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Stupid, some things won't go.
The speed of light we know.
Think what the speed of dark must be, must be.
Stupid, I don't know why, parkways on them we drive,
And driveways are there to park for free.
This next one's gonna slaughter you, it's such a big mess,
"Headless Corpse in Topless Bar" so the headlines profess,
Space ship doing light speed travel lickity split,
Will headlights emit?
Stupid, water will flow, add what, I do not know,
If it's the powered kind, you see, you see.
Stupid, I don't know why, you see these ads that they fly,
"Big Sale - Last Week", missed it, aw gee.
Now stupid are some signs out on the highway we see,
The sign says "eat here and get gas, our air pump is free".
No dogs allowed except for those that blind people deal,
Who's reading this bill?
Morbid, some come to know, a high-er wage, oh no.
And asphalt's not rectal disease, oh please.
Stupid, oh my oh my, tumor to clarify,
In not an extra pair you see.
Now, stupid does as stupid is as Forrest Gump say,
If stupid was a flower some would have a bouquet.
But stupid's fun to watch someone who hasn't a clue,
It's been fun, thank-you.
So stupid, don't get near me,
Get a clue, mislead you,
Stupid, is free.
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