-> "My Ride Has Died"
Original Song Title:
"The Tide Is High" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"My Ride Has Died"
My ride has died and it's broken down,
My warranty has over run.
It was a fine old Ford that gave up then just sat,
Work on the rings were due and needs a tuning bad,
Nuts and the way to screw are things machinery.
I'm not the kind of girl, who fixes her own flat,
My ride won't fly 'cause it's broken down,
It's gonna be in junker slum.
What that grill went through, and see that fan,
Take this old crate here, into scrap turn.
I took a tiny tour, that’s when it choked and spat.
My drive train's fried, it's not moving on,
Must leave it be 'cause it did succumb
Did succumb, did succumb.
I took her for a whirl; she gave up just like that.
------ Instrumental ------
Now this girl hunts through used cars and vans,
But I must wait 'til my tax return.
I've got to find some roll, that won't give out like that-at.
A ride I'll buy and get moving on,
Not gonna be some junker scum.
Junker scum, Junker scum.
My ride has died, I'm not moving on,
I'm gonna be on bus route run.
My drive train's fried, as it slumbers done,
I'm gonna be a walkin' some...
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