	3.7	3.7	88
Fart Quakes Don't Become Her	Heartaches By The Number	Guy Mitchell	2004-01-23	3.7	3.7	3.7	83
Tutti Frutti, Beenie Weenies And Some Bowls Of Hot Linguine	Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka-dot Bikini	Brian Hyland	2004-01-23	4.0	4.0	4.0	210
I'm A Little Bit Insane	If I Only Had a Brain	Wizard Of Oz	2004-01-24	3.0	3.0	3.0	88
Kerry Man	Carrie Ann	The Hollies	2004-01-25	3.0	3.0	3.0	85
Fellow Get Off That Commode	Follow The Yellow Brick Road	Wizard Of Oz	2004-01-25	3.0	3.0	3.0	94
'Cause You Know I've Got The Nerve	If I Only Had The Nerve	Wizard Of Oz	2004-01-25	3.4	3.4	3.4	88
If You'd Voted For Gephardt	If I Only Had a Heart	Wizard Of Oz	2004-01-25	3.0	3.0	3.0	72
Joseph The Lieber-man	Popeye The Sailor Man	TV Theme Song	2004-01-25	3.7	3.7	3.7	97
Ranting Dean	Dancing Queen	Abba	2004-01-26	3.8	4.0	4.0	103
Nasal Brays	Evil Ways	Santana	2004-01-26	3.7	3.7	3.7	69
Stupid Cliches	Favorite Things	Julie Andrews	2004-01-27	3.2	3.2	3.2	325
New Hampshire Primary Marching Cadence	Military Cadence (Sound Off!)	Traditional	2004-01-27	3.9	3.9	4.1	1646
Go Grab A Hunch	The Brady Bunch	Theme Song	2004-01-28	4.4	4.4	4.4	101
Crap Out My Rear	Tracks Of My Tears	Smokey Robinson & The Miracles	2004-01-28	4.2	3.4	3.4	83
Bustin' Some Wind	Dust In The Wind	Kansas	2004-01-29	3.4	3.4	3.4	97
Gortons The Feesherman	Popeye The Sailor Man	TV Theme Song	2004-01-30	4.4	4.4	4.4	140
Pseudoantidisestablishmentarianism	Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious	Julie Andrews (Mary Poppins Soundtrack)	2004-01-31	4.2	4.2	4.4	163
Homo-ed Again Tragically	Alone Again, Naturally	Gilbert O'Sullivan	2004-01-31	4.0	4.0	4.0	92
My Old Ford Fairlane	Good Morning Starshine	Oliver	2004-02-01	3.3	3.3	3.3	103
Jungle In The Bung Hole	Bungle In The Jungle	Jethro Tull	2004-02-01	4.0	4.0	4.0	83
Jackson Anomaly	The Addams Family	TV Show Theme Song	2004-02-02	3.0	3.0	3.0	93
Just Look Under The Turd And You'll See	What A Wonderful World It Would Be	Sam Cooke	2004-02-02	3.0	3.0	3.0	77
Fart Ignited	Reunited	Peaches And Herb	2004-02-03	3.7	3.7	3.7	102
Desk Phones	Dry Bones	Traditional	2004-02-03	3.4	3.4	3.4	82
The Horse That Shot Flame	A Horse With No Name	America	2004-02-04	4.3	4.3	4.3	77
A Wide Receiver	I'm A Believer	The Monkees	2004-02-09	4.0	4.0	4.0	85
Another Port Blocked	Under The Boardwalk	The Drifters	2004-02-09	3.0	3.0	3.0	85
Clocked On A One Way Street	Love on a Two Way Street	The Moments	2004-02-09	3.2	3.4	3.2	72
So Indicted	Peaches and Herb	Reunited	2004-02-09	3.7	3.7	3.7	71
Portly Girl	Georgy Girl	The Seekers	2004-02-10	3.0	3.0	3.0	90
