Song Parodies ->Authors -> Guy DiRito
I got into writing parodies on Amiright quite by accident. I was writing parodies for a local radio station that dealt with Christian political themes that the local talk show host would feature on his shows. I tripped on Amiright searching for the original song (OS) lyrics for a parody I was writing for the station. Writing for the station was hit and miss and because they were low budget it was hard to get things rolling in a timely manner with limited funding and resources.
I've been writing on Amiright since late June of 2003. I published no parodies between Jun 2005 and September 2007. Most of this time was spent writing a website with my wife Christine. The website took about a year and a half to research and write. It exists in its present form at this link: http://healingourheartsandsouls.com/
I've been active again on Amiright now since late September 2007. I am a member of Amiright's Big 7. This membership is reserved for authors who have successfully written what are considered the seven hardest songs to parody.
I grew up in a small company owned coal mining town in Southwest Pennsylvania about 25 miles west of the Appalachains and 35 miles South of Pittsburgh. The only lottery I ever won was the second draft lottery during the Vietnam era. I successfully dodged the draft by joining the United States Air Force where I remained for the next 21 and 1/4 years.
Some of my USAF travels took me to Asia, Europe, Alaska, Hawaii and all of the other 48 states except for about seven of them. I have lived in South Texas since the mid 1980s.
I am an IT professional and have worked the IT field since 1969 and have experience in virtually all of the IT disciplines through the many positions I've held in both the USAF and my current civilian career. I write a lot of geek parodies and consider myself a true geek. As I have been known to say when I smell BS about something in the IT disciplines, "I was not geeked yesterday".
Through my Italian heritage I like to write mob type parodies and have a growing portfolio of these. I grew up in one of the many neighborhoods in Americana hat are known as "Little Italy". Lots of the mob nicknames I use are based on real people that I knew growing up with these names. These names are usually given becasue of something the person did or something about them that makes them different, such as Joey "two times" because he says everything twice, like "How ya dewin', how ya dewin'". Or Tony "Chicken" Testa. The guy looks like a chicken and his last name Testa in English means 'head".
I have a phantom commenter known as Don Carmine (2-LOUD) Boccotesta who weighs in from time to time in the comments sections especially on mob parodies done by me and others. He's called 2-LOUD for obvious reasons. He's the type of character who doesn't need a phone, if you catch the drift.
Mr. Alvin Rhodes another Amiright author has sparked my interest in writing Psycho parodies based on the Norman Bates character in Alfred Hitchcock's movie Psycho and the three subsequent sequels. The idea for the Psycho parodies are the brainchild of Alvin Rhodes. He does not mind that I use his idea and I always try to give him credit when I write one. He actually applauds my horrody writes. We call these writing "horrodies". Most explore the Phenomenon of a sort of multiple personality disorder which the Hitchcock character displayed. Seems to be no end to the possibilities of writing about such a character.
I do some political stuff but most of these are pre 2007. I think I've done two or three since I resumed my writings in 2007. I also have a vast variety of other themes and ideas.
DISCLAIMER - All parodies written by me and are listed on the web page: http://www.amiright.com/parody/authors/guydirito.shtml are the intellectual property of Guy R DiRito and carry all the privilege that any copyrighted material enjoys. Any use without authorization is an infringement of US copyright laws and may not be used without my permission.
Song Parodies -> Lyrics
P stands for Pacing, F stands for How Funny, and O is for Overall Score.
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| Parody Title | Original Title | Performer | Submitted | P | F | O | H |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ballad of Baghdad Bob | Big, Bad John | Jimmy Dean | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 184 | |
| El Gaso | El Paso | Marty Robbins | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 154 | |
| House of the Coward's Run | House of the Rising Sun | Frijid Pink | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 156 | |
| Modem Hays | Purple Haze | Jimi Hendrix | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 122 | |
| He's gone to Tikrit to hide | She Got a Ticket to RIde | Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 141 | |
| Dems on the Run | Band On The Run | Paul McCartney and Wings | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 116 | |
| I Got A Bum Rapsody | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | 4.0 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 180 | |
| Ghoul In His Cell | Fool on the Hill | The Beatles | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 116 | |
| Set Back | Get Back | Paul McCartney and Wings | 4.2 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 119 | |
| Ballad Of Saddam | Ballad of Palladin | Theme Song | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 177 | |
| Beverly Hillybilly Gates | Ballad of Jed Clampett | Earl Skruggs | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 180 | |
| A House With Much Blame | A Horse With No Name | America | 4.0 | 3.9 | 4.0 | 172 | |
| No Way-O (The Ugly Old Goat Song) | Day-O (The Banana Boat Song) | Harry Belafonte | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 142 | |
| Blackbirds to Boo Birds (WT) | Blackbird | Paul McCartney | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 124 | |
| Chromosomes | Kodachrome | Paul Simon | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 171 | |
| Chromosome | Kodachrome | Paul Simon | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 133 | |
| Crown Faerie | Proud Mary | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 116 | |
| Parity Error | Paperback Writer | Lennon & McCartney | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 130 | |
| In-a-minda-Guy-DiRito | In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida | Iron Butterfly | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 122 | |
| Rudolph the Dread Mad Bomber | Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer | Gene Autry | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 106 | |
| Red Hot Mainframe | Hot Rod Lincoln | Commander Cody and His Lost Planet Airmen | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 117 | |
| Plenty Wives To Fix The Bore | 25 or 6 to 4 | Chicago | 3.6 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 199 | |
| It's your Dime | Only Time | Enya | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.8 | 191 | |
| Martha Stewart Living, What a Pity | Living for the City | Stevie Wonder | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 113 | |
| A Shady Bunch | Brady Bunch | Theme Song | 4.3 | 4.0 | 4.2 | 241 | |
| Deflect | Respect | Aretha Franklin | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 123 | |
| We'll Kill Ya | Cecilia | Simon and Garfunkel | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 99 | |
| Hillary the Great | Henry the Eighth | Herman's Hermits | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 161 | |
| Down by the Fuelyard | Down by the Schoolyard | Paul Simon | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 106 | |
| I Paid the Tariff | I Shot the Sheriff | Eric Clapton | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 112 | |
| Just Startin' to Sting | Sultans of Swing | Dire Straits | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 105 | |
| Conceal Ya | Cecilia | Simon and Garfunkel | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 114 | |
| TV Commercial Jingle | Green Acres | TV Theme | 3.9 | 4.3 | 4.0 | 695 | |
| Hackety Hack | Yakety Yak | The Coasters | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 147 | |
| Char 'em Brown | Charlie Brown | The Coasters | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 136 | |
| Sprint Phones | Flintstones | TV Theme Song | 3.7 | 3.3 | 3.7 | 160 | |
| Democratic Party Blues | Folsom Prison Blues | Johnny Cash | 3.1 | 3.1 | 3.1 | 134 | |
| Hey You Clown You've Got A Broken System | Mrs. Brown You've Got A Lovely Daughter | Herman's Hermits | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 108 | |
| In the Army | In the Navy | Village People | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 159 | |
| If You See Kay | YMCA | Village People | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 178 | |
| Doublemint Dot Calm | Doublemint Jingle | TV Theme Commercial | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 512 | |
| Green on Me | Lean on Me | Bill Withers | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 117 | |
| Insider | Low Rider | War | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 146 | |
| Hacker Smacker Cracker Ball | Cracker Jack Jingle and Take Me out To the Ball Game | TV Commercial/Traditional | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 581 | |
| Drop by the Trailer Van | Popeye The Sailor Man | TV Theme Song | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 143 | |
| Lane Side | Rawhide | TV Theme Song | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 134 | |
| Somebody Gong Those Silly Thong Songs | Somebody Done somebody Wrong Song | BJ Thomas | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 111 | |
| Routine Funds | Sixteen Tons | Tennessee Ernie Ford | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 100 | |
| Roe, Roe, Roe V Wade | Row, Row, Row Your Boat | Traditional | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 142 | |
| Porn for the Wild | Born To Be Wild | Steppenwolf | 3.2 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 128 | |
| Workin' in old EDLIN | Workin' in a Coal Mine | Lee Dorsey | 4.0 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 134 | |
| Showdown in New Orleans | Battle of New Orleans | Jimmy Driftwood | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 170 | |
| Bummertime Blues | Summertime Blues | Grateful Dead | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 114 | |
| Gunny | Sunny | Bobby Hebb | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 115 | |
| Army Hot Dogs | Armour Hot Dogs | Commercial Jingle | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 586 | |
| Happy to Gather | Happy Together | The Turtles | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 120 | |
| Brainy Day Phone Jerks | Rainy Day Woman #12 & 35 (Everybody Must Get Stoned) | Bob Dylan | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 166 | |
| I'm lyin' low tonight | The Lion Sleeps Tonight | The Tokens | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 129 | |
| Cisco Tech | Cisco Kid | War | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 159 | |
| Puke and Hurl | Duke of Earl | Gene Chandler | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 137 | |
| Formula 409 | Love Potion Number 9 | The Clovers | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 269 | |
| The Crapper | The Rapper | The Jaggerz | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 124 | |
| Who Needs You? | I Need You | America | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 111 | |
| Quality Stations | Indian Reservation | Paul Revere and The Raiders | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 125 | |
| The Hacker | The Rapper | The Jaggerz | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 104 | |
| Weird Borough Affair | Scarborough Fair | Simon and Garfunkel | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 104 | |
| It's My Chevy | He Ain't Heavy | The Hollies | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 114 | |
| Need for Reduction | Eve of Destruction | Barry McGuire | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 118 | |
| Baghdad Bob is Back in Town | The Boys Are Back in Town | Thin Lizzy | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 111 | |
| Gray Davis Wise | Bette Davis Eyes | Kim Carnes | 4.0 | 4.0 | 3.8 | 109 | |
| Whiff It | Whip It | Devo | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 162 | |
| Ninety-Six Beers | Ninety-Six Tears | Questionmark & The Mysterians | 4.0 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 135 | |
| The Clowns of Science | The Sounds Of Silence | Simon and Garfunkel | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 120 | |
| Antacid Tablets | Anticipation | Carley Simon | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 160 | |
| Fat Boys | Bad boys | Inner Circle | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 176 | |
| Chuck It | Whip It | Devo | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 144 | |
| Flick It | Whip it | Devo | 4.0 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 150 | |
| Stop It! | Whip It | Devo | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 160 | |
| Poison TV | Poison Ivy | The Coasters | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 228 | |
| Wind Has Been Broken | Morning Has Broken | Cat Stevens | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 123 | |
| He Can See Queerly Now | I Can See Clearly Now | Johnny Nash | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 136 | |
| Brand X (Make Your Spine Curl) | Brandy (You're A Fine Girl) | Looking Glass | 3.2 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 121 | |
| White Guys Ain't Rappin' | Nights in White Satin | Moody Blues | 3.8 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 127 | |
| Potions and Brew | Precious and Few | Climax | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 165 | |
| Fat All Day Here in the Park | Saturday in the Park | Chicago | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 122 | |
| Is That My Cell Phone Now? | I Think We're Alone Now | Tommy James and the Shondells | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 104 | |
| Let's Don't Have No Clones Now | I Think Were Alone Now | Tommy James & The Shondells | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 105 | |
