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Song Parodies -> "Bummer Freeze"

Original Song Title:

"Summer Breeze"

Original Performer:

Seals and Croft

Parody Song Title:

"Bummer Freeze"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

PC's curtains; hanging up in Windows,
Like the O rings on a fated flight.
A steady light shining from the turbo,
Let's me know that this disk's a fright.

Bummer freeze takes it off line,
Blowing up the jazz drive with a grind.
Bummer freeze takes it off line,
Blowing up the jazz drive with a grind.

See the transfer tied up in gridlock,
A little mis'ry from the mouse once more.
Try unlock to free up a core stop,
This here Windows acts more like doors.

Bummer freeze takes it off line,
Blowing up the jazz drive with a grind.
Bummer freeze takes it off line,
Blowing up the jazz drive with a grind.

Sys tray's in slumber, the jazz drive's doomed,
Stand by requests UPS; displays the moon,
When I click home tab the hard drive jerks
It ain't got a prayer, out of share as it hurled.

See the user standin' there a bitchin'?
Hot looking as he waits the news,
Feel alarm as he reaches out to scold me,
He is seething for he has no clues.

Bummer freeze takes it off line,
Blowing up the jazz drive with a grind.
Bummer freeze takes it off line,
Blowing up the jazz drive with a grind.

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Wild Man - July 09, 2003 - Report this comment
This is a winner. 5 chalupas Man. You are undisputed champ of computer parodys.
Guy DiRito - July 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks - I have a slight edge - I've made my living in computers since I was 19 years old and still do. A lot of what I write deals with real experiences.
Hoeveel - July 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Do you know what 'bummer' means in the UK? Considering the some of the opinions people post about you on here Guy DiRito, you could have had a pretty funny parody out of that. Could've got quite a few people's backs up :
Guy DiRito - July 09, 2003 - Report this comment
No Hoeveel, I'm not sure what bummer means in the UK, but I do know what 'bum' means there. Is it on the same order? And I have even made fun of my self out here. Check this one out: http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/ironbutterfly0.shtml
Hoeveel - July 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Yup. If you know what 'bum' means then i'm sure you can work out who 'bummers' are. ;) : :)

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