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Song Parodies -> "Hey There Boney Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Hey There Lonely Girl"

Original Performer:

Eddie Holman

Parody Song Title:

"Hey There Boney Girl"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Yo there boney girl, boney girl,
Would you like some ala carte to chew?
Yo there boney girl, boney girl,
Don't you know this baloney's good too?

You say you're broke and can't afford the food at cost,
And you might pass away.
You could eat some food that's canned,
Or a fish fry, some mystery meat, OK?
Yo there boney girl, boney girl
Don't you know this baloney's good too?
Oh my, boney girl. boney girl,
Don't you know this baloney's good too?

How 'bout some oily tater chips with some French dip,
Or a green pickle dill?
Get a nice New York strip right off the grill,
Or have some lucky charms with me.
Yo there boney girl, boney girl
Don't you know this baloney's good too?

Oh my, boney girl. boney girl,
Don't you know this baloney's good too?
Oh my, boney girl. boney girl,
Don't you know this baloney's good too?

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Pat - August 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Now how ..I say...how boney is that? She needs some good ole' fried chicken. Good job.
Michael Pacholek - August 15, 2003 - Report this comment
I realize this isn't well-known, but Ruby & the Romantics did "Hey There Lonely Boy" in 1963. But Eddie Holman's version is the more familiar.
Guy DiRito - August 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice to know - Maybe you'd lke to do a gay version of it somehow?

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