| Email Me | Brand New Key | Melanie | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 130 | |
| Burning Stove | Burning Love | Elvis Presley | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 126 | |
| Fix My Gateway | My Way (Or The Highway) | Limp Bizkit | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 108 | |
| Bite My Tire | Light My Fire | The Doors | 3.9 | 3.3 | 3.6 | 144 | |
| Everybody Skips Some School | Everybody Plays the Fool | Main Ingredient | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 120 | |
| Tantrum | Anthem | Good Charlotte | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.4 | 137 | |
| Garnish | Cherish | David Cassidy | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 120 | |
| I Am Morman | I Am Woman | Helen Reddy | 3.8 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 131 | |
| Bummer Freeze | Summer Breeze | Seals and Croft | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 105 | |
| Gun Down The Klan | Stand By Your Man | Tammi Wynette | 4.0 | 3.5 | 4.0 | 130 | |
| They're All Deranged In Southern California | It Never Rains In Southern California | Albert Hammond | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 105 | |
| Pissin' On The Music | Listen To The Music | The Doobie Brothers | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 98 | |
| Kerry Man | Carrie Anne | The Hollies | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 98 | |
| Against The Law Wine Man | Wichita Lineman | Glen Campbell | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 112 | |
| Ninety and Nine | Draggin' The Line | Tommy James and the Shondells | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 103 | |
| Cartoons | Blue Moon | The Marcels | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 172 | |
| I Don't Care To Diet | And When I Die | Blood, Sweat And Tears | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 106 | |
| Good Corn Gin Moonshine | Good Morning Starshine | Oliver | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 151 | |
| Mosquito Bite | The Israelites | Desmond Dekker and The Aces | 3.8 | 3.4 | 3.8 | 131 | |
| Garden Parkway | Garden Party | Rick Nelson | 3.8 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 133 | |
| Prison Enclosure | Crimson and Clover | Tommy James and The Shondells | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 108 | |
| Some Mean Tangerine | Green Tambourine | The Lemon Pipers | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 114 | |
| No Better | The Letter | The Box Tops | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 110 | |
| Fairies Cast In Jersey | Ferry 'Cross The Mersey | Gerry and The Pacemakers | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 152 | |
| Lame! | Fame | Irene Cara | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 120 | |
| Baw-baw Wa-wa | Barbara Ann | Beach Boys | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 177 | |
| Kinda In Drag | Kind Of A Drag | The Buckinghams | 3.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 126 | |
| 'Sixteen' Scandal | Sixteen Candles | Roy Orbison | 4.6 | 4.4 | 4.6 | 133 | |
| Lady Watchtower | Lady Willpower | Gary Puckett and The Union Gap | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 118 | |
| Mosquitoville | Margaritaville | Jimmy Buffet | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 134 | |
| Do You Know They Killed Qusai Today? | Do You Know the Way to San Jose | Dionne Warwick | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 189 | |
| Odai Meets Demise | Judy in Disguise (with Glasses) | John Fred and His Playboy Band | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 121 | |
| I Ain't Black | Paint It Black | The Rolling Stones | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.7 | 131 | |
| Slipped On Greasy Fries. | Smoke Gets in Your Eyes | The Platters | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 109 | |
| Dead In The Gutter | Bread And Butter | The Newbeats | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 121 | |
| Qusai And Oudai Of Late | Henry The Eighth | Herman's Hermits | 4.2 | 3.8 | 4.2 | 264 | |
| Screen Saver | Green River | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 94 | |
| You're So Slain | You're So Vain | Carly Simon | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 97 | |
| Binny and Hussein | Pinky And The Brain Theme | Warner Brothers | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 124 | |
| Fairway On Seven | Stairway To Heaven | Led Zeppelin | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 123 | |
| Don't Slurp Your Grub | To Sir With Love | Lulu | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 166 | |
| Ruptured Spleen | Dancing Queen | Abba | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 197 | |
| Net | Jet | Paul McCartney & Wings | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 125 | |
| Gun Fight With The Two Aces | Midnight At the Oasis | Maria Muldaur | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 129 | |
| Tastin' Is My Business | Taking Care of Business | Bachman-Turner Overdrive | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 126 | |
| The Screen Ain't Done Nothin' Yet | You Ain't Seen Nothin' Yet | Bachman Turner Overdrive | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 109 | |
| Hittin' 'Em With Shock And Dismay | Sittin' On The Dock Of The Bay | Otis Redding | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 124 | |
| Billy You're Such A Zero | Billy Don't Be A Hero | Bo Donaldson & The Heywoods | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 133 | |
| Gunned Down | Sundown | Gordon Lightfoot | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 112 | |
| Another Deep Pot Hole | Time in a Bottle | Jim Croce | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 110 | |
| Will We Get Food Again? | Won't Get Fooled Again | The Who | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 132 | |
| Chicken Run Part Deux | Scooby Doo | TV Theme Song | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 164 | |
| I Need Change | People Are Strange | The Doors | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 125 | |
| Can't Afford The Treatment | California Dreamin' | The Mamas and The Papas | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 129 | |
| Come On Scotty | It's My Party | Leslie Gore | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 139 | |
| Just Commercialization | Just My Imagination | The Temptations | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 99 | |
| Booby Newsday | Ruby Tuesday | The Rolling Stones | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 128 | |
| A Salad At The Green Buffet | The Ballad of The Green Berets | SSGT Barry Sadler | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 156 | |
| Need To Take Malox | Loves Me Like A Rock | Paul Simon | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 113 | |
| Phonograph | Photograph | Ringo Starr | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 111 | |
| Tombstone | Flintstones | TV Theme Song | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 148 | |
| Malcolm's Such A Kidder | Malcolm in the Middle Tv Show Theme | They Might Be Giants | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 124 | |
| That Saddam Family | The Addams Family | TV Show Theme Song | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 204 | |
| Spam Sham Boogers | Band Stand Boogie/American Bandstand Tv Show Theme Song | Charlie Albertine, Less Elgart, Bob Horn and Bruce Sussman | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 155 | |
| Bar Room In A Fight | Bad Moon Rising | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 3.9 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 122 | |
| Doin' 5 to 9 | Workin' 9 to 5 | Dolly Parton | 3.6 | 3.9 | 3.8 | 158 | |
| Pine Float | The Love Boat Tv Show Theme Song | Paul Williams and Charles Fox | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 145 | |
| Too Many Gays | Those Were The Days | Caroll O'Connor & Jean Stapleton TV Sitcom Theme | 3.8 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 141 | |
| Bishop Robinson | Mrs Robinson | Simon & Garfunkel | 3.9 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 116 | |
| Gaffe Goof | F Troop TV Show Theme Song | Irving Taylor and William Lava | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 156 | |
| Some Odd Couple | The Odd Couple TV Show Theme Song | Sammy Cahn and Neal Hefti | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 198 | |
| Dealin' With The Queers | Reelin' in the Years | Steely Dan | 3.9 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 119 | |
| Hezbollah | Shambala | Three Dog Night | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 596 | |
| Windows Has Broken | Morning Has Broken | Cat Stevens | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 116 | |
| Fetch Us A Brew | Precious And Few | Climax | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 161 | |
| Fix My Honda | Help Me Rhonda | The Beach Boys | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 143 | |
| Stinkin' Commode | King Of The Road | Roger Miller | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 125 | |
| Let's Light Dynamite | Let's Go Fly a Kite | Julie Andrews (Mary Poppins Soundtrack) | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 198 | |
| It Took The Path Assumed As Windows | She Came in Through the Bathroom Window | The Beatles | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 101 | |
| Snot Run | Shotgun | Jr. Walker and The All Stars | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 107 | |
| Spinnin' Deal | Spinning Wheel | Blood, Sweat and Tears | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 117 | |
| Super California Lists Some Runners With Neurosis | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Julie Andrews (Mary Poppins Soundtrack) | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 133 | |
| Spam In My Email | A Whiter Shade of Pale | Procol Harem | 3.6 | 3.8 | 3.6 | 236 | |
| It Must Be Skin | It Must Be Him | Vikki Carr | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 111 | |
| Loco-Notion | Loco-Motion | Little Eva | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 130 | |
| I Could Be Presidential Someday | Pleasant Valley Sunday | The Monkees | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 104 | |
| That Bladder's For Your Pee | She'd Rather Be With Me | The Turtles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 111 | |
| Craps At The Tables | Cats In The Cradle | Harry Chapin | 3.2 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 113 | |
| On The Green | Dancing Queen | ABBA | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 167 | |
| Try To Piss On This Here Fly | Let's Just Kiss And Say Goodbye | The Manhattens | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 110 | |
| Livin' Must Be Tough As A Mime | Give Me Just A Little More | Chairmen Of The Board | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 178 | |
| My Farter Got Broke | I Started A Joke | The Bee Gees | 3.6 | 4.0 | 3.6 | 125 | |
| Thank-You Kindly | You Remind Me | Nickelback | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 115 | |
| California Schemin' | California Dreamin' | Mamas And Papas | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 139 | |
| Microsoft Done Wrote The Code | Michael (Row the Boat Ashore) | Highway Men | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 201 | |
| Gateways Take Forever | Always And Forever | Luther Vandross | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 106 | |
| I'll Get A Little Bare | I Say A Little Prayer | Dionne Warwick | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 125 | |
| Hey There Boney Girl | Hey There Lonely Girl | Eddie Holman | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 256 | |
| Nintendo | Fernando | ABBA | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 222 | |
| Hoo-rah Idi Bitty | Do Wah Diddy Diddy | The Exciters | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 128 | |
| Grid Down | Sundown | Gordon Lightfoot | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 98 | |
| Learn This Phone | Turn To Stone | Electric Light Orchestra | 4.0 | 3.8 | 4.0 | 102 | |
| Sinus Is Moldin' | Silence Is Golden | Four Seasons | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 119 | |
| Hewmon, Hewmon | Woman, Woman | Gary Puckett and The Union Gap | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 112 | |
| Help Desk Crew | Song Sung Blue | Neil Diamond | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 106 | |
| Shifty Ways To Lose The Culture | Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover | Paul Simon | 4.0 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 113 | |
| Enos | Venus | Shocking Blue | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 108 | |
| Hip To Be Queer | Hip To Be Square | Huey Lewis And The News | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 134 | |
| Who's That Makin' That Fart? | Don't Go Breakin' My Heart | Elton John and Kiki Dee | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 122 | |
| Filing Cases Bum Times | Smiling Faces Sometimes | The Undisputed Truth | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 111 | |
| ACLU | YMCA | Village People | 3.9 | 3.6 | 3.8 | 191 | |
| Leader (Aisle Be Bach) | Leader Of The Pack | The Shrangi-Las | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 158 | |
| Sometimes At Dinner | Sometimes In Winter | Blood Sweat and Tears | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 111 | |
| Rust Cat Flub | Muskrat Love | America | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 117 | |
| Rebootin' | Barefootin' | Robert Parker | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 130 | |
| Winnin' Meals | Spinnin' Wheel | Blood Sweat and Tears | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 166 | |
| Mend Me, Tape Me | Bend Me, Shape Me | The American Breed | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 116 | |
| So Sue Me, Cause You Got Bumped Around | Ruby, Don't Take Your Love To Town | Kenny Rogers | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 121 | |
| Regime Reliever | Daydream Believer | The Monkees | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 109 | |
