-> "Brainy Day Phone Jerks"
Original Song Title:
"Rainy Day Woman #12 & 35 (Everybody Must Get Stoned)" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Brainy Day Phone Jerks"
Well, they'll phone ya when you're chillin' in the hood.
They'll phone ya just 'cause they knew they could.
They'll phone ya when you're cell is set to roam.
They'll phone ya when you're sittin' on the throne.
Say, can you hear me now from this zone?
Verizon guy with his phone.
They'll phone ya and they'll try to be discreet.
They'll phone ya and they'll fool ya with deceit.
They'll phone ya and they'll ask you if you snore.
They're phonin' cause they have relief galore.
Verizon guy is back with his phone,
Somebody said he's been cloned.
They'll phone ya 'til they make you feel unstable.
They'll phone ya on fiber optic cable.
They'll phone ya to impeach an old lame duck.
They'll phone ya from outside in their truck.
Some day Verizon guy may be all alone,
Pull the service on his phone!
They'll phone ya and they'll try to be your friend.
Then, They'll phone ya and can't seem to find the end.
They'll phone you from a-near or from afar.
Even phone ya from places like Qatar.
There's no way you can ever feel alone,
As long as they got their phone.
They'll phone you and they'll talk to you alone.
They'll even phone ya to sell a phone.
They'll phone you to show you how to save.
They'll phone you 'til you're cold down on in your grave.
So now don't you feel so all alone,
When you hear that dial tone.
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