Song Parodies -> I'll Be Chining Myself A Lot This Christmas
| Original Song Title: | "It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas" |
| Original Performer: | Perry Como & The Fontaine Sisters |
| Parody Song Title: | "I'll Be Chining Myself A Lot This Christmas" |
| Parody Written by: | Guy DiRito |
I'll be chining myself a lot this Christmas,
Hey, look out below,
Steadily gaining five to ten,
Bingering once again,
Drinking champagne and wines of red dago.
I'll be chining myself a lot this Christmas,
Pigging out hardcore,
I am pretty obsessed you see,
I'm so jolly feeding me,
Double chins galore.
Fare of jello salad fruits and beer without the roots,
That ice cream from Jerry and Ben.
I eat so much stock, gotta go for a walk.
I take a jaunt but then,
I go and eat another plate,
And drool drips down one chin.
I'll be chining myself a lot this Christmas,
Hey, look out below,
A buffet spree at the Grand Hotel,
I'm eating very well.
Food of all kind that's all lined in a row.
I'll be chining myself a lot this Christmas,
Chins go a la carte,
Diet thing I can do in spring, then,
I'll pay for this binge fling.
Scale goes off the chart.
[Short Inter-food]
Fare of jello salad fruits and beer without the roots,
That ice cream from Jerry and Ben.
I eat so much stock, gotta go for a walk.
I take a jaunt but then,
I go and eat another plate,
And drool drips down my chin.
I'll be chining myself a lot this Christmas,
Chins go a la carte,
Diet thing I can do in spring, then,
I'll pay for this binge fling.
Scale goes off the chart.
Hey, look out below,
Steadily gaining five to ten,
Bingering once again,
Drinking champagne and wines of red dago.
I'll be chining myself a lot this Christmas,
Pigging out hardcore,
I am pretty obsessed you see,
I'm so jolly feeding me,
Double chins galore.
Fare of jello salad fruits and beer without the roots,
That ice cream from Jerry and Ben.
I eat so much stock, gotta go for a walk.
I take a jaunt but then,
I go and eat another plate,
And drool drips down one chin.
I'll be chining myself a lot this Christmas,
Hey, look out below,
A buffet spree at the Grand Hotel,
I'm eating very well.
Food of all kind that's all lined in a row.
I'll be chining myself a lot this Christmas,
Chins go a la carte,
Diet thing I can do in spring, then,
I'll pay for this binge fling.
Scale goes off the chart.
[Short Inter-food]
Fare of jello salad fruits and beer without the roots,
That ice cream from Jerry and Ben.
I eat so much stock, gotta go for a walk.
I take a jaunt but then,
I go and eat another plate,
And drool drips down my chin.
I'll be chining myself a lot this Christmas,
Chins go a la carte,
Diet thing I can do in spring, then,
I'll pay for this binge fling.
Scale goes off the chart.
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LOL! Red dago wine, is that the homemade stuff?
LOL
Me chub-boy. Me can relate. Me now go eat big plate. 5's
Diva - Is there any other kind of Dago Red except for the homemade kind? I can remember all the old timers on my street which was called little Italy, come fall, they were all brewin' and fermentin' that robust nectar. That stuff was some powerful hooch.
Grandma & Grandpa, made the same brand. %-)!!!!
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