| That 1-900 Hotline | I Heard It Through The Grapevine | Gladys Knight and The Pips | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 121 | |
| I'm Playin' WIth Old Fogies Makin' Bogies | Oakie From Muskogee | Merle Haggard | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 174 | |
| Drag Call | Rag Doll | The Four Seasons | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 110 | |
| Bundy | Windy | The Association | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 122 | |
| National Enquire | Light My Fire | The Doors | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 188 | |
| Simpson's Just For Fun | Seasons in the Sun | Terry Jacks | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 117 | |
| Indiana Haunts Me | Indiana Wants Me | R. Dean Taylor | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 148 | |
| Ma Bell And Me | Ma Belle Amie | The Tee Set | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 243 | |
| That Osama's Such A Scum | Mama Told Me (Not To Come) | Three Dog Night | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 100 | |
| On Prime Time Live | As Time Goes By | Dooley Wilson from Casablanca | 4.0 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 134 | |
| Screw Your Campaign | Who'll Stop The Rain | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 101 | |
| Have You Always Been This Lame? | Have You Ever Seen The Rain? | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 143 | |
| Come On Quit Breakin' Wind | Up Around The Bend | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 110 | |
| Spy Versus Spy | Eye In The Sky | Alan Parsons Project | 4.0 | 4.2 | 4.0 | 146 | |
| K Street | Main Street | Bob Seger | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 118 | |
| Just Wants Delay | Go All The Way | Raspberries/Eric Carmen | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 102 | |
| Junk Tune Junkie | Junk Food Junkie | Larry Groce | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 123 | |
| Road Kill A Grilling | More Than A Feeling | Boston | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 726 | |
| Botox Keeps Stallin' Out My Head | Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head | BJ Thomas | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 140 | |
| Everybody Weighs His Tool | Everybody Plays the Fool | Main Ingredient | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 174 | |
| Mai Tai's Will Floor You | My Eyes Adored You | Frankie Valli | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 116 | |
| Hacks Are These U-S-E-Rs | Back In The U.S.S.R. | Beatles | 3.7 | 3.3 | 3.7 | 131 | |
| Planetary Man | Solitary Man | Neil Diamond | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 110 | |
| It's Called Food Addiction | Walk Like An Egyptian | The Bengals | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 170 | |
| Call Right Now | All Right Now | Free | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 179 | |
| A Pin To The Mat | I Like It Like That | The Dave Clark Five | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 134 | |
| Spinach Eatin' Man | Solitary Man | Neil Diamond | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 112 | |
| Sister Britney | Brother Louie | Stories | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 174 | |
| El Chupacabra | Copacabana | Barry Manilow | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 219 | |
| Grope You All Day | Go Your Own Way | Fleetwood Mac | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 111 | |
| Fun (Is The Only-est Reason | One (Is The Loneliest Number) | Three Dog Night | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 135 | |
| Chicago | El Paso | Marty Robbins | 4.4 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 217 | |
| Six Sixty-six | Route Sixty-six | Lambert, Hendricks & Ross | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 108 | |
| Neopets Lie | American Pie | Don McLean | 3.8 | 3.8 | 4.0 | 3836 | |
| Betcha My Holy Cow | Betcha By Golly Wow | Stylistics | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 153 | |
| Arafat Polka | Too Fat Polka | Arthur Godfrey | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 168 | |
| Take 'Em Out Of The Ball Game | Take Me Out To The Ball Game | Jack Norworth & Albert Von Tilzer | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 144 | |
| Ay Chingadera | Guantanamera | The Sandpipers | 3.9 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 220 | |
| Stupid | Cupid | Sam Cooke | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 119 | |
| Tied a Pabst Blue Ribbon Binge Last Night On Me | Tie A Yellow Ribbon (Round The Old Oak Tree) | Tony Orlando and Dawn | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 565 | |
| No Brain, No Spark, But Now He's King | The Rain, The Park, And Other Things | The Cowsills | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 117 | |
| Defer Math | Monster Mash | Bobby 'Boris' Pickett | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 246 | |
| Seditious Minds | Suspicious Minds | Elvis Presley | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 106 | |
| Simpson, J Homer | Crimson And Clover | Tommy James and The Shondells | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 134 | |
| Oxymoron | That's Amore | Dean Martin | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 194 | |
| A Boy Named Sue | Runaround Sue | Dion | 3.9 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 212 | |
| He Shot The Lawyer | I Shot The Sheriff | Eric Clapton | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 131 | |
| Pop Goes The Lawyer | Pop Goes The Weasel | Traditional | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 118 | |
| Just Got Hacked | Black Is Black | Los Bravos | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 141 | |
| In The Head Of Fox Moulder | Put Your Head On My Shoulder | Paul Anka | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 288 | |
| Want To Know You're Usin' Secret | Do You Want To Know A Secret? | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 104 | |
| Chili-Mac | Jimmy Mack | Martha & The Vandellas | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 154 | |
| Cacklin' Rosie | Cracklin' Rosie | Neil Diamond | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 151 | |
| Hong Kong Flu | Song Sung Blue | Neil Diamond | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 120 | |
| Pay, Rady, Pay | Lay, Lady, Lay | Bob Dylan | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 114 | |
| High School Senior (In A Prom Dress) | Long Cool Woman (In A Black Dress) | The Hollies | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 148 | |
| Just One Mouse Click Starts A Brawl (Part I) | Another Brick In The Wall (Part I) | Pink Floyd | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 115 | |
| Just One Mouse Click Starts A Brawl (Part II) | Another Brick In The Wall (Part II) | Pink Floyd | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 100 | |
| Just One Mouse Click Starts A Brawl (Part III) | Another Brick In The Wall (Part III) | Pink Floyd | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 106 | |
| Kobe Jumped Her Bones | Me And Mrs. Jones | Billy Paul | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 122 | |
| Underwear | She's Not There | Zombies | 3.7 | 3.4 | 3.3 | 152 | |
| Primed For The Season | Time Of The Season | Zombies | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 168 | |
| Nintendo's Out Of Play | Hernando's Hideaway | Archie Bleyer | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 141 | |
| Hags And Bitches | Rags to Riches | Tony Bennett | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 94 | |
| Excreting Farts | Your Cheating Heart | Joni James | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 132 | |
| Called Me Wetto | In The Ghetto | Elvis Presley | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 181 | |
| Fearing For The Queers | Reeling In The Years | Steely Dan | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 98 | |
| Arrest These Scary Generals | God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen | Traditional | 3.7 | 3.3 | 3.5 | 117 | |
| Atomic Number 9 | Love Potion Number 9 | The Searchers | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 230 | |
| Moose And Squirrel | Brown Eyed Girl | Van Morrison | 4.0 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 116 | |
| Click On Porn For Girls | California Girls | Beach Boys | 3.2 | 3.4 | 3.2 | 111 | |
| They're The Muppets | I'm Your Puppet | James and Bobby Purify | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 121 | |
| Mongolian Barbecue | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 301 | |
| Hey Dictator | Operator | Jim Croce | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 105 | |
| Unleash Me | Release Me | Englebert Humperdinck | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 149 | |
| Beware Your Liver Will Turn To Wood | Over The River And Through The Woods | Traditional | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 146 | |
| Got Dengue Fever | I'm A Believer | The Monkees | 3.8 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 134 | |
| Debrief Me | Release Me | Engelbert Humperdinck | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 168 | |
| Doper Sales | Silver Bells | Bing Crosby | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 103 | |
| The Late Bar Tender | The Great Pretender | The Platters | 3.7 | 3.3 | 3.7 | 131 | |
| Neverland | The Candy Man | Sammy Davis Jr. | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 138 | |
| This Food Is Just For Men | We Don't Get Fooled Again | The Who | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 157 | |
| Pistol Drew Persuasion | Crystal Blue Persuasion | Tommy James And The Shondells | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 135 | |
| Tarzan's Her Fellow | Tears On My Pillow | Little Anthony and the Imperials | 3.8 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 129 | |
| Diddy's Combs | Daddy's Home | Shep And The Limelites | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 126 | |
| Hilly She's Such A Zero | Billy Don't Be a Hero | Bo Donaldson & The Heywoods | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 128 | |
| Click To Concur | The Way We Were | Barbra Streisand | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 119 | |
| Dr. Romano | Mr. Roboto | Styx | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 159 | |
| Spammie's Gone | Annie's Song | John Denver | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.2 | 117 | |
| Please Fly Me To Argentina | Don't Cry For Me Argentina | Madonna | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 152 | |
| Wreck The Malls | Deck The Halls | Traditional | 4.3 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 312 | |
| And When We Go To Hell | In Heaven There Is No Beer (Polka) | Frankie Yankovic | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 142 | |
| I've Lost A Wisdom Filling | You've Lost That Loving Feeling | Righteous Brothers | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 109 | |
| Crisco Lid | Cisco Kid | War | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 156 | |
| We Three Geeks Disorient Are | We Three Kings of Orient Are | Traditional | 4.2 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 168 | |
| Lit Crack | Get Back | The Beatles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 102 | |
| Wetback | Get Back | The Beatles | 3.8 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 121 | |
| Many Planes | Penny Lane | Beatles | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 129 | |
| Cussin's A Sin | Dust In The Wind | Kansas | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 151 | |
| This Cheese Has Gone Bad | Feliz Navidad | Jose Feliciano | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 150 | |
| Lay 'em Low, Lay 'Em Low, Lay 'Em Low. | Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow | Vaughn Monroe | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 126 | |
| I Go To Google Land | I Want To Hold Your Hand | Beatles | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 115 | |
| Can't Learn Their Gender | Return To Sender | Elvis Presley | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 115 | |
| Rambler Man | Ramblin' Man | Allman Brothers | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.6 | 263 | |
| Somethin' Is Bustin' My Systems | Nuttin' For Christmas | S. Tepper and R. Bennett | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 144 | |
| Hockin' 'Em Down They're History | Rocking Around The Christmas Tree | Brenda Lee | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 115 | |
| Legal Clause Is Takin' You Down | Santa Claus Is Coming To Town | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 127 | |
| Cash Surplus | White Christmas | Bing Crosby | 3.9 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 127 | |
| The Ballad Of Jeb's Brother | The Ballad Of Jed Clampett | Lester Flatt and Earl Skruggs | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 173 | |
| Talk-o Them Bells | Carol Of Bells | Traditional | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 147 | |
| Here They Come A Hustling | Here We Come a Wassailing | Traditional | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 119 | |
| Cranky Fiddle | Yankee Doodle | Traditional | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 125 | |
| Skater Boy | Soldier Boy | The Shirelles | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 227 | |
| My Cat Is Unstable | Cat's In The Cradle | Harry Chapin | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 152 | |
| Twelve Step Program | Twelve Days Of Christmas | Traditional | 4.4 | 4.0 | 3.9 | 153 | |
| King Or Queen? | Dancing Queen | ABBA | 4.0 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 196 | |
| All Gang Signs | Auld Lang Syne | Robert Burns | 3.6 | 3.6 | 3.7 | 1258 | |
| Crusty And Bartman | Frosty the Snow Man | Traditional | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 136 | |
| Squally Brawly Isthmus | Holly Jolly Christmas | Burl Ives | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 114 | |
| Fav'rite Ice Creams | Favorite Things | Julie Andrews | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 165 | |
