He's got only half a brain,
Brain stops, steroids cause blur.
They shrivelled up his pair,
Not very versatile-y.

He lacks clue (lacks clue lacks clue lacks clue lacks clue),
He is not so snappy (snappy snappy).
(He's just not very snappy)
Muscles in his hair,
Power everywhere.

Ahrold:

I luf to powwa curl,
My brain I do deny,
Cause I'm a muzz-cell guy.
I luf to powwa curl,
I'm into meat not mind,
Keeping a tight behind.
(Tight behind).

He reached his weight lifting plateau,
(Plateau plateau).
He trialed on to see.
Hollywood was planned,
Then Conan set his name in stone.

Still no clue (No clue no clue no clue no clue),
But he was not flabby, (flabby flabby).
(And he is still not real flabby).
Muscles in his hair,
Power everywhere.

Ahrold:

I luf to powwa curl,
My brain I do deny,
Cause I'm a muzz-cell guy.
I luf to powwa curl,
I'm into meat not mind,
Keeping a tight behind.
(Tight behind).

Suddenly ol' Gray was through,
(I'll think I'll run).
I'll turn dem on mit my brawn.
(My vife haz dough)
He pulled from the left, now he's the Cal-lee-forn-ya man.

Still no clue (No clue no clue no clue no clue),
But he was not flabby, (flabby flabby).
(And he is still not real flabby).
Muscles in his hair,
Power everywhere.

Still loves to power curl,
He turned his fantasy, into his dream you see.
I luf to powwa curl,
His brawn showed him the way to beat ol' Gray today.
(Gray today).
I luf to powwa curl,
He turned his fantasy, into his dream you see.