Viagra, you're making things hard,
You're breaking down impotence daily.
Oh Viagra, get down with the sleaze,
She's begging and pleased with your bone.

Viagra, erections that last,
Four hours a consequence risky.
So Viagra, could make your heart seize,
You risk hard disease as you moan.
As you moan.

Making love takes all afternoon with Viagra,
Chargin' up your plume. (making love)
You're still up, it's been three days,
You can't get out of bed,
'Cause your tool won't de-raise.

Viagra, you're making things hard,
You're breaking down impotence daily.
Oh Viagra, get down with the sleaze,
She's begging and pleased with your bone.

---- Continuous Intergenital Interlude ----

Masturbation,
You've killed her, she's dead,
She fell to the floor, she's not napping.

Masturbation,
You've killed her, she's dead,
She fell to the floor, she's not napping.