| Put A Little Flame To That Fart | Put A Little Love In Your Heart | Jackie Deshannon | 3.9 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 124 | |
| Bang Goes The Gun | Carol Of Bells | Traditional | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 150 | |
| Taco Bell Flock | Jingle Bell Rock | Chubby Checker & Bobby Rydell | 3.9 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 158 | |
| Guess Who Came To Dinner? | Ballad Of Jed Clampett | Lester Flatt And Earl Skruggs | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 159 | |
| I'll Be Chining Myself A Lot This Christmas | It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas | Perry Como & The Fontaine Sisters | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 109 | |
| Conscious Moments | Precious Moments | Three Degrees | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 159 | |
| Gif | If (A picture paints a thousand words) | Bread | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 536 | |
| Wimpy | Sweet Pea | Tommy Roe | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.0 | 141 | |
| Balloon Rising | Bad Moon Rising | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 3.7 | 3.3 | 3.4 | 106 | |
| Techies, Nerds and Geeks | Gypsies Tramps And Thieves | Cher | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 188 | |
| Here Comes My Inlaws | Here Comes Santa Claus | Gene Autry | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 144 | |
| This Plastic Moment | This Magic Moment | Jay And The Americans | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 126 | |
| The Most Blunderful Mime Drinking Beer | The Most Wonderful Time of The Year | Andy Williams | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 153 | |
| All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teats | All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth | Spike Jones | 3.9 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 367 | |
| It's Rent A Wife For Me | A Pirate's Life For Me | Pirates Of The Carribean | 3.6 | 4.0 | 3.9 | 136 | |
| All You Want For Christmas | Christmas Album | Various Artists | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 512 | |
| I Owe I Owe | Hi Ho Hi Ho (It's Off To Work We Go) | Disney | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 1705 | |
| Ants Make Me Spastic | Dance to the Music | Sly and The Family Stone | 3.9 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 122 | |
| No Peace In Baghdad | Feliz Navidad | Jose Feliciano | 4.0 | 4.3 | 4.1 | 108 | |
| Taunter Wonderland | Winter Wonderland | Bing Crosby | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 104 | |
| You Know That It's Futile To Resist Us | Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas | Frank Sinatra | 4.7 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 131 | |
| It's A Small Turd After All | It's a Small World After All | Disney | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.2 | 230 | |
| Psych Guy | My Guy | Mary Wells | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 131 | |
| Saliva | Elvira | Oak Ridge Boys | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 133 | |
| Ballad Of Saddam | Ballad Of Jed Clampett | Lester Flatt And Earl Skruggs | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 148 | |
| Seamy, Feely | See Me, Feel Me | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 153 | ||
| He Went To Tikrit To Hide | She Got a Ticket to RIde | Beatles | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 105 | |
| These Fine Blue Guys | Behind Blue Eyes | The Who | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 143 | |
| Playing Tetris | Dance Of The Sugar Plum Fairies (The Nutcracker Suite) | Peter Tchaikovsky | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 209 | |
| Spamming Spells | Jingle Bells | Traditional | 3.8 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 127 | |
| No Capish-a What I Mean | Marines Hymm | Traditional | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 164 | |
| No 'L' | The First Noel | Traditional | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 399 | |
| Spammin' My Display | Surfin' USA | Beach Boys | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 97 | |
| Saddamy's Mommy | Sylvia's Mother | Dr. Hook | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 170 | |
| Shah Hide! | Theme from Rawhide | Rowdy Gaines | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 124 | |
| Lets Discuss Trees | Oh Christmas Tree | Traditional | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 120 | |
| Bag Dad Underground | Bad Bad Leroy Brown | Jim Croce | 3.5 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 111 | |
| Tariq Azizi | Take It Easy | Eagles | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 151 | |
| Amiright's Now Triple X-less | All My Ex's Live In Texas | George Strait | 3.6 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 123 | |
| Was Found Underground | Eastbound And Down (Smokey And The Bandit) | Jerry Reed | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.2 | 196 | |
| Got Cologne For Christmas | I'll Be Home For Christmas | Bing Crosby | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 110 | |
| The Day Bungholio Addressed The School Board | Me And Julio Down By The School Yard | Paul Simon | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 131 | |
| I'm Smelling A Cow | I`m Telling You Now | Freddie & The Dreamers | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 117 | |
| Just Pour Me Doubles | You've Got Your Troubles | Fortunes | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 159 | |
| Got Lots Of Nothin' From Hans Blix | I'm Gettin' Nothin' For Christmas | S Tepper and R Bennett | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 138 | |
| Mad Cow Disease | Please Mr. Please | Olivia Newton-John | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 116 | |
| Daniel Rather | Come Together | Beatles | 4.0 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 123 | |
| Not Leaving On This Jet Plane | I'm Leaving On A Jet Plane | Peter, Paul and Mary | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 125 | |
| Now Ends The Craze | Those Were The Days | Caroll O'Conner & Jean Stapleton | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 117 | |
| All Shook Up | All Shook Up | Elvis Presley | 3.8 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 168 | |
| Something I Sat In | Nights In White Satin | Moody Blues | 4.5 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 117 | |
| Please Father Please | Please Mr. Please | Oliva Newton-John | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 117 | |
| Anus | Venus | Shocking Blue | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 120 | |
| Grammar's Been Done Over It's So Austere | Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer | Elmo & Patsy | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 160 | |
| Hey Baby, (They're Sprayin' Saddam) | Hey Baby (They're Playin' Our Song) | The Buckinghams | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 169 | |
| Do You Know What It's Like To Be Cloned? | New York Mining Disaster 1941 | Bee-Gees | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 164 | |
| SICKO | BINGO | Traditional | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 162 | |
| It's A Real Hard Life When You Jones | New York Mining Disaster 1941 | Bee-Gees | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 164 | |
| Only Baloney | Only The Lonely | Roy Orbison | 4.1 | 3.9 | 4.0 | 129 | |
| Would You Be My Wife Mr. Jones? | New York Mining Disaster 1941 | Bee-Gees | 4.0 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 163 | |
| December Seven | Stairway To Heaven | Led Zeppelin | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 114 | |
| Shoppers At The Mall | Flowers On The Wall | Statler Brothers | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 118 | |
| Wholesome Poison | Folsom Prison Blues | Johnny Cash | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 110 | |
| Resolution | Revolution | Beatles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 115 | |
| Cow Thing | Wild Thing | The Troggs | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 165 | |
| It's My Potty | It's My Party | Leslie Gore | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 179 | |
| Crocodile Walk | Crocodile Rock | Elton John | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 560 | |
| Wearin' My Depends | Why Can't We Be Friends | War | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 156 | |
| P Diddy Daddy | Do Wah Diddy Diddy | The Exciters | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 121 | |
| Can't Get Thin | Just Dropped In | The First Edition | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 118 | |
| What's A Gigaflop? | My Boy Lollipop | Little Millie Small | 4.0 | 3.5 | 3.8 | 200 | |
| Putrid | Cupid | Sam Cooke | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 107 | |
| Fifty Ways To Pay For Christmas | Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover | Paul Simon | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 117 | |
| I'm Stoned Out On This Brew | I'm Stoned In Love With You | The Stylistics | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 135 | |
| The Techs Of The AOL Helpdesk | The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 104 | |
| Teenagers Make Love | Teenager In Love | Dion And The Belmonts | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 238 | |
| Fairy, Sail With Rosie | Ferry 'Cross The Mersey | Gerry & The Pacemakers | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 201 | |
| Breakin' Of The Wind | Blowin' In The WInd | Bob Dylan | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 171 | |
| Who Cut The Cheese? | Who'll Stop The Rain? | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 309 | |
| Signs | Signs | Five Man Electrical Band | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 207 | |
| Sodomy And Buggery | Ebony And Ivory | Stevie Wonder And Paul McCartney | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 145 | |
| New Year's Predictions | My Favorite Things | Julie Andrews | 4.0 | 3.8 | 4.0 | 137 | |
| Hey, Hey, I'm A Monkey | Hey, Hey, We're The Monkees | The Monkees | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 137 | |
| We'll Campaign Everywhere Man | I've Been Everywhere Man | Johnny Cash | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 139 | |
| Fart Quakes Don't Become Her | Heartaches By The Number | Guy Mitchell | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 127 | |
| Tutti Frutti, Beenie Weenies And Some Bowls Of Hot Linguine | Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka-dot Bikini | Brian Hyland | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 342 | |
| I'm A Little Bit Insane | If I Only Had a Brain | Wizard Of Oz | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 128 | |
| Kerry Man | Carrie Ann | The Hollies | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 120 | |
| Fellow Get Off That Commode | Follow The Yellow Brick Road | Wizard Of Oz | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 135 | |
| 'Cause You Know I've Got The Nerve | If I Only Had The Nerve | Wizard Of Oz | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 126 | |
| If You'd Voted For Gephardt | If I Only Had a Heart | Wizard Of Oz | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 106 | |
| Joseph The Lieber-man | Popeye The Sailor Man | TV Theme Song | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 169 | |
| Ranting Dean | Dancing Queen | Abba | 3.8 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 168 | |
| Nasal Brays | Evil Ways | Santana | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 116 | |
| Stupid Cliches | Favorite Things | Julie Andrews | 3.6 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 453 | |
| New Hampshire Primary Marching Cadence | Military Cadence (Sound Off!) | Traditional | 3.9 | 3.9 | 4.0 | 2424 | |
| Go Grab A Hunch | The Brady Bunch | Theme Song | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 194 | |
| Crap Out My Rear | Tracks Of My Tears | Smokey Robinson & The Miracles | 4.2 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 134 | |
| Bustin' Some Wind | Dust In The Wind | Kansas | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 168 | |
| Gortons The Feesherman | Popeye The Sailor Man | TV Theme Song | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 240 | |
| Pseudoantidisestablishmentarianism | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Julie Andrews (Mary Poppins Soundtrack) | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.4 | 316 | |
| Homo-ed Again Tragically | Alone Again, Naturally | Gilbert O'Sullivan | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 130 | |
| My Old Ford Fairlane | Good Morning Starshine | Oliver | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 177 | |
| Jungle In The Bung Hole | Bungle In The Jungle | Jethro Tull | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 129 | |
| Jackson Anomaly | The Addams Family | TV Show Theme Song | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 151 | |
| Just Look Under The Turd And You'll See | What A Wonderful World It Would Be | Sam Cooke | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 126 | |
| Fart Ignited | Reunited | Peaches And Herb | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 160 | |
| Desk Phones | Dry Bones | Traditional | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 121 | |
| The Horse That Shot Flame | A Horse With No Name | America | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 127 | |
| A Wide Receiver | I'm A Believer | The Monkees | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 130 | |
| Another Port Blocked | Under The Boardwalk | The Drifters | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 117 | |
| Clocked On A One Way Street | Love on a Two Way Street | The Moments | 3.2 | 3.4 | 3.2 | 105 | |
| So Indicted | Peaches and Herb | Reunited | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 123 | |
| Portly Girl | Georgy Girl | The Seekers | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 145 | |
| Belt 'Em Down | Delta Dawn | Helen Reddy | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 114 | |
