Song Parodies -> Drag Call
| Original Song Title: | "Rag Doll" |
| Original Performer: | The Four Seasons |
| Parody Song Title: | "Drag Call" |
| Parody Written by: | Guy DiRito |
Ooh, oo-oo-oo-ooh (Ooh-oo-ooh)
Ooh-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh
Ahh, ah-ah-ah-ahh (drag call, ooh)
Ooh-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh
(Sister's-gown)
When he was just a kid he wore his sister's gown.
(Sister's-gown)
They always laughed at him and thus his ass they'd pound.
Called him fag doll, little drag doll.
To protect his face, he would carry mace.
Ooh, oo-oo-oo-ooh (Ooh-oo-ooh)
Ooh-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh
(Clad drag doll)
He was a bad fag who would clad drag all he could
(He's no dude)
There's folks that bet me, 'cause they say that he's no dude
He's a drag doll, out for drag call,
He is quite a show, struttin' to and fro.
Ooh, oo-oo-oo-ooh (Ooh-oo-ooh)
Ooh-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh
Ahh, ah-ah-ah-ahh (drag doll, ooh)
You just can't help the way you are.
A-ahh, ah-ah-ah-ah ah-ahh (drag doll, ooh)
Ooh-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh
Ooh-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh
Ahh, ah-ah-ah-ahh (drag call, ooh)
Ooh-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh
(Sister's-gown)
When he was just a kid he wore his sister's gown.
(Sister's-gown)
They always laughed at him and thus his ass they'd pound.
Called him fag doll, little drag doll.
To protect his face, he would carry mace.
Ooh, oo-oo-oo-ooh (Ooh-oo-ooh)
Ooh-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh
(Clad drag doll)
He was a bad fag who would clad drag all he could
(He's no dude)
There's folks that bet me, 'cause they say that he's no dude
He's a drag doll, out for drag call,
He is quite a show, struttin' to and fro.
Ooh, oo-oo-oo-ooh (Ooh-oo-ooh)
Ooh-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh
Ahh, ah-ah-ah-ahh (drag doll, ooh)
You just can't help the way you are.
A-ahh, ah-ah-ah-ah ah-ahh (drag doll, ooh)
Ooh-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh
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