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Song Parodies -> "Now Ends The Craze"

Original Song Title:

"Those Were The Days"

Original Performer:

Caroll O'Conner & Jean Stapleton

Parody Song Title:

"Now Ends The Craze"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Boy, it's been a killer day!
Next week watch the Rose Parade.
Gifts some bought and some home made,
So ends the craze.

I got a tie and ball point pen,
A pack of underwear, size ten,
A mess of dry pine needles cloggin' my Hoover again.

Christmas meal we ate and ate,
Must have gained a ton of weight,
Christmas ever shall be great,
Now ends the craze.

But wait we still got one more day,
After Christmas sales in play,
Blisters on my feet, how can I out manuever the fray?

Stores all open up at eight,
The crowds are gonna be irate,
After Christmas sales are great,
Out of my way!

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Pacing: 4.0
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Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 4

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Adagio - December 26, 2003 - Report this comment
I ain'y gettin' out in THAT mess! 5's
Adagio - December 26, 2003 - Report this comment
I mean 'ain't', not ain'y.
Melhi - December 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job, Guy. Hey, since you're going out, anyway, could you pick up some batteries for me, so I don't have to venture out in it? **big grin**
Jude Rodamer - December 26, 2003 - Report this comment
5-5-5 Very nicely done.
Johnny D - December 27, 2003 - Report this comment
I watched an "All In The Family" episode today - that was a great sitcom - and this is a great parody! 5's

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