| Fleas Have Seized Me | Release Me | Englebert Humperdinck | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 129 | |
| Mr. Bill Blues | Wedding Bell Blues | The Fifth Dimension | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 108 | |
| Low Rent Scum | Different Drum | The Stone Poneys | 4.0 | 3.2 | 3.5 | 110 | |
| No Rhyme Or Reason | Time Of The Season | The Zombies | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 115 | |
| She Burst Her Bustier | Ta-Ra-Ra-Boom-De-Ay | Traditional | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 150 | |
| She's One Special Hewmon You See | She's Always A Woman To Me | Billy Joel | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 184 | |
| Transing Queen | Dancing Queen | Abba | 4.0 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 159 | |
| Some's (An Indefinate Number) | One (Is The Lonliest Number) | Three Dog Night | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 117 | |
| The Way You Eat The Things You Do | The Way You Do The Things You Do | The Temptations | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 108 | |
| They Will Scratch You | We Will Rock You | Queen | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 146 | |
| Let's Send John K. To The Moon | Everyone's Gone to The Moon | Jonathan King | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 149 | |
| Where's My Weiner? | Have You Seen Her? | The Chi-Lites | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 169 | |
| Fifty Weight Units Of Measure | Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover | Paul Simon | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 125 | |
| Killing Him Softly WIth His Saw | Killing Me Softly With His Song | Roberta Flack | 4.0 | 4.2 | 4.0 | 177 | |
| Tom After Tom | Time After Time | Cyndi Lauper | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 128 | |
| Elvis | Venus | Shocking Blue | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 128 | |
| Hypo-Spray | Yesterday | The Beatles | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 112 | |
| The Quick Brown Fox He Jumped Over The Lazy Dog's Back Side | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Julie Andrews (Mary Poppins Sound Track) | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 249 | |
| Pass Water | Black Water | Doobie Brothers | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 102 | |
| Effervescent Bundy | Pleasant Valley Sunday | The Monkees | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 124 | |
| Leave It Be | Let It Be | The Beatles | 4.6 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 217 | |
| Rubik's Cube Craze | Ruby Tuesday | The Rolling Stones | 4.0 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 582 | |
| They're All Bare | She's Not There | The Zombies | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 128 | |
| Oscar Night Weiners | My Baloney Has A First Name/Oscar Mayer Weiner Song | TV Commercial Jingle | 3.6 | 3.6 | 3.5 | 774 | |
| Blood Sweeat And Tears | God Bless the Child | Don't Mess The Dog | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 118 | |
| It's Not Reusable | It's Not Unusual | Tom Jones | 4.0 | 3.8 | 4.0 | 142 | |
| Spamming's Verboten | Morning Has Broken | Cat Stevens | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 106 | |
| One (Of His Legs Is Dismembered) | One (Is The Loneliest Number) | Three Dog Night | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 149 | |
| Smokin' Jones | Kodachrome | Paul Simon | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 91 | |
| Tool Jerk | Cool Jerk | The Capitols | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 128 | |
| If I Can't Have Stew | If I Can't Have You | Yvonne Elliman | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 126 | |
| Covered With Turd / Humus | Colour My World / Venus | Blood Sweat And Tears / Shocking Blue | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 123 | |
| Grab A Cadaver | Abracadabra | The Steve Miller Band | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 157 | |
| Scwey Wabbit | White Rabbit | Jefferson Airplane | 3.5 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 185 | |
| Barbara Bush's Son | Mrs. Robinson | Simon and Garfunkel | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 118 | |
| You Showed Me One | Ain't We Got Fun | Doris Day | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 152 | |
| Mr Webcam | Mr Sandman | The Chordettes | 3.9 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 127 | |
| Treat Your Scalp Only WIth Selsun Blue | I Can't Help Falling In Love With You | Elvis Presley | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 129 | |
| MR SAN Man | Mr Sandman | The Chordettes | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 158 | |
| Reflections | Reflections | Diana Ross and The Supremes | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 180 | |
| Blondies Not Dyed | The Ballad of Bonnie and Clyde | Georgie Fame | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 153 | |
| Bit On The Wide Side | Walk on the Wild Side | Lou Reed | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 182 | |
| Heavin' Off A Jet Plane | Leaving On A Jet Plane | Peter, Paul and Mary | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 120 | |
| Shy Guy John | Big Bad John | Jimmy Dean | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 118 | |
| The Lady's Head | Lady In Red | Chris De Burgh | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 149 | |
| Hair Grow (Ask My Daughter She Knows) | Love Grows (Where My Rosemary Goes) | Edison Lighthouse | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 138 | |
| I Can't Take Any More | Lookin' Out My Back Door | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 106 | |
| Heinz Fifty Seven | Stairway To Heaven | Led Zeppelin | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 140 | |
| Taco Bell Stand | Travelin' Band | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 110 | |
| Giant Blue Flash | Jumpin' Jack Flash | The Rolling Stones | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 97 | |
| Stroke My Putter | Bread and Butter | The Newbeats | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 140 | |
| Software Man | Nowhere Man | The Beatles | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 101 | |
| Binary Date Day | Eleanor Rigby | The Beatles | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 112 | |
| Wide Guy | My Guy | Mary Wells | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 126 | |
| Penis 'n' Uranus | Venus - Aquarius (Let the Sun Shine In) | Shocking Blue - The Fifth Dimension | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 141 | |
| My DNA | Y M C A | Village People | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 208 | |
| My DNA | YMCA | Village People | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 240 | |
| In Uranus | In The Navy | Village People | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 143 | |
| That Saddam Family (One Year Later) | The Addams Family | TV Show Theme Song | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 278 | |
| L-T Kerry Purple Heart Grab Man | SGT Pepper's Lonely Heart's Club Band | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 360 | |
| Delicious Pies | Suspicious Minds | Elvis Presley | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 127 | |
| Salivate | Celebrate | Three Dog Night | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 109 | |
| Beans And Cabbage | Love And Marriage | Frank Sinatra (Theme from Married With Children) | 3.9 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 128 | |
| Make It So, Make It So, Make It So | Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow | Dean Martin | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 125 | |
| Guy DiRito-ville | Margaritaville | Jimmy Buffett | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 135 | |
| The Phone Again (Kryminny) | Alone Again (Naturally) | Gilbert O'Sullivan | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 346 | |
| Little Boyz In The Hood | Lil' Red Riding Hood | Sam the Sham and The Pharaohs | 4.7 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 175 | |
| The Bubble-Butt Song | The Coconut Song | Harry Nilsson | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 1285 | |
| Love John Kerry | Love And Marriage | Frank Sinatra | 4.5 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 92 | |
| Most Are Dumb And They Get Outsmarted | What Becomes Of The Brokenhearted | Jimmy Ruffin | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 105 | |
| Lean On Me | Lean On Me | Bill Withers | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 174 | |
| Can't Have No Fun With Gay Guy-os | Jambalaya (On The Bayou) | Hank WIlliams | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 146 | |
| Soup Of Cauliflower Gives You Real Bad Halitosis! | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! | Julie Andrews | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 140 | |
| Dumb | One | Three Dog Night | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 87 | |
| Checkin' Out That Back Door | Lookin' Out My Back Door | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.5 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 114 | |
| Dead Zone | Theme From The Flinstones | Hannah-Barberra | 4.3 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 159 | |
| Another Dog Woked | Under The Board Walk | The Drifters | 4.4 | 4.5 | 4.4 | 124 | |
| Why Windows? | Kokomo | Beach Boys | 4.4 | 4.5 | 4.4 | 116 | |
| Drag Queen With Fever | Day Dream Believer | The Monkees | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 141 | |
| Jimmy McGreevy | Lady Madonna | The Beatles | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 110 | |
| 'Bout My Bladder & Me | It Don't Matter To Me | Bread | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 183 | |
| Enzyte, Just Might | Moonlight Feels Right | Starbuck | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 548 | |
| El Sadr | Black Water | The Doobie Brothers | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 97 | |
| 'Hancin Up With Enzyte | Dancing In The Moon Light | King Harvest | 4.3 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 176 | |
| Funk Lady | Dark Lady | Cher | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 163 | |
| Fat Fat Go Slim Down | Bad Bad Leroy Brown | Jim Croce | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 236 | |
| Muqtada al-Sadr | Eleanor Rigby | The Beatles | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 109 | |
| Suck Up For That Promotion | I Second That Emotion | Smokey Robinson and The Miracles | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 108 | |
| Mari-ja-wanna | Lady Madonna | The Beatles | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 122 | |
| I Want A Snatch, I Grew Some Too-toos | Chatanooga Choo Choo | Glenn Miller | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 110 | |
| Penis | Venus | Frankie Avalon | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 200 | |
| Green Liver | Green River | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 110 | |
| Gonna Do Nurse Chappel | Chapel Of Love | The Dixie Cups | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 165 | |
| Whoopie Ding Dong | Silly Love Songs | Paul McCartney And Wings | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 115 | |
| They Write Potty | It's My Party | Lesley Gore | 4.3 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 101 | |
| Woo Hoo What A Booga | Chatanooga Choo Choo | Glenn Miller | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 143 | |
| Cats On The Label | Cats In The Cradle | Harry Chapin | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 122 | |
| These Lies | These Eyes | The Guess Who | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 120 | |
| None | One | Three Dog Night | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 100 | |
| Un | One | Three Dog Night | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 89 | |
| Hey There's Georgie's Girls | Georgy Girl | The Seekers | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 848 | |
| Sum | One | Three Dog Night | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 99 | |
| Soon | One | Three Dog Night | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 99 | |
| Bin Man | Tin Man | America | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 115 | |
| Down On The For'ner | Down On the Corner | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 95 | |
| Some | One | Three Dog Night | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 97 | |
| Karaoke | Arizona | Mark Lindsay | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 138 | |
| When | One | Three Dog Night | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 93 | |
| Done! | One | Three Dog Night | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 98 | |
| Semen Stained Her Pants | Secret Agent Man | Johnny Rivers | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 114 | |
| My Number One Project | One | Three Dog Night | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 101 | |
| There's Wiskets And Baskets | A Tisket, A Tasket | Traditional | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 106 | |
| On Old Boot Hill | Mockin' Bird Hill | Patti Page | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 452 | |
| My Number 'One' Project (None-Un-Sum | The Sound Of Music (Do-Re-Mi) | Julie Andrews | 4.6 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 134 | |
| Drag Your Behind | Draggin' The Line | Tommy James | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 144 | |
| Booger Picker Finger | My Baloney Has A First Name/Oscar Mayer Weiner Son | TV Commercial Jingle | 4.1 | 3.9 | 4.0 | 955 | |
| Religious Guys | Suspicious Minds | Elvis Presley | 4.5 | 4.6 | 4.5 | 123 | |
| The John Kerry Switch | The Mickey Mouse March | The Mickey Mouse Club | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 143 | |
| I've Been Waitin' On A Download | I've Been Workin' On The Railroad | Traditional | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 112 | |
| Underwear | Kodachrome | Paul Simon | 4.7 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 115 | |
