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Song Parodies -> "Jungle In The Bung Hole"

Original Song Title:

"Bungle In The Jungle"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jethro Tull

Parody Song Title:

"Jungle In The Bung Hole"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

A proctor is looking in private compartments,
Must look up your hiney, relax please don't be tense.
He's gonna rock and roll up Hershey highway,
Heating up butts with a proctoscopic relay.
Pryin' a finger up in your cool arrow,
The sedative's hazy you scream in falsetto.

A jungle in your bung hole, seems that's what he sees.
Just a finger in a lubed glove,
And a long snake to clean the debris.

Is that a turd, there's a need of some fresh air,
Like jaws there in back hear the drill as it starts to bear.
You feel it tightening as probing goes through your sphincter,
Wishin' you'd given those 'roids a shrinker.
He knows you had tombstone cheeze pizza for dinner,
'Cause he's probin' way on inside of your inner.

A jungle in your bung hole, seems that's what he sees.
Just a finger in a lubed glove,
And a long snake to clean the debris.

Upriver he spots a block of bile nasties,
And soon you'll be shittin' and shakin' your ass.
Now you're feelin' the strife as he's mowin' the lawn,
And it burns like a gas jet the numbness is gone.
He lights up your bung hole,
You run out the room,
So junky a feeling, next time you'll eat prunes.

A jungle in your bung hole, seems that's what he sees.
Just a finger in a lubed glove,
And a long snake to clean the debris.

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Pacing: 3.6
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 8

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Guy - February 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Care to comment NUMBER 2?
Michael - February 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Look it's my opinion like you have on mine!
Adagio - February 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Gross!!! :D But, good! 5's
Johnny D - February 01, 2004 - Report this comment
What Adagio said, Guy! Can't wait for the sequel: "Rollin'...rollin'...rollin' down your colon" !! 5's
Michael - February 01, 2004 - Report this comment
eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww
Jack Wilson - February 01, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL! Good job, 5's!
Meriadoc - February 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Waaaaaay more detail than I needed to read, but that is what makes it good...
Guy - February 01, 2004 - Report this comment
JD - You inspired this one, thanks.

Merry - Sorry if I got into your comfort zone. - Actually, no I'm not, haha, thanks.

Thanks to all who voted and commented.
Adam Moses - August 09, 2004 - Report this comment
I DON'T GET IT! AMIRIGHT IS A GODDAMN POPULARITY CONTEST, ISN'T IT?!?

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