Belt 'Em Down	Delta Dawn	Helen Reddy	2004-02-11	3.4	3.4	3.4	79
Fleas Have Seized Me	Release Me	Englebert Humperdinck	2004-02-12	4.0	4.0	4.0	89
Mr. Bill Blues	Wedding Bell Blues	The Fifth Dimension	2004-02-13	3.0	3.0	3.0	69
Low Rent Scum	Different Drum	The Stone Poneys	2004-02-14	4.0	3.2	3.5	72
No Rhyme Or Reason	Time Of The Season	The Zombies	2004-02-15	3.7	3.7	3.7	79
She Burst Her Bustier	Ta-Ra-Ra-Boom-De-Ay	Traditional	2004-02-15	3.0	3.0	3.0	101
She's One Special Hewmon You See	She's Always A Woman To Me	Billy Joel	2004-02-17	4.7	4.7	4.7	112
Transing Queen	Dancing Queen	Abba	2004-02-18	4.0	3.7	3.7	90
Some's (An Indefinate Number)	One (Is The Lonliest Number)	Three Dog Night	2004-02-18	3.7	3.7	3.7	80
The Way You Eat The Things You Do	The Way You Do The Things You Do	The Temptations	2004-02-19	3.7	3.7	3.7	73
They Will Scratch You	We Will Rock You	Queen	2004-02-20	3.0	3.0	3.0	90
Let's Send John K. To The Moon	Everyone's Gone to The Moon	Jonathan King	2004-02-22	4.0	4.0	4.0	97
Where's My Weiner?	Have You Seen Her?	The Chi-Lites	2004-02-22	3.0	3.0	3.0	107
Fifty Weight Units Of Measure	Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover	Paul Simon	2004-02-23	3.0	3.0	3.0	81
Killing Him Softly WIth His Saw	Killing Me Softly With His Song	Roberta Flack	2004-02-23	3.8	4.0	3.8	122
Tom After Tom	Time After Time	Cyndi Lauper	2004-02-24	3.0	3.0	3.0	93
Elvis	Venus	Shocking Blue	2004-02-25	4.0	4.0	4.0	81
Hypo-Spray	Yesterday	The Beatles	2004-02-26	3.7	3.7	3.7	77
The Quick Brown Fox He Jumped Over The Lazy Dog's Back Side	Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious	Julie Andrews (Mary Poppins Sound Track)	2004-02-27	4.4	4.4	4.4	158
Pass Water	Black Water	Doobie Brothers	2004-02-29	4.0	4.0	4.0	71
Effervescent Bundy	Pleasant Valley Sunday	The Monkees	2004-03-01	3.0	3.0	3.0	82
Leave It Be	Let It Be	The Beatles	2004-03-02	4.6	4.7	4.7	134
Rubik's Cube Craze	Ruby Tuesday	The Rolling Stones	2004-03-03	4.0	3.9	3.9	418
They're All Bare	She's Not There	The Zombies	2004-03-04	3.0	3.0	3.0	81
Oscar Night Weiners	My Baloney Has A First Name/Oscar Mayer Weiner Song	TV Commercial Jingle	2004-03-05	3.6	3.6	3.5	537
Blood Sweeat And Tears	God Bless the Child	Don't Mess The Dog	2004-03-07	3.4	3.4	3.4	69
It's Not Reusable	It's Not Unusual	Tom Jones	2004-03-07	4.0	3.8	4.0	94
Spamming's Verboten	Morning Has Broken	Cat Stevens	2004-03-07	4.1	4.1	4.1	72
One (Of His Legs Is Dismembered)	One (Is The Loneliest Number)	Three Dog Night	2004-03-07	4.4	4.4	4.4	107
Smokin' Jones	Kodachrome	Paul Simon	2004-03-08	3.0	3.0	3.0	57
Tool Jerk	Cool Jerk	The Capitols	2004-03-09	3.7	3.7	3.7	83