| Choc'late Man | Rocket Man | Elton John | 4.5 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 127 | |
| Sat All Day At Eat 'n Park | Saturday In The Park | Chicago | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 133 | |
| Dan's Rather Slippery | She'd Rather Be With Me | The Turtles | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 98 | |
| I Hurled Up On Some Grape Wine | I Heard It Through The Grapevine | Gladys Knight and The Pips | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 143 | |
| Bush Or Kerry | Love And Marriage | Frank Sinatra | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 106 | |
| It's Their Party | It's My Party | Lesley Gore | 4.7 | 4.2 | 4.5 | 103 | |
| Ralphing Naked Through The Night | Help Me Make It Through The Night | Kris Kristofferson | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 110 | |
| Bugs Me 'Bout Iraq | Loves Me Like A Rock | Paul Simon | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 108 | |
| This Cat Robbed The Cradle | Cat's In The Cradle | Harry Chapin | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 271 | |
| Pukey | Spooky | The Classics IV | 4.6 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 123 | |
| Pull The Lever | Come Together | The Beatles | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 114 | |
| Butt Right In | Walk Right In | The Rooftop Singers | 4.3 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 116 | |
| Pasta Fazool | Runaround Sue | Dion | 4.6 | 4.4 | 4.6 | 268 | |
| Master Baiter | Operator | Jim Croce | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 133 | |
| Xindi Bastards | Tiny Dancer | Elton John | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 111 | |
| Carbo Hater | Operator | Jim Croce | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 169 | |
| Necromancer | Tiny Dancer | Elton John | 4.7 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 104 | |
| AK Four Seven | Stairway To Heaven | Led Zepplin | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 150 | |
| Psalm Thirty Seven | Stairway To Heaven | Led Zepplin | 4.8 | 3.8 | 4.4 | 163 | |
| Reeling In The Years | He's Not Stealing Four More Years | Steely Dan | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 113 | |
| Huge As Can Be Now | Who Can It Be Now? | Men at Work | 4.6 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 110 | |
| Veneration | Generation (American Dreams Theme Song) | Emerson Hart | 4.1 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 138 | |
| I'm Religion | I Am Woman | Helen Reddy | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 342 | |
| Georgie Bushy Beat Him | Philadelphia Freedom | Elton John | 4.5 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 98 | |
| Won't Be Shoppin' At The Mall | Flowers On The Wall | The Statler Brothers | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 117 | |
| Pu-lease Dab Your Crabs | Feliz Navidad | José Feliciano | 4.7 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 117 | |
| They'll Never Call On You Again | I'll Never Fall In Love Again | Dionne Warwick | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 111 | |
| The Sickness Song (Chest Rubs Dosing Claims By Bri | The Christmas Song (Chest Nuts Roasting On An Open | Nat King Cole | 4.6 | 4.7 | 4.6 | 137 | |
| Hunger | Young Girl | Gary Puckett And The Union Gap | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 128 | |
| Had The Most Wonderful Time Getting Here | The Most Wonderful Time of The Year | Andy Williams | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 113 | |
| Great Day To Streak | Eight Days A Week | The Beatles | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 111 | |
| Lunger | Young Girl | Gary Puckett And The Union Gap | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 113 | |
| What Will Santa Cost? | Here Comes Santa Claus | Gene Autry | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 132 | |
| Entombed | Blue Moon | The Marcels | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 125 | |
| Tight Christmas | White Christmas | Bing Crosby | 4.7 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 139 | |
| Rocked The Boat | Rock The Boat | Hues Corporation | 4.5 | 3.8 | 4.3 | 147 | |
| Santa's Clothes Were Layin' Around | Santa Claus Is Coming To Town | Traditional | 4.6 | 4.4 | 4.3 | 114 | |
| The Bel-Arabs | Ballad Of Jed Clampett (The Beverly Hillbillies) | Lester Flatt And Earl Skruggs | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 1666 | |
| Drink Your Chilled Bock | Jingle Bell Rock | Chubby Checker & Bobby Rydell | 4.7 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 162 | |
| Bicarbian Pop Sody | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | 4.2 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 185 | |
| Schlock'll Be Found 'Neath The Christmas Tree, | Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree | Brenda Lee | 4.6 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 116 | |
| Drank A Whole Case Got Stoned For The Holidays | There's No Place Like Home for the Holidays | Perry Como | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.7 | 114 | |
| Onions And Liver | Over The River And Through The Woods | Traditional | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 121 | |
| Why'd You Make My Brown Eye Blue? | Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue | Crystal Gayle | 4.6 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 152 | |
| I Missed The Tree | Oh Christmas Tree | Traditional | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 150 | |
| Booty Giant Size, (It's Massive) | Judy In Disguise (With Glasses) | John Fred & His Playboy Band | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 225 | |
| Zip Up My Data | Zip-a-dee-doo-dah | Song Of The South Soundtrack | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 138 | |
| You Can't What Techs Can Do | I Can't Get Next To You | The Temptations | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 120 | |
| Wokin' Up For Dinner Doberman | Winter Wonderland | Bing Crosby | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 102 | |
| Please Don't Shelve My Merry Little Christmas | Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas | Frank Sinatra | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 163 | |
| Clone Me I'm Only | Only The Lonely | Roy Orbison | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 111 | |
| There's Varments In My Dell | The Farmer In The Dell | Traditional | 4.9 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 173 | |
| It's In His Wrist | Shoop Shoop Song (It's In His Kiss) | Betty Everett | 4.6 | 4.2 | 4.4 | 127 | |
| Who Cut The Cheese? | Please Mister Please | Olivia Newton-John | 4.2 | 4.3 | 4.2 | 1226 | |
| Less Sound More Silence | The Sounds of Silence | Simon and Garfunkel | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.7 | 103 | |
| Anybody Seen My Jewels? | Everybody Plays The Fool | Main Ingredient | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 123 | |
| Payin' Bills From Christmas | Taking Care Of Business | Bachman-Turner Overdrive | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 116 | |
| Is Dis De Real Bytes? | The Israelites | Desmond Dekker and The Aces | 4.5 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 127 | |
| Iraq | Get Back | The Beatles | 4.6 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 115 | |
| Hey Ruud | Hey Jude | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 103 | |
| Whiny Bastard | Tiny Dancer | Elton John | 4.5 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 126 | |
| Won't Get Stewed Again | Won't Get Fooled Again | The Who | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 140 | |
| Mike Hunt We Quiz At Thee | My Country Tis Of Thee | Traditional | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 657 | |
| Fade To Black | Paint It Black | The Rolling Stones | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 127 | |
| Mr. Add | Mr. Ed | Ray Evans and Jay Livingston | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 111 | |
| 3 COM Mice | Three Blind Mice | Traditional | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 126 | |
| Bored All The While | Born To Be Wild | Steppenwolf | 4.4 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 135 | |
| Lad From Verizon | Bad Moon Rising | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 101 | |
| Up A Round Rear End | Up Around The Bend | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 118 | |
| No Way Your Underwear | I Say A Little Prayer | Dionne Warwick | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 111 | |
| Flush All Your Feces | I Fall To Pieces | Patsy Cline | 4.1 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 118 | |
| Anchor's Away! | Anchors Aweigh | Traditional | 3.6 | 3.6 | 3.8 | 300 | |
| What's In A Byte? | December '63 (Oh What A Night) | The Four Seasons | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 121 | |
| I Do Not Know The Model Of This Modem Data General | The Major-General's Song | Gilbert and Sullivan | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 497 | |
| Chili Mac, Refried Beans | From A Jack To A King | Elvis Presley | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 128 | |
| Sixteen Ones | Sixteen Tons | Tennessee Ernie Ford | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 123 | |
| Binary In Eighths | Henry The Eighth | Hermans Hermits | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 146 | |
| Sixteen Ones | Sixteen Tons | Tennessee Ernie Ford | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 134 | |
| Drop Pi While You Still Can | Popeye The Sailor Man | TV Theme Song | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 146 | |
| One | One | Three Dog Night | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 103 | |
| Roundin' Out (Ptolemy's Song) | Movin' Out (Anthony's Song) | Billy Joel | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 147 | |
| Binary Pi | American Pie | Don McLean | 4.6 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 452 | |
| John Doe Who? | Song Sung Blue | Neil Diamond | 4.7 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 139 | |
| Could Be I Should Try Tongue | Only The Good Die Young | Billy Joel | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 162 | |
| Might Be Pig Latin | Nights In White Satin | The Moody Blues | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 116 | |
| Pi R Square Rants | Spongebob Squarepants | TV Theme | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 171 | |
| Murder In Slow Motion | Locomotion | Little Eva | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 140 | |
| Write Not Of Crappin' | Nights In White Satin | Moody Blues | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 109 | |
| Brother Blubs Blabberin' Oration Show | Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show | Neil Diamond | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 111 | |
| Check Baud Rate | On Broadway | George Benson | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 184 | |
| Poop It | Cupid | Sam Cooke | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 118 | |
| Fractions | Jackson | Johnny Cash | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 133 | |
| Why Did Moses Take All Day? | One Tin Soldier (The Legend Of Billy Jack) | Coven | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 199 | |
| Boy They're Ornery | That's Amore | Dean Martin | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 132 | |
| Pop's In Drag He's Swish But He's Old | Mother's Little Helper | The Rolling Stones | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 112 | |
| The Wreck Of Island Aeromotive | The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 371 | |
| Ralph | Help | The Beatles | 4.8 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 110 | |
| Hang Seng Blues | Song Sung Blue | Neil Diamond | 4.7 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 118 | |
| Home For Deranged | Home On The Range | Traditional | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 118 | |
| In My Itchy Drawers | When I'm Sixty-Four | The Beatles | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 117 | |
| Thyme When You Season | Time Of The Season | The Zombies | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 128 | |
| Undressed The Child | God Bless The Child | Blood Sweat And Tears | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 163 | |
| Wrecked My Auto | Desperado | Eagles | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 168 | |
| Messin' With You | Precious And Few | Climax | 4.6 | 4.1 | 4.3 | 162 | |
| Who's What's His Name? | Who'll Stop The Rain? | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.8 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 140 | |
| G-string Nudie Bar | Swinging On A Star | Bing Crosby | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 125 | |
| Brother Slick's Falderal (Part I) | Another Brick In The Wall (Part I) | Pink Floyd | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 112 | |
| Brother Slick's Falderal (Part II) | Another Brick In The Wall (Part II) | Pink Floyd | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 114 | |
| Brother Slick's Falderal (Part III) | Another Brick In The Wall (Part III) | Pink Floyd | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 104 | |
| Won't You Choose A Papal? | Won't You Be My Neighbor?' | Fred M Rogers | 4.7 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 154 | |
| The Box Lunch | The Boxer | Simon and Garfunkel | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 127 | |
| Folger's Crystals Blues | Folsom Prison Blues | Johnny Cash | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 140 | |
| Paper, Rocks, Scissors | Paperback Writer | The Beatles | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 119 | |
| Viagra | Cecilia | Simon And Garfunkel | 4.5 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 147 | |
| Ticket To Drive | Ticket To Ride | The Beatles | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 116 | |
| Obesely | Release Me (And Let Me Love Again) | Engelbert Humperdinck | 4.6 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 145 | |
| Ah MAD Man | Nowhere Man | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 183 | |
