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Song Parodies -> "Dr. Romano"

Original Song Title:

"Mr. Roboto"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Styx

Parody Song Title:

"Dr. Romano"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Romano is the difficult to deal with ER dept. chief on NBC's ER. He bit the dust in the episode that aired on NBC on 11/20/03. His last line on the show went something like this: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!http://www.nbc.com/ER/episode_guide/211.htmlDon't think he will be all that much missed. This parody is the character's tribute.
Oh no, He's so splat-o, Dr. Romano
Ah-ah uh-oh all he could say.
Oh no, He's so splat-o, Dr. Romano
That chopper fell from the sky.

The spinning rotor fan,
(Piqued, piqued, he's lookin' piqued)
Chopped off his arm and hand,
(Piqued, piqued, he's lookin' piqued)
And then his ass got canned,
(Piqued, piqued, he's lookin' piqued)
He was the one armed man.

It was no secret he's been getting,
under their skin,
He had them fumin', he had them boiling,
he liked bein' him.
And he was always acting angry,
his ass was despised,
A nasty man too, he needed no one,
Their butt's he did ride.
He had too much drive-just way too much drive.
Now he has died, no longer alive.

Self will control nut, seeking promotions,
He's out of his tree.
He does not help you, gives you problems,
He's just what you see.
He's such a zero, a non survivor,
he's now off the show.
The whirling chopper, what were the chances?
Got out of control.
It started to roll-they lost all control.
Started to roll-they all lost control.

First was a severed hand,
(Piqued, piqued, he's lookin' piqued)
The surgeon minds his task,
(Piqued, piqued, he's lookin' piqued)
The last thing that he sees,
(Piqued, piqued, he's lookin' piqued)
A chopper fallin' free.

Oh no, He's so splat-o, Dr. Romano...Oh no oh no.
Oh no, He's so splat-o, Dr. Romano...Oh no oh no.
Oh no, He's so splat-o, Dr. Romano...Oh no oh no.
Oh no, He's so splat-o, Dr. Romano,
Oh no, He's so splat-o, Dr. Romano,
Oh no, He's so splat-o, Dr. Romano,
Oh no, He's so splat-o, Dr. Romano,
Think you just went crunch, Dr. Romano.
Making all our jobs worse than you had to.
That chopper packed a punch, Dr. Romano,
So now they've got to scrape up just what's left of you.
Blank you-blank you, blank you.
They want to blank you, geez, blank you.

Ohhhh-oh Ah-ah

He now is history,
Now off of my TV.
Serene, no more his jive,
He's been eradicised.

He's fin'lly gone at last,
(Piqued, piqued, he's lookin' piqued)
A chopper smashed his ass,
(Piqued, piqued, he's lookin' piqued)
Now everyone is free,
(Piqued, piqued, he's lookin' piqued)
Peace and serenity...

The kill-joy! kill-joy! kill-joy! kill-joy!

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Adagio - November 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Good one, Guy. D 5's
Jonathan C. - November 23, 2003 - Report this comment
On Dr. Romano: Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. (Not the sarcasm here.) Now if they can just dismember the rest of the cast. :/
Michael Pacholek - November 24, 2003 - Report this comment
I would've thought Guy was a huge Romano fan. Or am I sinking back into cheese parodies? OK, Mike, get your mind back on something important... like Alex Kingston... Mmmm, British redheads...
Guy - November 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Mike, I do like romano, but just the cheese kind not the doctor kind. It's just not spaghetti without romano.
Diva - December 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Like your Romano parody, Guy!
Agrimorfee - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment
There's no better way to end a parody of "Roboto", is there?! :)
Leah Lockhart - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment
How on earth did I miss this??? ROFLMAO.

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