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Original Song Title:

"Dancing Queen"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

DKTOS? Click HERE for the OS of "Dancing Queen performed by ABBA.


Necromance, un-alive, having no time left for life,
Boo-ooo-ooo, see that girl, watch her scream, gettin' on Halloween.

Fright day-lights and the lanterns glow,
Spooking out as you face death row.
Werewolves bay as they smack lips, getting stuff so sweet,
You're dressin' up for trick or treat.
Any body you see that died,
Spiders hung and a broomstick ride.
With a bit of Goth music, evil things malign,
Get set the mood for a trance,
And when they start the chants...

This night is Halloween, trick or treat, bloody guillotine,
Gnashing scene, feel the bite of the wolverine. Oh yeah!
Candlemass, "IT'S ALIVE!", Norman Bates crime taking life,
Boo-ooo-ooo, "War of Worlds", silent scream, diggin' on Halloween.

Chiller Theater, [1] the TV's on,
Watch "The Burning", [2] a prank gone wrong.
Kooking out on Bates' mother, what her son will do!
He's into crude necromance.
That's when he'll slice and gnash...

Today is Halloween, morgue slab suite, boney severings,
Halloween, trick or treat or they'll get real mean, Oh yeah!
Giant ants, cooked alive, droppin' a dime on a life,
Boo-ooo-ooo, blood curdle, witches scream, diggin' on Halloween.
Diggin' on halloween...


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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 13

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Andrew D. Lacroix - October 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Great dig. You found the proverbial Giant Pumpkin way before Linus ever could. Good grief. 555 pieces of candy for you.
Tim Mayfield - October 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Clever and well paced, only stumbled once 'He's into crude necromance' has one too many syllables. But all the other fantastic lines and pacing I still give it full marks. Good choice (even though I hate TOS). :-)
alvin - October 31, 2008 - Report this comment
most crammed a lot of creepiness into this (even mr. bates) it
Christie Marie M - October 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Happy Halloween, Guy!! This is one kind of parody that should be played at a Halloween Party! Speaking of which, every year one of my friends throws a Halloween Party where we could dance, dress up, watch horror movies, and eat pizza. However, I still miss Phase 1 of Halloween, which is to go trick-or-treating! Let me tell you, you put the SPOOK in Spooky!! You brought the whole Halloween festival to life! I wanna give a shout out to a well paced, well read parody!!! 555.
renaldo - October 31, 2008 - Report this comment
5-5-5 for the parody and also 5-5-5 for the link to Chiller Theatre! Looking over all the movies they played reminded me of my local monster movie channel in CO called Creature Features. My cousin in SD watched Midnight Macabre. These stations around the country were indispensible in the warping (in a good way) of young minds.
HallowedQueen - October 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Guy, I'm hittin' on Halloween tonight! Got my caldron cookin' bright! love this Lord Guy, ~ Le Duc aux Hallowed Halls~
John Barry - October 31, 2008 - Report this comment
ABBA's truly scary. Love the way you staked em.
AFW - October 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Fine synopsis of the scary day
Stan Hall - October 31, 2008 - Report this comment
.... song's a scream, of crop the cream .... Guy DiRito reigns supreme ...
Peregrin - November 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Laughed all the way through, Guy!
John Jenkins - November 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Excellent title substitution and a timely and entertaining spoof of a fun holiday.

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