| Hypochrondo | Kokomo | The Beach Boys | 4.2 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 256 | |
| Cop, Cops, Take You down | Bad, Bad Leriy Brown | Jim Chroce | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 441 | |
| Suicide Ain't Painless | Suicide is Painless | Mike Altman (Lyrics) and Johnny Mandel (Music) | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 544 | |
| If It Sounds Like Silence… | The Sound of Silence | Simon & Garfunkle | 3.6 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 287 | |
| Knights Of Sprite Satan | Nights in White Satin | Moody Blues | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 239 | |
| You Can if You're Able | Cats In The Cradle | Harry Chapin | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 227 | |
| A Great Tight End | Up Around The Bend | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 184 | |
| Element 82nd | Stairway to Heaven | Led Zeppelin | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 215 | |
| A Great Tight End (Encore Presentation) | Up Around The Bend | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 176 | |
| 404 Atrophy | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 368 | |
| Travelin' Can | Travelin' Band | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 168 | |
| Don't Steal That, Son | Still The One | Orleans | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 234 | |
| Turned Out Mary For A Sale | A Whiter Shade of Pale | Procol Harem | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 404 | |
| Beyond A 'P' | Beyond the Sea | Bobby Darin | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 213 | |
| Roe V. Wade | Song Sung Blue | Neil Diamond | 4.9 | 4.4 | 4.6 | 319 | |
| Paisano Man | Piano Man | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 371 | |
| Highway's His Name | I Got A Name | Jim Croce | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 195 | |
| Guido's Doritos (I Need A Meal) | Only the Lonely (Know How I Feel) | Roy Orbison | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 367 | |
| Egg, Yung Fu | Song Sung Blue | Neil Diamond | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 392 | |
| Slimy Ba$tards | Tiny Dancer | Elton John | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 184 | |
| Thee BOP | She Bop | Cyndi Lauper | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 180 | |
| 700 Club City | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | 5.0 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 410 | |
| Jingrish Tales | Jingle Bells | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 311 | |
| I'm Just a Gangster (In a MAFIA Clan) | I'm Just A Singer (In A Rock And Roll Band) | Moody Blues | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 550 | |
| Has She Been To The Vet? | You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet | Bachman Turner Overdrive | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 314 | |
| The Favors They Bring | My Favourite Things | Julie Andrews | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 262 | |
| Testa Dude | Waterloo | Abba | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 246 | |
| You Vill Nix Macht Merry Don't Resist Us | Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas | The Carpenters | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 312 | |
| He's The Jethro | In The Ghetto | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 197 | |
| Big Al Capone | King of the Road | Roger Miller | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 652 | |
| Blinded By The Bytes | Blinded By The Light | Manfred Mann | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 278 | |
| Couldn't We Be Wise? | Wouldn't It Be Nice | Beach Boys | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 259 | |
| Under-Dressed | Be Our Guest | Beauty And The Beast | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 531 | |
| Over The Rigor, Let's Move This Dude | Over the River and Through the Woods | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 166 | |
| Ling Giver | Green River | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 222 | |
| Straight To The Liver This Fine Home Brew | Over The River And Through The Woods | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 176 | |
| Geography 101 | Popeye The Sailor Man | TV Theme Song | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 298 | |
| (Make Yourself a) Winter Spending Plan | (Walking in a) Winter Wonderland | Perry Como | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.9 | 367 | |
| Freeze Dried | Free Ride | Edgar Winter Group | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 165 | |
| We're Hittin' Buttons 'Fore Christmas | I'm Gettin' Nuttin' For Christmas | [S. Tepper, R. Bennett (c) 1955] | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 319 | |
| Sandy Claws Ripped Up Mom's New Gown | Santa Claus Is Coming To Town | Gene Autry | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 214 | |
| Pickled Brained Hick | Little Saint Nick | Beach Boys | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 168 | |
| Aunt Elve, The Big Eared Elf Aunt | Rudolph, The Red Nosed Reindeer | Gene Autry | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 251 | |
| Feastful Easy Mealing | Peaceful Easy Feeling | Eagles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 204 | |
| Let's Suppose, Lead's Composed, In Who Knows? | Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow | Vaughn Monroe | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 219 | |
| Rossi The Hitman | Frosty The Snowman | Gene Autry | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 290 | |
| Hit Man | Tin Man | America | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 643 | |
| Ahmadinejad | Jose Feliciano | Feliz Navidad | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 257 | |
| Reapin' The Waste | Keepin' The Faith (Waste Management Business) | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 155 | |
| The Incident Man | An Innocent Man | Billy Joel | 3.9 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 317 | |
| The Strongest Crime | The Longest Time | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 163 | |
| Iran Allah They've Known | I Ran All The Way Home | The Impalas | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 245 | |
| Stay Out Our Hood Yai Dung | Only The Good Die Young | Billy Joel | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 187 | |
| Brawly Mauly Bidness | Holly Jolly Christmas | Burl Ives | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 183 | |
| Pop Goes "The Weevil" (Scenes from a mob funeral) | Pop Goes The Weasel | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 253 | |
| Hiney Dancer | Tiny Dancer | Elton John | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 334 | |
| Idem's World | Island Girl | Elton John | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 175 | |
| Barak Obama | Lady Madonna | Beatles | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 494 | |
| Stuck Together | Come Together | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 302 | |
| Bitch Shot | Big Shot | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 187 | |
| Morons Are Dealing | More Than A Feeling | Boston | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 239 | |
| Mr. Joe "Mangles" | Mr. Bojangles | Nitty Gritty Dirt Band | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 207 | |
| Wise Life | My Life | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 166 | |
| Screams of Our Italian-ness We Rant | Scenes From an Italian Restaurant | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 362 | |
| Anthony Perkins | Eleanor Rigby | The Beatles | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 213 | |
| Kan Tocky Main | Kentucky Rain | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 202 | |
| IP Me | Release Me | Engelbert Humperdinck | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 221 | |
| They'll Eat Ya | Nikita | Elton John | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 225 | |
| I Guess That's Why They Call It The News | I Guess That's Why They Call Them The Blues | Elton John | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 217 | |
| Poison I-V | Poison Ivy | The Coasters | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 411 | |
| Necromancer | Tiny Dancer | Elton John | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 192 | |
| Zonky Cat | Honky Cat | Elton John | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 203 | |
| He's Still Stabbin' | I'm Still Standing | Elton John | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 255 | |
| Sad Songs (Say So Much) | Sad Songs (Say So Much) | Elton John | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 482 | |
| Manual | Daniel | Elton John | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 193 | |
| We'll Let Our Guns Come Down Heavy | Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me | Elton John | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 262 | |
| Killed by Norman Bates | Good Bye Norma Jean | Elton John | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 347 | |
| Your Dog | Your Song | Elton John | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 288 | |
| Hempy Cigarettes | Bennie And The Jets | Elton John | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 269 | |
| Goo Buy Yerrow Chick Ho | Good Bye Yellow Road | Elton John | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 295 | |
| Motel Arizona | Hotel California | The Eagles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 245 | |
| Norman Bates Lore (But I'm just The Way She Kills) | Operator (That's Not The Way It Feels) | Jim Croce | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 330 | |
| Norman Saved His Wife Tonight | Someone Saved My Life Tonight | Elton John | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 310 | |
| Low Dive | Lodi | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 252 | |
| Primary | Proud Mary | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 5.0 | 4.1 | 4.5 | 337 | |
| Worcestershire | Sweet Hitch-Hiker | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 274 | |
| Force Of Jet Gun | Fortunate Son | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.9 | 230 | |
| You'll Shock Your Brain | Who'll Stop The Rain | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 229 | |
| Jihad Boom Demisin' | Bad Moon Rising | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 203 | |
| Mr. Foldin' Chair | Sister Golden Hair | America | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 281 | |
| (I Must) Knife Do You Harm Tonight | (I Just) Died In Your Arms Tonight | Cutting Crew | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 359 | |
| Elastic Pantaloons | Electric Avenue | Eddie Grant | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 210 | |
| 404 Error | Down On The Corner | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 245 | |
| Psalm 37 | Stairway To Heaven | Led Zepplin | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 265 | |
| Babies Always Need Somethin' | Baby I Need Your Lovin' | Johnny Rivers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 270 | |
| What Cost Your Quibble? | Don't Cross The River | America | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 181 | |
| Desperate Auto | Desperado | Eagles | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 224 | |
| She's Grew Her Stubbles (Just Like Mine) | You've Got Your Troubles (I've Got Mine) | The Fortunes | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 271 | |
| Wisened Guys | Lying Eyes | The Eagles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 280 | |
| She'll Spot The Drain | Who'll Stop The Rain | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 179 | |
| Back Room Dicing | Bad Moon Rising | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 156 | |
| My Favorite Beings | My Favorite Things | Julie Andrews | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 250 | |
| Linguinian Whack City | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 253 | |
| Normainian Bates ID | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 205 | |
| Try For An Eagle | Fly Like An Eagle | The Steve Miller Band | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 262 | |
| Linguinian Whack City (Revised) | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 221 | |
| Queued Next In The North Jersey Herald | The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 205 | |
| Bait-ly Woman | Witchy Woman | Eagles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 246 | |
| Wisey Women | Witchy Woman | Eagles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 208 | |
| Rosé Makes You Numb | Some Day Never Comes | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 168 | |
| Of Course He'll Be Slain | A Horse With No Name | America | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 226 | |
| He Teared Their Skin Wide | American Pie | Don McLean | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 229 | |
| Canada Dry | American Pie | Don McLean | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 266 | |
| Down With The Torture | Down On The Corner | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 5.0 | 4.2 | 4.7 | 183 | |
| Gun Play's Never Done | Someday Never Comes | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 145 | |
| Our Cat | Our House | Crosby, Stills, Nash And Young | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 173 | |
| Run Through The Bungle | Run Through The Jungle | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 249 | |
| Study Well Wright | Bloody Well Right | Supertramp | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 245 | |
| Crime Of A Family | Crime Of The Century | Supertramp | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 160 | |
| Ride Into Hell | Hide In Your Shell | Supertramp | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 231 | |
| Hammered With Raid | Amber Cascades | America | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 204 | |
| Italians | Asylum | Supertramp | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 199 | |
| When He Got Tourettes | Bennie And The Jets | Elton John | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 255 | |
