Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Stupid"

Original Song Title:

"Cupid"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Sam Cooke

Parody Song Title:

"Stupid"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Stupid can be fun to watch someone else hard at it.
Stupid, some things won't go.
The speed of light we know.
Think what the speed of dark must be, must be.
Stupid, I don't know why, parkways on them we drive,
And driveways are there to park for free.

This next one's gonna slaughter you, it's such a big mess,
"Headless Corpse in Topless Bar" so the headlines profess,
Space ship doing light speed travel lickity split,
Will headlights emit?

Stupid, water will flow, add what, I do not know,
If it's the powered kind, you see, you see.
Stupid, I don't know why, you see these ads that they fly,
"Big Sale - Last Week", missed it, aw gee.

Now stupid are some signs out on the highway we see,
The sign says "eat here and get gas, our air pump is free".
No dogs allowed except for those that blind people deal,
Who's reading this bill?

Morbid, some come to know, a high-er wage, oh no.
And asphalt's not rectal disease, oh please.
Stupid, oh my oh my, tumor to clarify,
In not an extra pair you see.

Now, stupid does as stupid is as Forrest Gump say,
If stupid was a flower some would have a bouquet.
But stupid's fun to watch someone who hasn't a clue,
It's been fun, thank-you.

So stupid, don't get near me,
Get a clue, mislead you,
Stupid, is free.

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 1
 1
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   2
 2
 2
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Adagio - October 22, 2003 - Report this comment
I liked it, Guy! Funny comments..:D
Claude Prez - October 22, 2003 - Report this comment
I didn't git it.
Rick D - October 26, 2003 - Report this comment
I think you meant "powdered". This from the Typomaster.
Guy - October 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Yes I did Rick and I never noticed that until you pointed it out. Thanks for clarifying this for me. It was a ghastly stupid error. So what would we add to powdered water I wonder?
Guy - October 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Much appreciate the comments and votes.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/samcooke10.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 607