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Song Parodies -> "It's Not Reusable"

Original Song Title:

"It's Not Unusual"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tom Jones

Parody Song Title:

"It's Not Reusable"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

It's not reusable that TP that wipes your bum,
It's inexcusable, to recycle it is dumb.
It's full of cooties and it stinks to kingdom come,
It's just once usable your butt to dry, don't even try.

It's not reusable the kick you get from wine,
Now alcohol is stout and will route for a short time,
But you could never own it, by rent is how it's done,
It's not reusable, it disappears that way,
Another round you say?
So make that whiskey, beer or wine?

Like tobacco chew, or that spirit brew,
They won't recycle by design.

It's not reusable that fem pad when it is done,
They're made disposable aren't you glad the way they come?
So when you find that they need changed at any time,
They're not reusable, go find a brand new one to use.
Woh woh woh woh,
Yeah yeah yeah yeah.

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Jack Wilson - March 07, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL!!!!! Awesome job, 5's!
Johnny D - March 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Always fresh, Guy, always fresh. 5's
Jan Unwin - March 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Yep, some things just aren't meant to be recycled. Glad this old Tom Jones song wasn't one of them. Love the new lyrics! 5-5-5
Mari D - March 07, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm glad that your parody is not disposable!
Adagio - March 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny!! 5's
Adam Zen B. - March 07, 2004 - Report this comment
I thought you were gonna mention condoms
Paul Robinson - March 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Guy, yeah, I was afraid you were going to do condoms here, to...At one of the old family businesses (Car Wash) we had a joke sign in the employees bathroom (which I hope none of the guys took seriously), "Shortage of toilet paper, please use both sides". We had one big, tall, fellow from the rural section of Mexico. Apparently plumbing was mostly non-existant where he was from and where it did exist it was clogged most of the time. Anyway, he was throwing the used T.P. in the TRASH CAN in the employees bathroom. Our Manager at the time, a really great Italian guy from Brooklyn, NY, confronted him in Italian (some words kind of work in Spanish and Italian) and the guy goes, "No, mi no caca, me pee-pee", complete with hand gestures. All the other guys Hispanic guys around were laughing their "culo's" off. I suspect one of them might have "framed" him...A dirty deed for sure.
Guy - March 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks all for enjoying this, voting and commenting.

Adam and Paul, condoms did cross my mind but what manifested probably would not have been permitted on this site.

Paul, that is hilarious. I could just see that in my mind, especially the hand gestures. LOL. And Spanish and Italian are close enough that the main points being exchanged would have been readily understood. That Mexican fellow was most likely set up. They would naturally think it would be him when in all actuality he probably didn't read a lick of English.
Tim Hall - March 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice job on highlighting what is NOT recyclable.
alvin rhodes - March 07, 2004 - Report this comment
clever...5s
Cy Keyatrick - August 22, 2004 - Report this comment
"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green , Green Grass of Home'" "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" Doc says "It's Not Unusual."
Adagio - August 22, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL!!

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