If I Can't Have Stew	If I Can't Have You	Yvonne Elliman	2004-03-09	3.3	3.3	3.3	82
Covered With Turd / Humus	Colour My World / Venus	Blood Sweat And Tears / Shocking Blue	2004-03-10	3.0	3.0	3.0	85
Grab A Cadaver	Abracadabra	The Steve Miller Band	2004-03-11	4.4	4.4	4.4	100
Scwey Wabbit	White Rabbit	Jefferson Airplane	2004-03-12	4.0	4.2	4.2	103
Barbara Bush's Son	Mrs. Robinson	Simon and Garfunkel	2004-03-14	3.3	3.3	3.3	88
You Showed Me One	Ain't We Got Fun	Doris Day	2004-03-16	3.7	3.7	3.7	104
Mr Webcam	Mr Sandman	The Chordettes	2004-03-17	3.9	3.9	3.9	84
Treat Your Scalp Only WIth Selsun Blue	I Can't Help Falling In Love With You	Elvis Presley	2004-03-18	3.0	3.0	3.0	84
MR SAN Man	Mr Sandman	The Chordettes	2004-03-19	3.7	3.7	3.7	102
Reflections	Reflections	Diana Ross and The Supremes	2004-03-21	3.7	3.7	3.7	133
Blondies Not Dyed	The Ballad of Bonnie and Clyde	Georgie Fame	2004-03-22	3.4	3.4	3.4	96
Bit On The Wide Side	Walk on the Wild Side	Lou Reed	2004-03-23	3.5	3.5	3.5	124
Heavin' Off A Jet Plane	Leaving On A Jet Plane	Peter, Paul and Mary	2004-03-24	3.7	3.7	3.7	83
Shy Guy John	Big Bad John	Jimmy Dean	2004-03-25	3.7	3.7	3.7	74
The Lady's Head	Lady In Red	Chris De Burgh	2004-03-26	3.7	3.7	3.7	104
Hair Grow (Ask My Daughter She Knows)	Love Grows (Where My Rosemary Goes)	Edison Lighthouse	2004-03-28	3.7	3.7	3.7	90
I Can't Take Any More	Lookin' Out My Back Door	Creedence Clearwater Revival	2004-03-30	3.0	3.0	3.0	75
Heinz Fifty Seven	Stairway To Heaven	Led Zeppelin	2004-04-01	3.7	3.7	3.7	98
Taco Bell Stand	Travelin' Band	Creedence Clearwater Revival	2004-04-01	3.0	3.0	3.0	76
Giant Blue Flash	Jumpin' Jack Flash	The Rolling Stones	2004-04-02	3.7	3.7	3.7	68
Stroke My Putter	Bread and Butter	The Newbeats	2004-04-05	3.0	3.0	3.0	84
Software Man	Nowhere Man	The Beatles	2004-04-06	3.0	3.0	3.0	70
Binary Date Day	Eleanor Rigby	The Beatles	2004-04-07	3.3	3.3	3.3	82
Wide Guy	My Guy	Mary Wells	2004-04-09	3.0	3.0	3.0	77
Penis 'n' Uranus	Venus - Aquarius (Let the Sun Shine In)	Shocking Blue - The Fifth Dimension	2004-04-10	3.7	3.7	3.7	99
My DNA	Y M C A	Village People	2004-04-13	4.2	4.2	4.2	123
My DNA	YMCA	Village People	2004-04-14	4.3	4.3	4.3	143
In Uranus	In The Navy	Village People	2004-04-15	3.0	3.0	3.0	99
That Saddam Family (One Year Later)	The Addams Family	TV Show Theme Song	2004-04-22	3.7	3.7	3.7	162
L-T Kerry Purple Heart Grab Man	SGT Pepper's Lonely Heart's Club Band	The Beatles	2004-04-23	4.0	4.0	4.0	232
Delicious Pies	Suspicious Minds	Elvis Presley	2004-04-23	3.0	3.0	3.0	88
Salivate	Celebrate	Three Dog Night	2004-04-29	3.0	3.0	3.0	67
