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Song Parodies -> "Fajita Funsize"

Original Song Title:

"Tequila Sunrise"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Fajita Funsize"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

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I just want one fajita funsize,
Chicken only, with beans and rice, slice of lime.
It's a must be fire panned,
Waitin' on what seems a span of time,
Which tray is mine?

Ev'ry night put a funsize down,
It's just another oily taco town,
But I'm just standin' 'round.

I'm tippin' you a nickel, wooden,
What it is that keeps from comin', Juan?
What takes so long?
In my gut's this hollow feelin' been
I put down, my money spend
My food attend.

(Trumpet dominated interlude)

Should I take my shot and forage,
Wantin' just to bite bird, never comes.
Remove your thumb.
There's another fajita funsize, not my bird?
You guys are lame,
Still never came.


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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Stan Hall - April 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Been there, done that wait, at a much-touted popular eatery in Savannah, GA about 25 years ago. Got up and left--to similarly unserved patrons' applause--as apps were arriving after 40-minute wait followed 30-minuute wait for our duly reserved table. Found out later that the place had accepted as _unreserved_ walk-ins an entire tour bus load of diners whose orders were being prioritized over all others. Grrr. :-)
John Barry - April 03, 2008 - Report this comment
You continue to whet my appetite for your parodies.
alvin - April 03, 2008 - Report this comment
big fan of mexican food and parodies of same....great title switch....i deem this the best of the "tequila sunrise" parodies i've seen
2Eagle - April 03, 2008 - Report this comment
You should come to Los Angeles. By the way, don't you mean mariachi interlude?
UnKnownVO - April 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Guy . . . careful Sir !!! a "funRise" ?? I do get it . . .
Johnny D - September 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Bueno! 555
Dr Music - September 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Very good. Very oriental.

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