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Song Parodies -> "Drag Call"

Original Song Title:

"Rag Doll"

Original Performer:

The Four Seasons

Parody Song Title:

"Drag Call"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Ooh, oo-oo-oo-ooh (Ooh-oo-ooh)
Ooh-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh
Ahh, ah-ah-ah-ahh (drag call, ooh)
Ooh-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh

(Sister's-gown)
When he was just a kid he wore his sister's gown.
(Sister's-gown)
They always laughed at him and thus his ass they'd pound.
Called him fag doll, little drag doll.
To protect his face, he would carry mace.

Ooh, oo-oo-oo-ooh (Ooh-oo-ooh)
Ooh-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh

(Clad drag doll)
He was a bad fag who would clad drag all he could
(He's no dude)
There's folks that bet me, 'cause they say that he's no dude
He's a drag doll, out for drag call,
He is quite a show, struttin' to and fro.

Ooh, oo-oo-oo-ooh (Ooh-oo-ooh)
Ooh-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh
Ahh, ah-ah-ah-ahh (drag doll, ooh)
You just can't help the way you are.

A-ahh, ah-ah-ah-ah ah-ahh (drag doll, ooh)
Ooh-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh

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Michael Pacholek - September 02, 2003 - Report this comment
What a drag this parody was.

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