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Song Parodies -> "Cisco Tech"
Original Song Title:
"Cisco Kid"
Original Performer:
War
Parody Song Title:
"Cisco Tech"
Parody Written by:
Guy DiRito
The Lyrics
The Cisco router's falling fast behind
The Cisco tech says take it down off line
Re sync risky pronto gets maligned
System stats say router not defined
The net's down at the port, no bios strand
A melt down from a short, high net demand
Traffic halted, do a virus scan
Router faulted; hackers from Iran
Design flaws; hackers pinging down the port
Go withdraw the trusts; dump a full report
Cisco tech says here's your last resort
Brand new database we must import
They load the subset, source they then conceal
They code the octet, force the trust to seal
Closed a window pass word was revealed
Launched a window hacker's fate now sealed
The Cisco tech he is a friend of mine
The Cisco tech he keeps our six in line
The Cisco tech he watches our behind
The Cisco tech none better will you find
The Cisco tech he keeps our six in line
The Cisco tech he is a friend of mine
The Cisco tech none better will you find
The Cisco tech he watches our behind
The Cisco tech none better will you find
The Cisco tech he watches our behind
The Cisco tech he keeps our six in line
The Cisco tech he is a friend of mine
[fade]
The Cisco tech says take it down off line
Re sync risky pronto gets maligned
System stats say router not defined
The net's down at the port, no bios strand
A melt down from a short, high net demand
Traffic halted, do a virus scan
Router faulted; hackers from Iran
Design flaws; hackers pinging down the port
Go withdraw the trusts; dump a full report
Cisco tech says here's your last resort
Brand new database we must import
They load the subset, source they then conceal
They code the octet, force the trust to seal
Closed a window pass word was revealed
Launched a window hacker's fate now sealed
The Cisco tech he is a friend of mine
The Cisco tech he keeps our six in line
The Cisco tech he watches our behind
The Cisco tech none better will you find
The Cisco tech he keeps our six in line
The Cisco tech he is a friend of mine
The Cisco tech none better will you find
The Cisco tech he watches our behind
The Cisco tech none better will you find
The Cisco tech he watches our behind
The Cisco tech he keeps our six in line
The Cisco tech he is a friend of mine
[fade]
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