Beans And Cabbage	Love And Marriage	Frank Sinatra (Theme from Married With Children)	2004-05-20	3.9	3.9	3.9	86
Make It So, Make It So, Make It So	Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow	Dean Martin	2004-05-21	3.0	3.0	3.0	87
Guy DiRito-ville	Margaritaville	Jimmy Buffett	2004-07-31	4.7	4.7	4.7	84
The Phone Again (Kryminny)	Alone Again (Naturally)	Gilbert O'Sullivan	2004-08-01	4.8	4.8	4.8	262
Little Boyz In The Hood	Lil' Red Riding Hood	Sam the Sham and The Pharaohs	2004-08-02	4.7	4.6	4.7	120
The Bubble-Butt Song	The Coconut Song	Harry Nilsson	2004-08-03	4.2	4.2	4.2	851
Love John Kerry	Love And Marriage	Frank Sinatra	2004-08-04	4.5	4.1	4.2	63
Most Are Dumb And They Get Outsmarted	What Becomes Of The Brokenhearted	Jimmy Ruffin	2004-08-05	4.7	4.7	4.7	76
Lean On Me	Lean On Me	Bill Withers	2004-08-06	4.7	4.7	4.7	125
Can't Have No Fun With Gay Guy-os	Jambalaya (On The Bayou)	Hank WIlliams	2004-08-07	4.2	4.2	4.2	93
Soup Of Cauliflower Gives You Real Bad Halitosis!	Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!	Julie Andrews	2004-08-08	4.6	4.5	4.5	93
Dumb	One	Three Dog Night	2004-08-09	4.6	4.6	4.6	54
Checkin' Out That Back Door	Lookin' Out My Back Door	Creedence Clearwater Revival	2004-08-10	4.5	4.4	4.4	77
Dead Zone	Theme From The Flinstones	Hannah-Barberra	2004-08-11	4.4	4.3	4.3	108
Another Dog Woked	Under The Board Walk	The Drifters	2004-08-11	4.4	4.5	4.4	90
Why Windows?	Kokomo	Beach Boys	2004-08-12	4.4	4.5	4.4	79
Drag Queen With Fever	Day Dream Believer	The Monkees	2004-08-14	4.3	4.2	4.3	106
Jimmy McGreevy	Lady Madonna	The Beatles	2004-08-14	4.5	4.5	4.6	80
'Bout My Bladder & Me	It Don't Matter To Me	Bread	2004-08-14	4.0	4.0	4.0	107
Enzyte, Just Might	Moonlight Feels Right	Starbuck	2004-08-15	4.2	4.2	4.2	377
El Sadr	Black Water	The Doobie Brothers	2004-08-16	4.6	4.6	4.6	63
'Hancin Up With Enzyte	Dancing In The Moon Light	King Harvest	2004-08-17	4.3	4.1	4.1	118
Funk Lady	Dark Lady	Cher	2004-08-18	4.2	4.2	4.2	95
Fat Fat Go Slim Down	Bad Bad Leroy Brown	Jim Croce	2004-08-19	4.8	4.8	4.8	148
Muqtada al-Sadr	Eleanor Rigby	The Beatles	2004-08-20	4.6	4.6	4.6	74
Suck Up For That Promotion	I Second That Emotion	Smokey Robinson and The Miracles	2004-08-20	4.6	4.5	4.5	74
Mari-ja-wanna	Lady Madonna	The Beatles	2004-08-20	4.5	4.5	4.5	82
I Want A Snatch, I Grew Some Too-toos	Chatanooga Choo Choo	Glenn Miller	2004-08-21	4.7	4.7	4.7	76
Penis	Venus	Frankie Avalon	2004-08-21	4.5	4.5	4.5	142
Green Liver	Green River	Creedence Clearwater Revival	2004-08-22	4.6	4.6	4.6	70
Gonna Do Nurse Chappel	Chapel Of Love	The Dixie Cups	2004-08-23	4.6	4.6	4.6	107
