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Song Parodies -> "This Food Is Just For Men"

Original Song Title:

"We Don't Get Fooled Again"

Original Performer:

The Who

Parody Song Title:

"This Food Is Just For Men"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

We love our spuds and meats,
And those pickled up pigs feet.
All the morsels that we worship we so long,
And that Manwich stirs us on.
And that fudge mint ate it gone,
Take pride in Shogun flings 'til early dawn.

I'll eat my hat 'fore I'll eat substitution,
Eat men's chow at a men's institution.
Eat it rare double cheese and ground round,
Then smoke a big cigar and say,
This food is OK,
And I'll make this decree today,
This Food is just for men.

Then chase it with some rum,
151 proof stong,
And we don't like it, no jello molds at all.
We just love to eat wild game,
We're right home on the range.
Table manners are not shown, whatever for?

I'll eat my hat 'fore I'll eat substitution,
Eat men's chow at a men's institution.
Eat it rare double cheese and ground round,
Then smoke a big cigar and say,
This food is OK,
And I'll make this decree today,
This Food is just for men.
Yo, Ho!

Those Keebler Elves double choc'late's a ride,
We don't eat anything we don't test drive.
Hoagies wrapped in paper with swiss cheese and rye,
But it just don't need homogenized to fly.
Ohhh yeah!

Just something about meats,
So just don't try no quiche on me,
And still Shogun's is our place, for stir fry.
There is never no food left,
We eat everything in sight,
And our hunger's all grown stronger overnight.


I'll eat my hat 'fore I'll eat substitution,
Eat men's chow at a men's institution.
Eat it rare double cheese and ground round,
Then smoke a big cigar and say,
This food is OK,
And I'll make this decree today,
This Food is just for men.
Food is just for men.
Yo, ho.!

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Taste this new sauce,
Taste's like the old sauce.

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Pacing: 3.0
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Johnny D - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment
ARRRH MATEY, that be manly grub ye be servin' to the crew, arrrh!!! I give ye 555 mugs of grog fer that manly grub!!

"Captain, the men haven't eaten in days!!!

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Diva - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment
I think what people like to eat is due to culture, not gender. Still, I think your parody is worthy of Fives! Great job!
Paul Robinson - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Guy, I had to read the "Keebler elves" verse a few times to see if the pace really fit. You have to read it just right, but if you do, it does. And so does the parody. 5-5-5
Rick D - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Until you get gout, Great job.
Meriadoc - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Very guy, Guy! Quite quiche, I mean kitsch... ;-)
Michael Pacholek - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Diva's right, it's culture that makes Guy eat that stuff. Sometimes I think Sherman burned the wrong State.
Wild Man - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Your food is making me hungry, think I'll go get 555 chalupas.
Adagio - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment
WM...555 Chalupas? Talk about stuffed!!

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