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Song Parodies -> "Who Cut The Cheese?"

Original Song Title:

"Who'll Stop The Rain?"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Parody Song Title:

"Who Cut The Cheese?"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Like a fumey ember, they break without a sound.
Clouds unsav'ry formin', like fusion tightly wound.
Chem attack it wages, brings you to your knees;
Silent thunder, makes me wonder, who cut the cheese?

Air all filled with stench-a, leakin' smelter vapors form.
Envir'ment unstable, a spark could make it blow.
Running fans as paint peels, as we gag and wheeze.
Silent thunder, makes me wonder, who cut the cheese?

Fume that lingers stayin', out someone's rear door.
A cloud of foggy weather, like a noxious storm.
There is no ignorin', wind that brings this breeze.
Silent thunder, makes me wonder, who cut the cheese?

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 17

Voting Breakdown

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 3   0
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 4   1
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Laurence Dunne - January 16, 2004 - Report this comment
That one stunk! I had a wine and cheese party at my house one time and sent out the following invitations: "Bring your favorite wine, and we'll cut the cheese" 5's
Johnny D - January 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Guy, you have certainly written quite a PHEW parodies on this stinkin' topic. Have 5 pickled eggs with boston baked beans, sauerkraut, and raw broccoli to go.
Adagio - January 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Thru the smoggy screen I vote all 5's.....really good job, Guy!

Your parodies really have taken over my monitor..I see fumes coming out of it all the time.
David Chrenko - January 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Don't it make my brie turn bleu. Fumin' Fives.
Jack Wilson - January 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job!
Know 1 can hear you dream - January 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Who´ll stop these parodies about farting, that I wonder, yes I wonder (but the answer is probably blowing in the wind).
Tim Hall - January 16, 2004 - Report this comment
This parody makes me hungry for some White Castles (unfortunately, their outlets are not west of Kansas City and I live in Vegas).
Leah Lockhart - January 16, 2004 - Report this comment
When in doubt, blame it on the vegetarian. ;-O 5's
Peregrin - January 16, 2004 - Report this comment
5's for a parody that stinks!
Jonathan C. - January 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Stanky, but I mean that in a good way.
Paul Robinson - January 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Ah, Guy...this was "musical fruit" for my nostrils (and my brain). Had gotten hung up in the "dead babies" item discussion and this provided a breath of fresh air in comparison and I thank you most sincerely for resetting my default perspective to it's original settings for this site. Here to have fun, although I occasionally must veer off into political or social stuff when I feel strongly enough and need to express/vent. Farts away, Captain Flatulo!! Scower the mainsail and break out the Lysol and Air Freshener, we are again prepared to journey forth to the Farthest reaches of the Earth's posterior in search of stench. Our motley crue holds it nose and awaits the next odiferous ode. Ahoy! Captain, on the aft side, t'is Moby BUTTHOLE...Oh, Captain...he's gonna blow!!AAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!
Mari D - January 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Now that I've come to after being overcome... this reeks! Great job working with the feel of the original. It reminds me of an orchestra rehearsal last summer where someone near me in the WIND section kept firing off silent-but-deadlies. It was hard to play and gag at the same time!
Paul Robinson - January 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Mari D - the "Wind" section, eh? Most appropo (or "apoo-poo" ?). Yes, and on the flute I believe you must at times inhale rather sharply...couldn't be too pleasant standing behind the behind of a Master-Gas-Passer.
Meriadoc - January 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Fumey! Fumey! Fumey! This is now my new favorite word (replacing spork...) :-D
Claude Prez - January 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job Guy; hey maybe Rick should do "Loud Mari" (maybe not)
AussieBullDog - January 17, 2004 - Report this comment
They say he who denied it, supplied it. So I'm denying triple fives.
Rick D - January 17, 2004 - Report this comment
No, Claude, because then she's do "Ricky, You're Such A Bummer"
Guy - January 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks everyone for your support. This was a fun one to write - I'm getting used to writing with a gas mask on now.
Michael Pacholek - January 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Uh, Guy, this is not what I meant when I said, "You can't go wrong with a cheese parody." Nor is it what they meant when they said, "Ahhhh, the power of cheese!" But as Mel Brooks, who would certainly appreciate this, would say, "The only sin is not being funny."
2nz - January 22, 2004 - Report this comment
5's Guy. I'm a little late, so now it's 6-day-old stink.
Johnny D - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Restoring my previous 555 vote.
Joelle - September 25, 2004 - Report this comment
"Chem attack", "Silent thunder" LOL!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - September 28, 2004 - Report this comment
(Gross) A poetic piece about cutting cheese! Lovely! Silent but violent, loud and proud, smell from hell, lettin' loose with the juice,pestulent flatulence... *sniff sniff* Is that fives I smell?
Johnny D - September 28, 2004 - Report this comment
(Gross) Scratch and sniff above!
Agrimorfee - September 29, 2004 - Report this comment
(Gross)Eeewww!
Jeff Reuben - September 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Close to poop
Paul Robinson - September 30, 2004 - Report this comment
(Gross Contest) Gross job, Guy - 5's. See my above comments for further edificiation.
Claude Prez - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
I like this a lot more the second time around; I don't think I properly appreciated the title sub the first time. And as always, lots of clever matches to the original. Very good.

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