Whoopie Ding Dong	Silly Love Songs	Paul McCartney And Wings	2004-08-24	4.6	4.5	4.6	78
They Write Potty	It's My Party	Lesley Gore	2004-08-25	4.3	4.1	4.1	69
Woo Hoo What A Booga	Chatanooga Choo Choo	Glenn Miller	2004-08-26	4.5	4.5	4.5	93
Cats On The Label	Cats In The Cradle	Harry Chapin	2004-08-27	4.5	4.5	4.5	84
These Lies	These Eyes	The Guess Who	2004-08-29	4.4	4.4	4.4	82
None	One	Three Dog Night	2004-08-30	4.6	4.6	4.6	67
Un	One	Three Dog Night	2004-08-31	4.6	4.5	4.6	56
Hey There's Georgie's Girls	Georgy Girl	The Seekers	2004-09-01	4.8	4.7	4.8	609
Sum	One	Three Dog Night	2004-09-01	4.7	4.7	4.7	63
Soon	One	Three Dog Night	2004-09-02	4.6	4.6	4.6	65
Bin Man	Tin Man	America	2004-09-02	4.2	4.2	4.2	73
Down On The For'ner	Down On the Corner	Creedence Clearwater Revival	2004-09-03	4.3	4.3	4.3	67
Some	One	Three Dog Night	2004-09-03	4.6	4.5	4.6	65
Karaoke	Arizona	Mark Lindsay	2004-09-04	4.6	4.6	4.6	89
When	One	Three Dog Night	2004-09-04	4.6	4.6	4.6	59
Done!	One	Three Dog Night	2004-09-05	4.3	4.3	4.3	65
Semen Stained Her Pants	Secret Agent Man	Johnny Rivers	2004-09-05	4.5	4.6	4.6	74
My Number One Project	One	Three Dog Night	2004-09-06	4.5	4.5	4.5	65
There's Wiskets And Baskets	A Tisket, A Tasket	Traditional	2004-09-06	4.6	4.6	4.6	69
On Old Boot Hill	Mockin' Bird Hill	Patti Page	2004-09-06	4.5	4.5	4.5	330
My Number 'One' Project (None-Un-Sum	The Sound Of Music (Do-Re-Mi)	Julie Andrews	2004-09-07	4.6	4.7	4.7	87
Drag Your Behind	Draggin' The Line	Tommy James	2004-09-08	4.4	4.4	4.4	102
Booger Picker Finger	My Baloney Has A First Name/Oscar Mayer Weiner Son	TV Commercial Jingle	2004-09-10	4.2	4.0	4.2	657
Religious Guys	Suspicious Minds	Elvis Presley	2004-09-11	4.5	4.6	4.5	81
The John Kerry Switch	The Mickey Mouse March	The Mickey Mouse Club	2004-09-14	4.2	4.2	4.2	101
I've Been Waitin' On A Download	I've Been Workin' On The Railroad	Traditional	2004-09-15	4.8	4.7	4.7	82
Underwear	Kodachrome	Paul Simon	2004-09-17	4.7	4.5	4.5	73
Choc'late Man	Rocket Man	Elton John	2004-09-18	4.5	4.2	4.2	84
Sat All Day At Eat 'n Park	Saturday In The Park	Chicago	2004-09-23	4.3	4.3	4.3	83
Dan's Rather Slippery	She'd Rather Be With Me	The Turtles	2004-09-23	4.2	4.0	4.0	62
I Hurled Up On Some Grape Wine	I Heard It Through The Grapevine	Gladys Knight and The Pips	2004-10-15	4.4	4.4	4.4	90
Bush Or Kerry	Love And Marriage	Frank Sinatra	2004-10-19	4.3	4.2	4.2	75
It's Their Party	It's My Party	Lesley Gore	2004-10-20	4.7	4.2	4.5	67
Ralphing Naked Through The Night	Help Me Make It Through The Night	Kris Kristofferson	2004-10-21	4.7	4.7	4.7	76