Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Gun Fight With The Two Aces"

Original Song Title:

"Midnight At the Oasis"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Maria Muldaur

Parody Song Title:

"Gun Fight With The Two Aces"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Gun fight with the two aces,
Smoked your camel, your dead.
Bullets riddled your faces,
Tracers dancing about your heads.

You guys run around half-tuned,
Whinin' most at us.
We'll ship off all your clan goons, real soon,
Since now that you bit the dust.

C'mon, attract us to your friends,
Go point out the way.
Run on, 'til the roundup ends,
'til the roundup ends.

You guys are like cancer,
worse than some speed freak.
You smelly necromancer, trancer,
We'll blast you to next week.

guitar solo

We know your daddy's a faultin',
He's Saddam soon to fall.
With fifty lifts to attend you, as they mend you,
You guys don't look bad at all.

But you no longer scare 'em sonny,
There's two less on your side.
So then you took that gamble, yo yo,
Then we smoked your dirty hide.

C'mon, attract us to your friends,
Go point out the way.
Run on, 'til the roundup ends,
'til the roundup ends.

Gun fight with the two aces,
Smoked your camel, your dead.
Bullets riddled your faces,
Tracers dancing about your heads.

Gun fight with the two aces (Fade)

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 2

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 1
 1
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   1
 1
 1
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Royce Miller - July 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Guy, thanks for doing a parody to this song--now it's you and me instead of just me-mine is about a night at the race track. I think Midnight at the Oasis is a very fun song, and I wish there were more like it these days.
Guy DiRito - July 28, 2003 - Report this comment
I did see your song that was written before I came onboard just before I wrote this and I thought it was well done. I voted on it even though it is way back with the oldies. I was a bit surprised that someone else did this one, it is such a forgotten old song. I looked at this song about two weeks ago and could not get a theme going with it. Then there were two aces and presto, just like that.
Johnny D - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Three fives beats a pair of aces.....and in this case that's a GOOD thing! Well done.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/mariamuldaur1.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 637