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Song Parodies -> "No Brain, No Spark, But Now He's King"

Original Song Title:

"The Rain, The Park, And Other Things"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Cowsills

Parody Song Title:

"No Brain, No Spark, But Now He's King"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

He's got only half a brain,
Brain stops, steroids cause blur.
They shrivelled up his pair,
Not very versatile-y.

He lacks clue (lacks clue lacks clue lacks clue lacks clue),
He is not so snappy (snappy snappy).
(He's just not very snappy)
Muscles in his hair,
Power everywhere.

Ahrold:

I luf to powwa curl,
My brain I do deny,
Cause I'm a muzz-cell guy.
I luf to powwa curl,
I'm into meat not mind,
Keeping a tight behind.
(Tight behind).

He reached his weight lifting plateau,
(Plateau plateau).
He trialed on to see.
Hollywood was planned,
Then Conan set his name in stone.

Still no clue (No clue no clue no clue no clue),
But he was not flabby, (flabby flabby).
(And he is still not real flabby).
Muscles in his hair,
Power everywhere.

Ahrold:

I luf to powwa curl,
My brain I do deny,
Cause I'm a muzz-cell guy.
I luf to powwa curl,
I'm into meat not mind,
Keeping a tight behind.
(Tight behind).

Suddenly ol' Gray was through,
(I'll think I'll run).
I'll turn dem on mit my brawn.
(My vife haz dough)
He pulled from the left, now he's the Cal-lee-forn-ya man.

Still no clue (No clue no clue no clue no clue),
But he was not flabby, (flabby flabby).
(And he is still not real flabby).
Muscles in his hair,
Power everywhere.

Still loves to power curl,
He turned his fantasy, into his dream you see.
I luf to powwa curl,
His brawn showed him the way to beat ol' Gray today.
(Gray today).
I luf to powwa curl,
He turned his fantasy, into his dream you see.

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Adagio - October 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Finally found the midi..it was worth it when I put your words in there. :D Excellent job!!
Johnny D - October 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Guy, keep on pumpin' that parody-iron, dude! You bench-pressed 555 pounds on my scale with this muscle-bound masterpiece.
John Jenkins - October 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Good parody, Guy. I think you are a little hard on Arnold because he clearly has more of a clue than his predecessor, but I voted for McLintock for some of the reasons that you suggest.
Guy - October 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks - All - And JJ, actually I like Ahrnold. He is just so easy to make fun of. I don't really believe that he is a stupid man. Stupid men don't make success for themselves as he has. It's just his image that I'm jerking around here. As for how well he governs, we will have to wait and see.
Wild Man - October 27, 2003 - Report this comment
We're gonna have fun with Ahnold for a long time, LOL!
Michael Pacholek - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Guy's right. Arnold isn't stupid. He's in over his head. Guy's also right when he says that stupid men don't make success for themselves. They get their father's and brother's friends to do it for them.
Guy - October 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks all for your comments and votes. And Mike, I'm just glad I don't live in California and Arnold and Gray are not the only reasons.

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