| Mobster Bash | Monster Mash | Bobby 'Boris' Pickett | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 455 | |
| Down Over Yonder | Down On The Corner | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 252 | |
| Sum Together | Come Together | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 211 | |
| John's Out Of Order | Down On The Corner | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 198 | |
| Long, How Can It Be This Byte? | Long As I Can See The Light | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 159 | |
| Fajita Funsize | Tequila Sunrise | Eagles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 198 | |
| A Whore With No Name | A Horse With No Name | America | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 518 | |
| Bad, Bad, Flea Boy Hound | Bad, Bad Leroy Brown | Jim Croce | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 238 | |
| Electronic Piracy | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 255 | |
| Endure The Highway | Ventura Highway | America | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 170 | |
| Stomp The Petal | Come Together | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 178 | |
| 404 Error | Sister Golden Hair | America | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 262 | |
| It's Not Excusable | It's Not Unusual | Tom Jones | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 289 | |
| Ralph (Revised) | Help | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 186 | |
| Island Guy | Island Girl | Elton John | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 186 | |
| I'm Half Girl! | Island Girl | Elton John | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 228 | |
| Cheaply Fueled | My Old School | Steely Dan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 176 | |
| Nerdy Work | Dirty Work | Steely Dan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 201 | |
| Hey Ninety | Hey Nineteen | Steely Dan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 168 | |
| Boot It Again | Do It Again | Steely Dan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 183 | |
| Sneakin' Booze | Deacon Blues | Steely Dan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 279 | |
| Jack's Daughter's Fat | Smackwater Jack | Carole King | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 194 | |
| IRS | SOS | ABBA | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 230 | |
| The Car Will Stay | So Far Away | Carole King | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 197 | |
| Eatin' Food | Deacon Blues | Steely Dan | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 147 | |
| Vinnie Muscles Debts | Bennie And The Jets | Elton John | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 165 | |
| F 'Em! | FM | Steely Dan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 203 | |
| Rapshiddy | Tapestry | Carole King | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 140 | |
| I-19 | Hey Nineteen | Steely Dan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 154 | |
| I Feel The Burps Move | I Feel The Earth Move | Carole King | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 204 | |
| Sicilians | Cecilia | Simon & Garfunkel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 183 | |
| Peg | Peg | Steely Dan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 174 | |
| Xenophobe | Waterloo | Abba | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 231 | |
| Inn Man | Tin Man | America | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 163 | |
| Dummy Dummy Dummy | Money Money Money | ABBA | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 283 | |
| The Skinner Takes It Off | The Winner Takes It All | ABBA | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 200 | |
| Komodo | Fernando | ABBA | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 351 | |
| Bookin' Out 404 | Lookin' Out My Backdoor | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 179 | |
| Fly Swatter Smack | Smackwater Jack | Carole King | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 236 | |
| Kiss Gets You Hit | Kiss On My List | Hall And Oates | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 207 | |
| 50 Trays Of Beached Whale Blubber | 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover | Paul Simon | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 408 | |
| 404 | Waterloo | ABBA | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 239 | |
| Just Chill, Rocco, Mole And Me | It's Still Rock And Roll To Me | Billy Joel | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 255 | |
| 404 Hey! | That's Amore | Dean Martin | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 220 | |
| Char 'Em Brown | Charlie Brown | The Coasters | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 183 | |
| Rhapsody | Tapestry | Carol King | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 195 | |
| Nuns'll Getcha | Come Together | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 230 | |
| When I Need | Where You Lead | Carole King | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 128 | |
| Italians (Revised) | Asylum | Supertramp | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 144 | |
| Smack, Pot Or Crack | Smack Water Jack | Carole King | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 264 | |
| Now Hillary Must Wait, She's Canned | I'm Henry The VIII, I Am | Herman's Hermits | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 175 | |
| Drivin' like Hell | Hide In your Shell | Supertramp | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 254 | |
| Unda Da See | Under The Sea - The Little Mermaid | Disney | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 755 | |
| Nukes Will Whack 'em For Sure | Lookin’ Out My Back Door | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 150 | |
| Out Of My Rear End | Up Around The Bend | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 156 | |
| OJ's Such A Bum | Someday Never Comes | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 181 | |
| Betcha My Holy Cow | Betcha By Golly, Wow | The Stylistics | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 201 | |
| Mennonite | Hey, Tonight | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 166 | |
| Loss'll Cheat Ya | Chiquitita | ABBA | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 177 | |
| It's Obama 'gainst McCain | Have You Ever Seen The Rain? | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 261 | |
| Donkey-Crat | Honky Cat | Elton John | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 187 | |
| Hiding Lancer | Tiny Dancer | Elton John | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 130 | |
| Our Mob | Your Song | Elton John | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 165 | |
| Already Zonked | Already Gone | The Eagles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 117 | |
| Joe The Plumber | Come Together | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 366 | |
| Mary Muddah, Bless Me Faddah (A Better Bum Scamp) | Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah (A Letter from Camp) | Allan Sherman | 4.9 | 5.0 | 4.9 | 194 | |
| Halloween | Dancing Queen | ABBA | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 239 | |
| For Our 'Ice' Only | For Your Eyes Only | Blondie | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 155 | |
| My Ride Has Died | The Tide Is High | Blondie | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 200 | |
| Ricky Don't Lucy Love Ya? | Rikki Don't Lose That Number | Steely Dan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 331 | |
| Did Tex Pull Town Names From A Barrel? | The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 325 | |
| Imbibed Quite High | The Tide Is High | Blondie | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 135 | |
| Wimpy Just Wants A Burger | Rikki Don't Lost That Number | Steely Dan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 226 | |
| Gaitano Man | Piano Man | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 159 | |
| He Stopped Helping Her Today | He Stopped Loving Her Today | George Jones | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 302 | |
| Gaitano Man (Revised) | Piano Man | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 132 | |
| Hung Girl | Young Girl | Gary Puckett And The Union Gap | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 176 | |
| Vito Scuffle | Lido Shuffle | Boz Scaggs | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 114 | |
| Hooked On The Killing | Hooked On A Feeling | B.J. Thomas | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 113 | |
| Unsubscribe This 404 | 25 or 6 to 4 | Chicago | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 131 | |
| El Trasho | El Paso | Marty Robbins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 137 | |
| Geography 101 Version II | Popeye The Sailor Man | Cartoon Theme Song | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 206 | |
| Hooked On The Stealing | Hooked On A Feeling | B.J. Thomas | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 126 | |
| Mike Hunt Quite Tagged Is He | My Country 'Tis of Thee | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 158 | |
| Now Don't Mess With Pounds, Get Slim | You Don't Mess Around With Jim | Jim Croce | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 117 | |
| Please Chill Out Your Senseless | Annie's Song | John Denver | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 81 | |
| Poison Hi-C | Poison Ivy | The Coasters | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 96 | |
| Failin' (404) | Sail on | Commodores | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 65 | |
| Hey Legal Woman | Evil woman | Electric Light Orchestra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 79 | |
| It's Kill Knock 'em Cold For Me | It's Still Rock and Roll to Me | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 88 | |
| Illegal Woman | Evil Woman | Electric Light Orchestra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 102 | |
| The Saber Ratt'lings | My Favorite Things | Julie Andrews | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 92 | |
| Boozy Sue | Susie Q | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 79 | |
| Law and Order | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 107 | |
| Heavy Man | Chevy Van | Sammy Johns | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 83 | |
| The Snitch Gets Whacked | The Bitch is Back | Elton John | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 103 | |
| Cops'll Getcha | Come Together | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 175 | |
| Our Cat | Our House | Crosby, Stills, and Nash | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 105 | |
| CM | FM | Steely Dan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 109 | |
| Hog Wash | Car Wash | Rose Royce | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 82 | |
| Down At The Coroner's | Down On The Corner | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 109 | |
| Please Sister Please | Please Mister. Please | Olivia Newton-John | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 70 | |
| Vortex At Bermuda Triangle | The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 82 | |
| Ho Rider | Low Rider | War | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 67 | |
| Pole Slider | Low Rider | War | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 76 | |
| Formula 409 | Love Potion Number 9 | The Searchers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 94 | |
| On My Load Again | On The Road Again | Willie Nelson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 99 | |
| Where's My American Land? | We're An American Band | Grand Funk Railroad | 4.7 | 4.9 | 4.8 | 84 | |
| Pure Mob | Your Song | Elton John | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 102 | |
| Sneeze Drops | Squeeze Box | The Who | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 98 | |
| Piece Mill Sleasy Dealing | Peaceful Easy Feeling | The Eagles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 82 | |
| Cold is "Ice" | Cold As Ice | Foreigner | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 91 | |
| Wasted Past The Limit | Take It To The Limit | The Eagles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 80 | |
| We've Just Been Fooled Again | We Won't Be fooled Again | The Who | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 94 | |
| With Her Golden Ware | Sister Golden Hair | America | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 75 | |
| Into Retro | In The Ghetto | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 101 | |
| Yikes How I've Fattened! | Nights In White Satin (extended version) | The Moody Blues | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 137 | |
| Rap Sings (Don't Say Much) | Sad Songs (Say So Much) | Elton John | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 118 | |
| Nuke Kid Around | New Kid In Town | The Eagles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 68 | |
| Errored 404 | When I'm Sixty-Four | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 100 | |
| Don't Trash The Wise | Don't Ask Me Why | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 78 | |
| Modem Hayesâ„¢ [1] | Purple Haze | Jimi Hendrix | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 65 | |
| Workin' Out My Brain Wash Cues | Workin' At The Car Wash Blues | Jim Croce | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 65 | |
| My Growl | My Girl | The Temptations | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 73 | |
| There's Just No Help, You're Bleeding | I Just Can't Help Believing | BJ Thomas | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 77 | |
| Techies, Hacks And Geeks | Gypsies, Tramps And Thieves | Cher | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 111 | |
| Rakin' In The Business | Takin Care Of Business | Bachman-Turner Overdrive | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 67 | |
| Dog Gone You | Song Sung Blue | Neil Diamond | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 60 | |
| Ate At McDonald'sâ„¢ | Lady Madonna | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 137 | |
| These Stupid Clichés | My Favorite Things | Julie Andrews | 4.9 | 5.0 | 4.9 | 103 | |
| But We're Bare | She's Not There | The Zombies | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 64 |
