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Song Parodies -> "Mr Webcam"

Original Song Title:

"Mr Sandman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Chordettes

Parody Song Title:

"Mr Webcam"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum,
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum.

On my webcam video stream,
Saw me a flutist, she played so serene,
She licked her lips and her head went lower,
This hottie mama was a fine horn blower.
Webcam, no more I roam,
I get the hotties right here at home.
Now I have a magic screen,
Mr webcam X-rate a scene.

Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum,
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum.

Mr webcam's making me steam,
That babe's the nudest I've ever seen.
I'm tunin' in as she is bendin' over,
But when she showed her face she looked like rover.
Webcam, I hear them moan,
This really beats that sex on the phone.
You can pay with plastic green.
Mr webcam what a machine!

Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum,
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum.

Mr webcam (Female voice Yessss oh yessss!) look at 'im reem,
That guy's in paradise, it's almost obscene.
Focus that camera close for watchin' crotchy,
Where do they get those girls, that hooker's raunchy.
Mr webcam, better than gold (better than gold),
Show me your peachy, oh please don't withhold.
Love that bold erotic scene,
Mr webcam bring us, slease, slease, slease,
Mr webcam X-rate my screen.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 9

Voting Breakdown

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Jack Wilson - March 17, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was HILARIOUS!! 555!!!!!
Johnny D - March 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Arrrrrrh, ye jus' knew ol'Johnny D would get in here an' five yer fer this salty sea chanty, arrrrrh !!
Adagio - March 17, 2004 - Report this comment
I like the 'bum, bum, bum, bum.................................................'. Kind of sets the scene, already. Funny!!!!!!!!!!!! 5's
Rick D - March 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Watch what you say about those flutists!
Paul Robinson - March 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Guy, JEEZ, I ALMOST missed this one! When I was looking at the Original song Title's on today's entries "Mr. Sandman" didn't really ring any bells with me...Good thing I saw the "Comments". You really did a Masterful job here. Bursting with double-entendres and innuendo. Lots of loose ends in your subject matter but none in your work... You know, this would make a Fantastic Musical Parody Video...
2nz - March 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Very good. But something about it just doesn't really grab me. It's a little too blatant for my tastes, I guess, so I'd be the 4 on 'funny'.
Robert J. Pagliaro - March 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Guy, what can I say? Great job here. Agreed, it projects an immediate visual - especially if were performed by you. By the way, is it flutist or flautist?
Lil Wheezie Kaspyr - March 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Hee Hee, I had an asthma attack laffin!!!!
griff - November 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Been trying to remember who sang this song, stumbled on your version, Very funny, I am in Australia so your page will be winging it's way round the world.

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