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Song Parodies -> "Back Room Dicing"

Original Song Title:

"Bad Moon Rising"

Original Performer:

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Parody Song Title:

"Back Room Dicing"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

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Dicing in back room I'm apprising,
Cranky some doubles hit the tray,
Might be an earthquake turn them rightin',
I see my dimes all gone away.

Don't throw down tonight,
If you lose you'll piss your wife,
There in back room tossin' dice.

I hear some winnin' came from blowin',
Onto the bones before they're threwn.
I feel shivers as I'm throwin',
What be the choice I wage could ruin.

I'll thrown down tonight,
Toss a round and hope it's rife,
In the back room tossin' dice.
All night.

Hope to get some bling to gather,
Hope no one dis-repaired the die.
Brows like worked into sweaty lather,
Snake eyes have taken out this guy.

Well, I threw down tonight,
And she's bound to know, your wife,
Tried to shoot moon with the dice.

When go home tonight,
Not a sound, don't wake the wife,
She will know soon when dawn rise.

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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Stan Hall - March 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Funny, Guy ... How 'bout a like-themed follow-up using, say, "Stagger Lee" or "Luck Be A Lady Tonight"? :-)
AFW - March 04, 2008 - Report this comment
One of several fun things to do on our knees.....excellent gamble ramble, here
alvin - March 04, 2008 - Report this comment
fives and that ain't no crap(s)...especially liked "disrepaired the dice"
Guy - March 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Stan - I'll give that some thought but I have so many other things going right now which you will see in the coming week to week and a half. Don't miss what I put out tomorrow.

AFW - Thanks Farce, I really Kneeded that mental image. I actually laughed out loud at it. Nice come back. Thanks!

Alvin - you are too kind sir. Thanks.
Invisible Boy - March 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Next time buy your dice at the 7-11...and don't play if loaded
Guy - March 04, 2008 - Report this comment
No problem Invisaboy since I do not imbibe in strong spirit beverage. I used to years ago and did enough stupid for two lifetimes. But this parody is really about another matter all together. You gotta read between the party lines here.
LadyCupCakes - March 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Cute pair o'dice, Sir Guy! ~Le Marquis of Wise Dice ~
Guy - March 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Thou hast once again put me at your debt with your more than kind commentary, M'Lady. I am at once and again upon the receiving end of your benefactory appreciation. It always brings me pleasure to see your hand graced upon my scribings.
Peregrin - March 04, 2008 - Report this comment
I rolled three 5's for you!
Guy - March 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks Pip, that is a good trick since we are only suppossed to use two dice but you know about dirty politics and bad crap.
MrMacphisto - March 04, 2008 - Report this comment
I had thought this would be about Superdelegates and the like, but great job anyway... 5-5-5
Guy - March 04, 2008 - Report this comment
MrMacphisto- but it is. The whole thing going on in Texas with Hillary is a crap shoot. I have the best disguised political parody of the day. You have to read between party lines in this parody.

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