Guess who's on Fox news today?
That wide eyed boy with his cliche'.
He looked strange with his hair all gray,
And glasses cause his vision's way hazy.
"They asking if Baath guys still around,
Tell them we have them still surrond,
We hunt them all down like Afghan hound,
So twisted nerve, so much crazy."
Baghdad Bob's back in town!

They are sick in their minds with France so lot,
Long at night in the UN floor,
Never they forgot.
Never now we put bomb in school
Never do not.
We are new regiming,
No more Saddam we not embrace,
Now we get old shoe to put onto his face,
When the bom-bas fell in our place.
So now quick Saddam is gone is like blur,
Much joys are in our towns, all the Baath go down,

Too much war and stress make ill,
We just want do allah's will,
Aziz say this just be for drill.
Too much noise too much fight,
Too much upset them.
That nuke hoax we are not ever blasting was faker go wrong,
The fights now getting former, we soon belong.
Now not so long, encumbered ones,
Bring back same noise we go again.

Old Bob is back in town,
Our Bob is still around,
He didn't die, he didn't drown,
So nice to see him back in town,
Go and spread the word around,
That Bob is back in town,
Oh yeah he's back in town!
So long he wasn't found.
Old Bob is back in town,
Old Bob is back in town.