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Song Parodies -> "Bait-ly Woman"

Original Song Title:

"Witchy Woman"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Bait-ly Woman"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

For a Youtube look and listen to the OS of The Eagles' "Witchy Woman" click HERE

Maiden's lair, she nudely strips,
Drops fly down like springer drips.
Got no choices is his plight,
Her relentless spirit will bring endless night.

Whoo hooo, Bait-ly woman, see now why she di-i-i-ies,
Whoo hooo, Batesy woman, Mom's out the tomb say good by-y-y-ye.

She yelled a hell sound filled with fright. (wooooh)
Lancing death blows; he's wired tight.
Crazy crafter, is his mother loon?
But he whoa-ed her life on mattress with some poison prune.

Yooo hooo, Batesy woman, she now eyes demi-i-i-ise,
Yooo hooo, Bait-ly woman, she's got real soon have-ta di-i-i-ie.

(Ah ahh-ahh ahh, ah-a-ah, uh uh-uh, uh uh-uh-uh-uh)
(Ah ahh-ahh ahh, ah-a-ah, uh uh-uh, uh uh-uh-uh-uh)

Well you know you love your mother,
Let's you have no lover.
You ain't thinking with no level head.
And there's some roomers going down,
Keep Mom underground,
Then she'll shock you at the right time 'til their skin bleeds red.

OOOh hooo bait-ly woman, she how nice she di-i-i-ies,
OOOh hooo Batesy woman, You've got Norm tuned to your gui-i-i-se.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 6

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Stan Hall - March 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Whoo-hoo stiched-up woman, she donate you triple five ... :-)
John Barry - March 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Another entry in the "Psycho" hall of fame.
adagio - March 11, 2008 - Report this comment
This is a facinating one, Guy! 5's
alvin - March 11, 2008 - Report this comment
wow...great one....the words fit perfectly with the creepy tone of the OS
Wit-Woman - March 11, 2008 - Report this comment
555 for this Baitley witchy Woman.
Guy - March 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Mr. Stan - Was busy the past two evenings - where does the time go? and I haven't been able to comment on other's parodies as I should. I wll get to most of them as time permits. Can't get on amiright at work but that is probably a good thing to keep me out of dutch with the bosses. Thanks for enjoying this - it was my pleasure to present it.

Sir John of P2K - Perhaps Alvin and I wll someday make a rock opera to this thing if anyone thinks mine is good enough. There is no doubt with Alvin's stuff. Congrats on that 2K mark and your goal of the 200 plus "Spell" parodies.

Alvin - without you these would probably have never happened. What can I say but THANKS, friend.

Pat - Thank you and as I remember you did some on this OS yourself and they were not at all shabby, in fact quite good as I recall. Write us another, friend.

M'Lady This knight is pleased to have your sweet favour.. Me thanks, M'lady.

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