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Song Parodies -> "Drag Call"

Original Song Title:

"Rag Doll"

Original Performer:

The Four Seasons

Parody Song Title:

"Drag Call"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Ooh, oo-oo-oo-ooh (Ooh-oo-ooh)
Ahh, ah-ah-ah-ahh (drag call, ooh)

When he was just a kid he wore his sister's gown.
They always laughed at him and thus his ass they'd pound.
Called him fag doll, little drag doll.
To protect his face, he would carry mace.

Ooh, oo-oo-oo-ooh (Ooh-oo-ooh)

(Clad drag doll)
He was a bad fag who would clad drag all he could
(He's no dude)
There's folks that bet me, 'cause they say that he's no dude
He's a drag doll, out for drag call,
He is quite a show, struttin' to and fro.

Ooh, oo-oo-oo-ooh (Ooh-oo-ooh)
Ahh, ah-ah-ah-ahh (drag doll, ooh)
You just can't help the way you are.

A-ahh, ah-ah-ah-ah ah-ahh (drag doll, ooh)

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Pacing: 3.0
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Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 2

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Michael Pacholek - September 02, 2003 - Report this comment
What a drag this parody was.

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