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Song Parodies -> "Fat Cats Pound For Pound"

Original Song Title:

"Bad Bad Leroy Brown"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jim Croce

Parody Song Title:

"Fat Cats Pound For Pound"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

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Well his south side got a shadow,
And it follows him around,
Just that dark tail there,
Of his derriere,
Weighs a hundred-fifty pounds.

Now fat boy's chins are double,
And his ass like a four by four,
Like some rotund babies he got jack-pot blubber,
In his skin he's fat for sure.

'Cause he fat cat, pound for pound,
The fattest ass such a huge round mound,
Fatter than a year is long,
No leaner than a stock yard hog.

Now fat boy drive a Rambler,
And all brands of tires blow,
'Cause his rims just tear and grind and ping,
The brunt of his weight ride them low.
He bought a custom Continental,
For his fat ass fit into,
It weigh 32 ton with some shocks he got from,
A heavy in-dust-ri-al crew.

'Cause he fat cat, round profound,
His fat old ass sometimes runs aground.
Fatter than a year is long,
His femur like a red wood log.

Now fried eggs got a weakness fo',
Fat boy don't ask twice.
Down at the breakfast bar,
Sat a girl enormous,
And for eatin' eggs her vice.
Every last egg she piled on hers,
And the trouble soon began,
That fat girl frowned; took possession,
Of the messin' with a knife and a frying pan.

Then this fat cat sat on down,
With this fattest lass; her eggs inbound,
Platter full and swingin' prong,
Leaner is a chunk lard hog.

Well the two then took to fightin',
As they drooled down to the floor.
Fat boy hooked and rigged a muzzle,
For to cover her teeth and gums.

'Cause they fat, cats, sloppin' down,
They're the fattest lass and lad in town,
Fatter than a year is long,
No leaner than a junk food hog.

'Cause they fatter than a year is long,
No leaner than a junk food hog.


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Mark Scotti - July 02, 2010 - Report this comment
Funnier than the original(which was a GREAT funny song to start...)
Guy - July 02, 2010 - Report this comment
Mark - I love doing Jim Groce parodies since I'm a story teller and most of his stuff does just that. Glad you found some humor here. Thanks.
LilCUPcakes - July 02, 2010 - Report this comment
Fat is how the USA today seems to be looking, Sir ! with Mississippi taking the lead !
AFW - July 02, 2010 - Report this comment
Sounds like Cosby's Fat Albert with wheels..funny tale..fat with humor...
Guy - July 02, 2010 - Report this comment
Lady of the minature cakes. So nice to see you today. SA is high on the list of overweight folks. I allways feel some remorse when I write about those who are thinly challenged. But I usually make a story out of it and that was the main point with this one. This parody gives a whole new meaning to "food fight". You have once again made my day by gracing my page with your coment. Thanks times 1000. My mood has been lifted now that I got my fix of LilCupcakes. You have chased away the withdrawals. Until we meet again, ciao bella.
Guy - July 02, 2010 - Report this comment
Farce - I think our comments crossed. I think these two would make Cosby's FA look like twiggy. How'd you like the food fight? I hope it gave you a fairly vivid mental image. That was part iof its intent. Thanks Farce.
Christie Marie M - July 02, 2010 - Report this comment
Guy, you amazed me with similes and metaphors you elaborated in this satire. Now that's humor! I sure could learn a lot from you (and TT as well). Here's some big, fat 5's!
Guy - July 03, 2010 - Report this comment
Christie - Comparing my work with TT's is the ultimate complement. I do my very best work on ballads where I can relate a story to the reader. TT however can just pull stuff out of thin air, it would seem. He is so amazing. I have learned a thing or two from his work. Thanks!
Belle - July 03, 2010 - Report this comment
Hoo Boy! I'd like to see 'em tumbing around fighting over food...lol.
Guy - July 03, 2010 - Report this comment
Belle - That's how it is when you're out sloppin' the hogs. =;-) Thanks!

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